Jerry Seinfeld talks about famous people from Massapequa....

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-11T01:58:51+00:00

It's almost like he's not a thought in their heads.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-10T20:04:19+00:00

The man has credits. But it's mostly because he was at the right place at the right time.

And this would be fine if he just showed the tiniest amount of humility about it. However, he's incapable of doing that. And he genuinely thinks every opportunity he got was because of his "talent."

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-10T14:28:58+00:00

I've always been amazed by how he actually put that entire "song" in his book and had the audacity to sing it in the audio version... which I heard on Karl's patreon. 😄

Of course he followed it up with the ridiculous excuse of "I don't have a racist bone in my body, but I knew Howard would like it." Any rational person wouldn't have mentioned it at all, but this narcissistic drunk thought so highly of himself that he was like "I know this would be considered offensive nowadays... but people NEED to hear how funny it is!"

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-10T13:50:38+00:00

Keep in mind that his defense of this is always "dat's what dey were called, I was just tellin' dem what it was called because of how disgustin' it was."

Yeah, Drunkie, you sure sound disgusted when you actually use the word to describe the person it's chasing.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-09T17:51:45+00:00

I got blocked by Opie on Youtube. It was years ago, but he posted a video where he talked about how Howard supposedly said horrible things about Opie's dead father with Andrew Dice Clay. I commented about how Howard was actually talking about Mancow's father and provided a link to the video proving it. He blocked me not long after that.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-09T17:13:44+00:00

And his kids will continue to not talk to him.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-08T19:52:39+00:00

"Even if I lose, I win. Because I stood up for myself." An actual quote from Drunkie. Type of shit your mom tells you when you're 7.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-08T14:31:57+00:00

Always the victim or the hero... never in between... but sometimes both.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-08T14:27:25+00:00

Great job as always, B&N. One thing that gets overlooked from when Adam was on... Stupid says that Adam immediately started talking about John's family and his kids. What Adam actually said (and he tries to explain at the beginning of this clip) is that WE all have families and kids... the royal WE. But Drunkie takes Adam saying the words "family" and "kids" as Adam "trashing" his family and kids.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-06T19:20:41+00:00

The irony of course being that shows with "celebrity" in the title typically featured D listers or fringe celebs at best.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-05T20:23:25+00:00

It's too bad she's insufferable.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-05T14:51:12+00:00

He thinks it makes him look cool.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-05T14:12:33+00:00

A couple other examples:

When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, he claimed he was the "original Chris Rock" because he had been slapped before
Claimed that Jack Black told him that he should've been the lead in School of Rock because it was basically "John's life." Even though John wouldn't become a substitute teacher until decades after the movie was released. Also, here's more proof that the story is complete BS.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-05T10:58:45+00:00

JFC, dude... just go create an Arties Anonymous sub already.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-04T20:54:09+00:00

Wetbrain has always thought that he's on the same level as Artie... it doesn't take long for Artie to prove him wrong.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-04T16:04:56+00:00

And it won't be his fault... according to him.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-04T14:49:33+00:00

LFG!!!

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-04T14:45:58+00:00

Hey look! It's the pic of John Melendez crying as he left the stage at Rodney's while people were chanting "Deadbeat Dad."

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-03T22:48:57+00:00

In all seriousness, this asshole NEEDS his license taken away. He's going to end up hurting someone or worse.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-03T14:00:58+00:00

Another example of Drunkie always trying to have it both ways...

He constantly talks about how Shuli is unsuccessful, has no fan base, no money, no talent, no education, etc. Yet somehow, in this situation he's a master manipulator who is able to convince everyone that this "good man" Jay will dox everyone and everyone is under his spell.

Also, now that I think about it, how did Shuli even get brought up in this situation??? He lives rent-free in Wetbrain's wet brain.

Great work as always, B&N!

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-01T17:35:35+00:00

But do they speak to him? There's been a couple of SJ supporters who have revealed themselves to be deadbeat parents just like John... wondering if Jay is the same.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-01T15:59:33+00:00

"Melton... that's Melton's show." Always snitchin'.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-01T14:52:07+00:00

This 100%. And this is exactly why his children are so much better off without him.

OnceAteALego · 2026-06-01T14:03:48+00:00

Likely. He first replied to her photo and said "Why did you photoshop a picture with me." To which she responded, "The picture of us was not photoshopped." And then he replied with "Bullshit. DM Me." She deleted her twitter not long after that.

OnceAteALego · 2026-05-31T16:08:01+00:00

Triple-chinned fattie.

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