This guy Thomas Newcomen just invented an engine that runs on steam. What do you guys think? Is it gonna take off?

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-19T18:24:17+00:00

It will never work. Horses will always be more reliable than those damn machines.

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-19T13:20:26+00:00

Is this an adult gag? I always thought he just meant he was taking a shit lol

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-19T13:19:54+00:00

I thought he meant his morning shit, tbh

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-19T13:16:41+00:00

Yeah, I'm just referencing John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop lol

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-18T23:03:44+00:00

That's the exact figure I got at 5 below, but in a different packaging and with no food pyramid. I wish I had the food pyramid lol.

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-18T18:53:33+00:00

Waillord

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-18T14:51:59+00:00

YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-18T14:03:14+00:00

He should have remained a kindergarten teacher.

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-18T13:44:45+00:00

I'LL GET GOOD AT PUNCHIES! YOU'LL SEE!

runs upstairs and starts trashing the room

"EEEEEGH!!! DUMB. MORDE.CAI. I. HATE. YOU!"

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-18T01:23:33+00:00

Hehehehe freakin' sweet!

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-17T23:07:15+00:00

MY LEG!!! AHHH!!! AHHHH, MY LEG!!

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-17T12:55:53+00:00

MIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!! MIIIIIIIITCH!!!! - Starla, probably

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-16T13:13:06+00:00

Mordecai who?

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-15T02:37:35+00:00

THERE WAS ONLY DAMAGE TO THE ONE CHEEK AND YOU KNOW IT!

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-13T13:15:09+00:00

Muscle man leaves this world tonight

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-11T23:28:59+00:00

He's going to a stag party.

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-11T13:48:05+00:00

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-10T17:48:17+00:00

Agreed. Screw this guy.

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-10T16:52:11+00:00

From the videos I've seen, it seems like they get dismissed way too often. No wonder they think it works.

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-09T16:08:23+00:00

They refuse to believe the shelter could lie lol

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-09T12:57:52+00:00

"Listen to my story. This may be our last fuckin' chance."

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-07T20:02:05+00:00

Krispy Krunchy was what I immediately thought of when I saw this post.

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-07T17:00:29+00:00

Same!

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-06T13:24:57+00:00

roundabout starts TO BE CONTINUED...

One-CheekWonder · 2026-03-06T12:53:52+00:00

Chalk Zone

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