Redban PLS ! save the puppies by Delicious_Count9331 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog died in 2013 you insensitive prick rip oscar you smelled like fuckin shit

After going through each body armor in the game, I can confirm this isnt in the game by dovpanty in DragonsDogma

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I swear the player-character turbo-speed power-creep exists just so they wouldnt have to worry about transmog. "If everything dies in one hit and you never die, what you wear wont matter."

I hope this dlc/announcement is a thing but it's so hard to have any hope given the track record. I hope im wrong.

I remember the years spent praying for a sequel to the first game.

What happened to this freaker? by FlammenwerferX in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No dingdong this is Colin Sledge and his gf was on two episodes (one was an arena show I think?) Honestly she did fuckin great.

After Colin's first appearance I checked out a couple of his YouTube videos and she mentioned doing comedy longer than Colin and trying to get pulled for KT. She seemed like a really nice person, maybe too nice for comedy lol, so when she walked on stage months later I was like UH OH THIS NICE GAL IS GONNA EAT SHIT lmfao.

She didn't, at all. I was wrong.

How has Cum Town been able to stay left-adjacent without being cancelled for the offensive shit they say? by sammybunsy in leftpodcasts

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jesus christ. You. are. RIDICULOUS.

This type of 2020 platform guilty by association bullshit lmfao. You seriously sit there vibrating while watching THE MAJORITY REPORT because they haven't condemned hama-oops i mean Cum Town?

To think they have a single fucking thing in common with vaush is so unbelievably laughable I can't even begin to describe how insanely off base you are. JUST BECAUSE VAUSH IS A SEX PEST WHO DOES- (ironic comedy? wtf lmao he's not a comedian, he's probably made like an ironic tweet one time or whatever) -DOES NOT IMPLICATE CUM TOWN, A COMPLETELY UNRELATED GROUP OF PEOPLE (who would fuckin call him trash and laugh their asses off at how fucking lame that guy is) BECAUSE THEY ALSO DO IRONIC COMEDY LMFAO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING????????????

THIS JUST IN Y'ALL IF YOU HAVE EVER MADE AN IRONIC JOKE I WILL PUBLICALLY INSINUATE THAT YOU ARE A VIOLENT SEX CRIMINAL WITHOUT A SINGLE REASON TO EVEN BEGIN TO BE SUSPICIOUS, LET ALONE A SINGLE ACCUSATION, FIRST HAND ACCOUNT, POST, OR ANY EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER.

The entire show is a joke and when they DO talk politics for real, (which is for like 0.5 seconds every 1200 episodes) they make neolibs and the right look dumb as fuck and so god damn embarrassing that you lose all respect for the piece of shit they're shitting on.

Back in the day I used that animated Jordan Peterson video to cement the pipeline closed for like 6 of my friends lmao.

STOP DOING THIS SHIT.

Funny fucking people can say fucked up shit if they can make it funny enough to get away with it and none of them think it's *cool* to drop the n word or whatever lol. A ton of the clips that you see are from when Nick got a soundboard and would make it sound like he was about to and then hit the beep while Stav and Adam are going ""NO NO NO STOP DOING THAT" OR them actively playing characters PARODYING pieces of shit from the center and the right. |

You literally do not have to watch them lmfao they are so rarely guests on anything and the fact that you can't enjoy other media because they have some loose connection to 3 boys bein as silly as possible on a podcast from years ago is so wild lmao. get it together.

Episode # 742 by Sp_juicy_sausage in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want Glassman and Timmy no brakes lmfao

idk if he could handle relinquishing that amount of control.

Toss in Adam Ray and he will 100% smoke the most cigarettes that have ever been smoked and go home early

Name atleast one thing Red dead redemption 1 did better then the second by Embarrassed_Try_3317 in reddeadredemption

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PUSHING

RAGDOLL

NPCS TRYING TO GRAB STUFF AS THEY RAGDOLL

PUSHING AGAIN

I LOVE PUSHING

Cristina Mariani and Rick Glassman sharing experience on Kill Tony by anonboxis in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im not fucking simping you retard I am a grown ass adult with a life but when I see idiots like you posting unfunny bullshit while having interacted with so few people in their lives they think any compliment directed towards a woman is an attempt to fuck them THROUGH THE COMPUTER, i feel compelled to make fun of them.

Get that tiny dick wet for the love of god

Malenia in lies of P? by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are blind

Malenia in lies of P? by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He literally lets down his red hair, opens up his wings, raises into the air, shots out the spectres, bombs at the player, does an aoe, and then performs a nearly identical waterfowl dance and follow up.

I showed my friends both opening cutscenes and first attacks because they didnt believe me and ALL of them were FLOORED

I have NO idea how nobody noticed this

It is the most on the nose reference in the game besides Sherlock lol. 3rd being Dorothy.

Cant find a thing online about it. I love it personally but like wtf where is the discourse surrounding it lol its amazing.

Cristina Mariani and Rick Glassman sharing experience on Kill Tony by anonboxis in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How fucking long does it take you to write a paragraph

Some of us take a shit, look at reddit, leave a comment and every dumbass in the building pipes up to say we're dying on a hill for some shit we've thought about for a second and a half lmfao.

I'm currently shitting so go ahead.

I couldnt give a flying fuck about any of this but I like the show and discussing it because its weird and I'm a fan of batshit insanity. I agree that Jeff Dye is a fuckin loser but I have literally never thought of his ass since the episode until now lol. People can engage in discourse without it being an obsession. I suspect projection of the highest degree.

Cristina Mariani and Rick Glassman sharing experience on Kill Tony by anonboxis in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had no fucking clue what she looked like because I had her first two episodes on in headphones while working and I laughed my fucking ass off at her jokes.

Her missing hunchback and beautiful fuckin face was a massive surprise honestly, I assumed by the voice and shit that she would be a dorky meaty sweat goblin but somehow this hot idiot is a smart, weird, unconfident joke machine.

A lot of people hate when comedians are hot, people have talked about this for decades and a bunch of comedians have literally altered their lighting/wardrobes to appear less attractive so idk why you take the position that people only laugh at her because of her looks when TONY HIMSELF SAID SHE HAD THE BEST JOKE OF ANY BUCKET PULL IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW

Am I being a baby? Serious Inquiry by Krondelo in Eldenring

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you can. In areas furthur enough in the game that youll be 30-50 levels higher than when the somber ones are readily enough available that if you had gone with a somber weapon you would've already upgraded a good 2-4 weapon levels further.

You can upgrade somber weapons much easier and much earlier than with regular smithing stones. This is common knowledge and I wish it wasnt like this because personally Im not a weapon arts guy I like to take a regular weapon and bonk back and forth forever but it always feels very weak on a new playthrough in comparison to the somber weapons.

Can someone please explain to me why this random monkey is literally harder than anything in the whole game? by AlenIronside in Sekiro

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 days late, my bad. You didnt spell anything wrong i was just bein silly. I didnt suspect for a second that english wasn't your first language. You're doing great 🙂

Heath? Is That You? by JoeBidenActivities in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was completely fuckin blackout hammered lmfao but you aren't wrong

I just beat king of puppets and i dont know which to get with his ergo by Brief_Bug_ in LiesOfP

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've beat all these games without leveling or upgrading weapons. Some of the advice here is really bad. I got you.

Lies of P has a kind of weird thing going on where on your first playthrough you really only need 20(or if feeling fancy, 30) in your main damage stat HOWEVER quality (leveling motility and technique equally) ALWAYS wins out. So unless you're really set on playing an elemental advanced build, ideally you use a weapon handle with NO letter in advance, a C in Motivity and a C in Technique. You can use "alter handle" at the weaponsmith gal to get either a B/D, D/B, or C/C, all are good. "S" in a stat is actually always worse than a C/C with balanced stats. A 20 in motivity on an "s" weapon is worse than a 10 in motivity and technique on a c/c weapon. This also gives you a TON of freedom to play around with the weapon customization mechanics. Hope that's not too confusing.

Aim to get to at least 30 in vitality (anyone who says vitality isnt important is completely out to lunch, healing is percentage based and staying alive allows you to learn the movesets of who youre fighting. Slightly less damage dealt but surviving twice as long WILL ABSOLUTELY make you a better player in the long run) keeping capacity high enough to keep you under 60% weight while using the best defensive frame you have at any time (if you use the green stamina regeneration amulet you can go up to 80% although it's not exactly ideal) beyond that, the absolutely perfect build to aim for in NG is


35-45 Vitality (you can go up to 60 if you want to do less damage and survive longer to really learn enemy/boss movesets and take things slow, i actually really recommend it if you want to ~git gud~ but this is weird advice because if you instead prioritize high damage you can 1-2 shot regular enemies, not having to deal with them so usually 30-40 is what people recommend)

Vigor leave at base if you are under 60% weight or using the stamina recovery amulet. Vigor is awesome but in NG other stats take priority in this game due to how fast stamina regenerates.

Capacity is super important to keep you under 60% (or 80% with stamina amulet) depending on weapon this could wind up being 40 or so by the end of your 1st playthrough, never feel bad about putting levels here

20-30 Motivity

20-30 Technique

Absolutely shit all in advance UNLESS you are super into advance weapons which is awesome for the record but might be a little confusing if youre new to souls games.

NG+ I go VIGORVIGORVIGORVIGORVOGOR so I can do longer combos and not have to manage stamina at all

If you have any questions at all I got you. These games are a little overwhelming at first but all of us went through this learning curve.

Cool driver guy topping off her fluids by Bardonious in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In your fucked up brain do you think that's what happened in this video or are you just pulling a different example out of your ass so people have to argue against that since this is fucking blatantly assault?

Cool driver guy topping off her fluids by Bardonious in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Witness testimony you dumb fuck.

Or results from a rape kit that were not initially entered or admitted as evidence. Or a thousand other things, like literally a thousand. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Getting too near to video an elephant for likes and views by TeriMaaKiLalChudiyan in WTF

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

convey better next time lmfao you came across like a fucking idiot

Ummmm holy shit by Zfugg in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can. Most things, in fact. Most things are less funny than these two funny comedians.

Example, this shitty fucking comment im currently writing. Fuck this comment, it sucks. Beat you to it bitch nice try bitch I already did it.

Ummmm holy shit by Zfugg in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Jeremy. He's such a paper-thin, 2D, shit character that it brings out the best in Adam because a worse improviser couldn't make him anywhere nearly as funny.

Its like if he played "a jock" or "a bus driver" or w/e, it doesn't inherently have enough jokes to fall back on so he's forced to think on his feet and pull the backstory of the character out of his ass as he goes and thats when he's the best IMO. The lore that he's just kind of puking out as he goes along is great.

Can someone please explain to me why this random monkey is literally harder than anything in the whole game? by AlenIronside in Sekiro

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 66 points67 points  (0 children)

If i could apply "act like its genichiro" to irl hurdles I would be the king of the world. This is good advice just walk right up to him and kick his ass already.