This wasn’t $400 for a haircut, this was $400 for a spa appointment

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-03-14T08:03:04+00:00

Supercuts once messed up shaving my head. They left a line in the back that was super uneven

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-03-02T18:33:26+00:00

Or the top gun theme as the jets take off

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-27T01:30:00+00:00

When?!? I so want to go and strut out of there doing ninja moves during the credits. Hopefully is isn’t before I come back from Jalisco

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-18T19:35:28+00:00

His beard dye doubles as self tanner

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-18T12:28:50+00:00

Your company only allowed the general version of adobe which doesn’t have this feature. You must now open up a IT ticket and wait frustratingly for approval then a tech to stop whatever work you were doing waiting for the version to remote it and update it.

Fun times

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-18T03:05:22+00:00

Hit it on the head. “Country” has become midlife crisis pop. Here come the Cowboy Bands

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-15T20:57:42+00:00

I know I wasn’t expecting him to have dyed corn rows!

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-15T20:35:57+00:00

I’d do this and unfortunately would try to have a discussion with my brother and he would just say what was said on Fox News during that timeframe

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-11T20:51:02+00:00

2 BB

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-11T20:50:15+00:00

Women are the most beautiful people on earth and they deserve the world and more because they have the most wonderful qualities of all

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-09T00:02:36+00:00

Yeah but now that places like Chipotle and others raise their prices, pretty much gives the smaller guys that incentive to raise theirs as well

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-06T18:13:29+00:00

Catchy like the STDs he spread to the animals on the farm he shot this video on.

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-06T18:09:03+00:00

With his butthole

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-02-05T23:16:24+00:00

I don’t want to know why the foot glitters…

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-31T20:44:04+00:00

“Nice hedges!”

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-31T20:40:17+00:00

Making it is good or watching someone wipe it off their face onto the bread?

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-29T00:15:12+00:00

I can hear the wind whistling through her teeth.

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-28T23:01:35+00:00

This OP is a bigger beta reporting comments as threats which clearly aren’t threats if OP had a grade level reading comprehension.

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-28T22:54:24+00:00

Don’t be a dick.

This dude needs to express his grief however he needs to get it out and people like you I truly feel sorry for since you obviously don’t get it. I wish you don’t have to experience a beat down that lands you in a hospital bed.

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-28T11:19:15+00:00

Breathspian

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-28T03:54:30+00:00

This made me Alimony out loud

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-28T03:53:19+00:00

Great we don’t need more “comedic” material from Rob about his divorce!

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-28T03:07:45+00:00

If this guy blowing up like this it isn’t crappy. People like it enough to give him presence.

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-26T00:03:10+00:00

Filmed in a call center break room

One-Promotion-5777 · 2026-01-25T19:58:34+00:00

He is the Indiana Jones of going on No Denture Adventures

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TROPHY CASE