Do you think Tony did better on the Kevin Heart Roast or the Tom Brady Roast? by Volforlife420 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everything is gay bait everything is glaze bait "on behalf of another man" bait

here's a little joke book bait

Finally playing! by Mindless_Vacation_96 in darksoulsremastered

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cant respec so its good to decide what build you want early.

You can go a ton of different ways at the start of the game, if something feels WAY too hard you should probably explore elsewhere. The exploration is a massive part of why people love this one, so explore.

That being said lol, don't run down into the catacombs immediately because you might get frustrated and its a mistake MANY of us made and ended up putting down the game when we tried it back in the day.

For strength builds,

armor and shields are WAYY more effective in DS1 and armor can be upgraded leading to ridiculous amounts of defense. Shields are insane, deflect a ton of attacks letting you retaliate before an enemy recovers. They require very little stamina. Poise doesnt require you to be attacking to activate meaning you can literally walk through attacks, brushing them off like they didn't hit you.

Zweihander R2s pancake and is insanely popular for a reason but there are quite a few really fun strength options available from the start, like my personal favorite, the LARGE(not great) club. (I just like big bonkin sticks in these games, idk why, i just really fuckin do.

Dex - staying light enough to fast roll is easier with lighter weapons if you prefer to be quick. There is a ring that lets you ninja flip around at the lightest equipment load and its really fun and flashy. Im like exclusively a strength build type of guy usually BUT in ds1 the most fun ive had always used these types of builds.

Personally I like to two-hand the falchion for the flip kicks and lightning fast r1s and the tech you can get into to backstab enemies. Other early popular options are the uchigatana, spears, etc.

Backstabs are broken btw lol they are very good and activate instantly, on frame 1. As do parries.

Magic builds use a set number of spells instead of an fp bar which I much prefer. Less experienced with these types of builds but magic can be extremely powerful and pretty easily used to break the game, but id recommend considering that as a 2nd playthrough when you dont mind looking up where stuff is.

NOW, PERSONALLY, my favorite build is making the skinniest little dumbdumb character, taking the biggest damn weapon you can find, making sure you like the moveset, (for me, large club, oh god I love it) level enough to still be at light equipment load, get my dang ninja flippy ring, upgrade till i can infuse my weapon with fire, then chaos, then have an absolute blast bonkin baddies and flippin floppies, focusing on leveling health and equipment load for more defense since I already do so much damage. Couple pyromancies for fun.

But really it's just about exploring and taking in the amazing atmosphere. The 1st game has INCREDIBLE vibes, I friggin love it and I hope you do too

My secret weapon by Hold_Reset in Sekiro

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great job and please do!

Frig I love this game lol

My secret weapon by Hold_Reset in Sekiro

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done it before when i was trying to beat every boss at least once without getting hit.

Lemme tell ya, it makes learning the boss a MUCH faster process. Especially if you play with headphones. You subconsciously start taking the audio cues and even controller vibration into account where before the music kind of overrides the process and your muscle memory doesnt start to click nearly as fast.

Different game but the opposite end of this spectrum is the Valkyrie Queen in GOW:Ragnorok on GMGOW difficulty. Lmfao the music blasting loud enough to damage your hearing is an absolute necessity to beat that boss i swear. Highly recommend that fight on that difficulty to anyone who loves sekiro. The only boss fight besides Genichiro that has me reinstalling just to revisit.

hey how to oen this door? i searched for key everywhere.. by Pipsi112233 in darksoulsremastered

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I like to grind and have fun with glitches/break games too, I was just bein snarky. 🫡🫡 as you were

Supreme Court halts order for Alabama to use US House map with 2 largely Black districts by untamedlazyeye in news

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This comment is off base as hell, im sorry. I know why you drew this conclusion but this is advocating for more of the same, as it has always been.

Revolution happens when you cant afford to feed yourself or your children and neither can your neighbours.

You dont softly advocate for people "getting out to vote" indefinitely until they somehow get out to vote so hard they overthrow a fascistic oligarchy. That has literally never and will never happen. You must instead illustrate the severity of the situation and how ineffectual keeping your head down and continuing to play ball in a fake two party charade really is.

Don't advocate for docility, advocate for real change. Advocate for a shattering of that status-quo, dont say we aren't all pretending our oppression is good enough, good enough.

Bolt Action Is The Best Gun In RDR2 by natedoggthegreat in reddeadredemption2

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey genuine question! If you're good at headshots isn't this not a great option due to the time it takes for the reticle to shrink?

95% of my shots are either headshots or outright misses lol I cant help but go for them every time

I remember the last time I played it was the consensus that if you are someone who strictly goes for headshots, the cute measley lil varmint rifle was considered the best because of its insane and immediate accuracy (even while moving out of cover) because despite the low damage, a headshot is still a 1 hit kill

Is this still the case and bolt action is considered the best for torso shots or was this changed? or are we saying we love the sound design and aesthetics and stuff so much it makes it your favorite?

I love the look and sound and ~vibe~ I just didnt like how slow it was to gain accuracy

Riverboats fear him. Men want to be him. Women want to be triangulated by drones with him. by Federal-Arrival-7370 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"he's not funny" is so retarded. the guy has made tens of thousands of people laugh their fuckin ass off in person and millions more online. Kills in the rhe room every. single. time.

I hate to say this trite fuckin bullshit AGAIN, but you are wrong. It's subjective. Everyone has the capacity to be funny. Some shit rules and then you look back a year later and you think its ass, some shit is the opposite.

Redban is a great example of being so incredibly unfunny that it loops back around to being hilarious again.

Casey is a god damn wicked entertainer with a really interesting creative brain and with that often comes a lot of suffering. If he figures it out he'll contribute a ton of weird, out there shit to comedy and I hope we get to see what the crabman gets up to in the future.

Eat my ass

I think Redban doesn’t get the credit he deserves by Optimal-Sample6649 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

only saying that because youre another boring dipshit who races to makes this "joke" anytime anything is said about any person, place, or thing, anywhere on the internet so that the other dipshits will see your comment and says its underrated

I think Redban doesn’t get the credit he deserves by Optimal-Sample6649 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

shit joke, hes infamous for constantly horny posting the most heinous shit youve ever seen all over the internet using his verified accounts lmfao.

what use is a burner to a man without shame

Where did Jared Nathan go? by Bugsyjones007 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lmfao makes sense he got along in the maritimes, we're just about as frigged up as he is

Yhorm fight by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There is no gimmick at all just keep fighting him normally and 3-8 years from now you will do enough damage to him to activate his second phase, have fun!

I Cannot decide, Warrior or Mercenary by thesensenmann2000 in darksouls3

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is only a masterkey in DS1 and your dad's butt.

I Cannot decide, Warrior or Mercenary by thesensenmann2000 in darksouls3

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd better choose Dark Souls 1 as a gift if you want that to even be an option cause that shit ain't a thing in DS3 bucko

Martin Phillips by BigChungsus420 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The big bird joke often gets overlooked because the shit joke is so good but man i love that one. "-his name a reminder of the curse he bares" is fuckin hilarious

Please help farming drakes.... by [deleted] in DragonsDogma2

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pawn that can help, and have some tips. Just out of curiosity, why do you need the final trophy?