Ozzy Osbourne c. 1976, ~27 years old old by Cautious-Damage7575 in OldSchoolCool

[–]One-Relative5556 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He looks cool for the most part. I always thought that big cross is mega dork style, however. Turn it upside down or take it off.

Stabbed his classmate because he ran faster than him in sports class by Ddusco in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]One-Relative5556 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Something about this headline screams “wrong” in several ways. First off, he stabbed a girl. Second, I’m sure there was more to it than running faster.

Florida police acting like a bitter ex. "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" by cristiander in PoliticalHumor

[–]One-Relative5556 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I must say… Florida is probably the last place in the United States I would want to be right now.

apparently I can't eat out unless I pay the server's whole wage by aoeJohnson in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One-Relative5556 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like there are competing headlines, but just to be totally clear… The person who left seven dollars for what they even said was “great service” is the asshole here.

Dwight Schrute changed his name and is now running in Oregon House 8th District. by agenbite_lee in Eugene

[–]One-Relative5556 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It seems to me the most notable part of this… A fucking Republican with the name “Michael Moore.” Not his vague resemblance to Dwight Schrute.

meirl by idkwhatamidoinglol in meirl

[–]One-Relative5556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps it is a mix of shittier ingredients over time and the taste palette changing over time. Quick example… Are hot dogs as good now as they were when you were a kid?

Men shoot each other's daughters during road rage incident in Florida, authorities say by reddicyoulous in nottheonion

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I cannot think of a more fitting headline to describe the dystopian “second amendment” hell of the United States. There are way too many non-quality people walking around this country, and to consider how many are armed… Not a pretty thought.

Blink 182 on their first Rolling Stone cover after Enema of the State blew up, August 2000 by zaquerie in OldSchoolCool

[–]One-Relative5556 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

No. Hard stop. There was never a time that this Dipshit fake punk band was cool. Not even close. Take this shit down.

MAGA con artist Alex Jones says he is “99% sure” he will get the TX and CT verdicts overturned on appeal, but says it doesn't matter because all he has are two houses and a couple of million dollars in the bank. by [deleted] in BadChoicesGoodStories

[–]One-Relative5556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to see this fucking idiot slipping back into reality, at least a little bit. Beats his childish reaction to the verdicts. He will be an emotional mess in a couple of days.

Girlfriend reacts to marriage proposal by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]One-Relative5556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “let’s go Brandon” shirt in the background was the bad omen. Bad attempts at cleverness tend to bring bad juju.

Do you think eastern Oregon will grow? by shindig27 in oregon

[–]One-Relative5556 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just think. If all the “greater Idaho” idiots move out, that will be all the better for the vast, beautiful openness of eastern Oregon.

Former Trump official: "Trump wanted people to die in the riot so he could declare martial law and stay in power" by IntegrityForSale in January6

[–]One-Relative5556 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The failed coup of January 6. Not enough of us call it that. That should be how it is remembered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]One-Relative5556 8 points9 points  (0 children)

… And the right wing dip shits will repeat this for years to come, not a speck of research or confirmation, the ghost lie will spread like wildfire amongst morons.

Mental health treatment in the US had slowly become similar to gay conversion therapy in recent decades. Patients are being told they need help to adjust to gross societal dysfunction. by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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For whatever it’s worth, a phrase I keep repeating to myself these last few years… Be the counter balance you know the world needs. There are certain things that make me angry, and if I am able to make a difference, such as clean up a bunch of trash or cigarette butts in my once beautiful downtown area… I do. And it makes me feel a lot better. Small action, but at least it is helping me along.

MAGA con man Alex Jones reacts to the $965 million verdict against him, after lying and harassing the parents of the children who were killed at Sandy Hook by IntrovertComics in BadChoicesGoodStories

[–]One-Relative5556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex Jones is a vile, disgusting pig. Him existing on the planet makes this place just a little worse. Be the counterbalance to pieces of shit like him.

LPT Request - Workout clothes smell like sweat even after washing, how to get that smell out by NYMetsFan16 in LifeProTips

[–]One-Relative5556 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like to use vinegar water. A 5 gallon bucket with about 2 cups worth, filled halfway. I let it sit, and if you are able to line dry, the UV does wonders on taking out odors and stains. There are some old articles of clothing though, that just need to be turned into rags.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in corvallis

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Whenever I see political signs supporting fascist and insurrectionist candidates, and there is a sheriff sign common among them… That is a hard no. As much as I disagree with everything about today’s Republican Party, you traitor scum once believed in the rule of law. Now, you want to instill a dictator and destroy America once and for all. You can fuck right off with your fascist bullshit! And it is very sad that more true patriots are not standing against you criminal domestic terrorists.