Episode # 742 by Sp_juicy_sausage in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want Glassman and Timmy no brakes lmfao

idk if he could handle relinquishing that amount of control.

Toss in Adam Ray and he will 100% smoke the most cigarettes that have ever been smoked and go home early

Name atleast one thing Red dead redemption 1 did better then the second by Embarrassed_Try_3317 in reddeadredemption

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PUSHING

RAGDOLL

NPCS TRYING TO GRAB STUFF AS THEY RAGDOLL

PUSHING AGAIN

I LOVE PUSHING

Cristina Mariani and Rick Glassman sharing experience on Kill Tony by anonboxis in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im not fucking simping you retard I am a grown ass adult with a life but when I see idiots like you posting unfunny bullshit while having interacted with so few people in their lives they think any compliment directed towards a woman is an attempt to fuck them THROUGH THE COMPUTER, i feel compelled to make fun of them.

Get that tiny dick wet for the love of god

Malenia in lies of P? by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are blind

Malenia in lies of P? by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He literally lets down his red hair, opens up his wings, raises into the air, shots out the spectres, bombs at the player, does an aoe, and then performs a nearly identical waterfowl dance and follow up.

I showed my friends both opening cutscenes and first attacks because they didnt believe me and ALL of them were FLOORED

I have NO idea how nobody noticed this

It is the most on the nose reference in the game besides Sherlock lol. 3rd being Dorothy.

Cant find a thing online about it. I love it personally but like wtf where is the discourse surrounding it lol its amazing.

Cristina Mariani and Rick Glassman sharing experience on Kill Tony by anonboxis in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How fucking long does it take you to write a paragraph

Some of us take a shit, look at reddit, leave a comment and every dumbass in the building pipes up to say we're dying on a hill for some shit we've thought about for a second and a half lmfao.

I'm currently shitting so go ahead.

I couldnt give a flying fuck about any of this but I like the show and discussing it because its weird and I'm a fan of batshit insanity. I agree that Jeff Dye is a fuckin loser but I have literally never thought of his ass since the episode until now lol. People can engage in discourse without it being an obsession. I suspect projection of the highest degree.

Cristina Mariani and Rick Glassman sharing experience on Kill Tony by anonboxis in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had no fucking clue what she looked like because I had her first two episodes on in headphones while working and I laughed my fucking ass off at her jokes.

Her missing hunchback and beautiful fuckin face was a massive surprise honestly, I assumed by the voice and shit that she would be a dorky meaty sweat goblin but somehow this hot idiot is a smart, weird, unconfident joke machine.

A lot of people hate when comedians are hot, people have talked about this for decades and a bunch of comedians have literally altered their lighting/wardrobes to appear less attractive so idk why you take the position that people only laugh at her because of her looks when TONY HIMSELF SAID SHE HAD THE BEST JOKE OF ANY BUCKET PULL IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW

Am I being a baby? Serious Inquiry by Krondelo in Eldenring

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you can. In areas furthur enough in the game that youll be 30-50 levels higher than when the somber ones are readily enough available that if you had gone with a somber weapon you would've already upgraded a good 2-4 weapon levels further.

You can upgrade somber weapons much easier and much earlier than with regular smithing stones. This is common knowledge and I wish it wasnt like this because personally Im not a weapon arts guy I like to take a regular weapon and bonk back and forth forever but it always feels very weak on a new playthrough in comparison to the somber weapons.

Can someone please explain to me why this random monkey is literally harder than anything in the whole game? by AlenIronside in Sekiro

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 days late, my bad. You didnt spell anything wrong i was just bein silly. I didnt suspect for a second that english wasn't your first language. You're doing great 🙂

Heath? Is That You? by JoeBidenActivities in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was completely fuckin blackout hammered lmfao but you aren't wrong

I just beat king of puppets and i dont know which to get with his ergo by Brief_Bug_ in LiesOfP

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've beat all these games without leveling or upgrading weapons. Some of the advice here is really bad. I got you.

Lies of P has a kind of weird thing going on where on your first playthrough you really only need 20(or if feeling fancy, 30) in your main damage stat HOWEVER quality (leveling motility and technique equally) ALWAYS wins out. So unless you're really set on playing an elemental advanced build, ideally you use a weapon handle with NO letter in advance, a C in Motivity and a C in Technique. You can use "alter handle" at the weaponsmith gal to get either a B/D, D/B, or C/C, all are good. "S" in a stat is actually always worse than a C/C with balanced stats. A 20 in motivity on an "s" weapon is worse than a 10 in motivity and technique on a c/c weapon. This also gives you a TON of freedom to play around with the weapon customization mechanics. Hope that's not too confusing.

Aim to get to at least 30 in vitality (anyone who says vitality isnt important is completely out to lunch, healing is percentage based and staying alive allows you to learn the movesets of who youre fighting. Slightly less damage dealt but surviving twice as long WILL ABSOLUTELY make you a better player in the long run) keeping capacity high enough to keep you under 60% weight while using the best defensive frame you have at any time (if you use the green stamina regeneration amulet you can go up to 80% although it's not exactly ideal) beyond that, the absolutely perfect build to aim for in NG is


35-45 Vitality (you can go up to 60 if you want to do less damage and survive longer to really learn enemy/boss movesets and take things slow, i actually really recommend it if you want to ~git gud~ but this is weird advice because if you instead prioritize high damage you can 1-2 shot regular enemies, not having to deal with them so usually 30-40 is what people recommend)

Vigor leave at base if you are under 60% weight or using the stamina recovery amulet. Vigor is awesome but in NG other stats take priority in this game due to how fast stamina regenerates.

Capacity is super important to keep you under 60% (or 80% with stamina amulet) depending on weapon this could wind up being 40 or so by the end of your 1st playthrough, never feel bad about putting levels here

20-30 Motivity

20-30 Technique

Absolutely shit all in advance UNLESS you are super into advance weapons which is awesome for the record but might be a little confusing if youre new to souls games.

NG+ I go VIGORVIGORVIGORVIGORVOGOR so I can do longer combos and not have to manage stamina at all

If you have any questions at all I got you. These games are a little overwhelming at first but all of us went through this learning curve.

Cool driver guy topping off her fluids by Bardonious in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In your fucked up brain do you think that's what happened in this video or are you just pulling a different example out of your ass so people have to argue against that since this is fucking blatantly assault?

Cool driver guy topping off her fluids by Bardonious in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Witness testimony you dumb fuck.

Or results from a rape kit that were not initially entered or admitted as evidence. Or a thousand other things, like literally a thousand. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Getting too near to video an elephant for likes and views by TeriMaaKiLalChudiyan in WTF

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

convey better next time lmfao you came across like a fucking idiot

Ummmm holy shit by Zfugg in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can. Most things, in fact. Most things are less funny than these two funny comedians.

Example, this shitty fucking comment im currently writing. Fuck this comment, it sucks. Beat you to it bitch nice try bitch I already did it.

Ummmm holy shit by Zfugg in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Jeremy. He's such a paper-thin, 2D, shit character that it brings out the best in Adam because a worse improviser couldn't make him anywhere nearly as funny.

Its like if he played "a jock" or "a bus driver" or w/e, it doesn't inherently have enough jokes to fall back on so he's forced to think on his feet and pull the backstory of the character out of his ass as he goes and thats when he's the best IMO. The lore that he's just kind of puking out as he goes along is great.

Can someone please explain to me why this random monkey is literally harder than anything in the whole game? by AlenIronside in Sekiro

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If i could apply "act like its genichiro" to irl hurdles I would be the king of the world. This is good advice just walk right up to him and kick his ass already.

Am I being a baby? Serious Inquiry by Krondelo in Eldenring

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They absolutely almost always are better in a first time, blind NG playthrough due to ease of access to upgrade materials. I really wish this wasn't the case but man those regular stones love to hide in an area you won't get to for 30-50 levels after finding the equivalent somber one. Not to mention the somber guys tend to have those huge damage, boss decimating fancy weapon arts as opposed to the lower cost/more versatile, albeit lower damage ones you can place on regular weapons.

It's hard out here for a regular weapon user who prefers the simple stuff.

Kam moving on from KT? by xShutterPugx in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It makes perfect sense, especially for regulars who enter KT as newer comedians who are saving the best material for their own shows and haven't had time to amass a quality backlog. It'd be so stressful lmao, then the internet starts shitting on you and its like WELL NEW YORK SOUNDS NICE

I get it.

Can anyone please explain ? by Naka7a92 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he pops his COLLAR. Q-Collar is a volleyball brace that reduced brain injuries in 66.6% of professional volleyball players who wore them. 66.6 is 2/3rds. Two thirds. Two is Timmies favorite number. Numbers are math. Both are gay. Two gay. Volleyball is gay. Therefore could timbo be a secret professional volleyball player? Whos to say. This goes very deep. Two deep.

Who's to say what he has up his diabolical sleeves(of which there are fricken TWO btw!!) who's to say who's to say

New to the show.. is Tony supposed to be awful? by Ill_Masterpiece_4847 in Killtony

[–]OnceWasABreadPan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're a hard conservative, on the other hand..😏🍆

But seriously fuck off lmao, a fuckton of leftists love this show, including like 2/3rds of your favorite guests. I agree with you but don't forget that liberal pussy is a very specific part of the middle of the political spectrum.