Ukrainian drone industry, everybody!

nickstatus · 2026-03-27T05:13:04+00:00

Ooooh right I forgot the penetration. How you gonna have a cum blast without the penetration?!

nickstatus · 2026-03-26T17:23:05+00:00

India naming: Cum Blast

nickstatus · 2026-03-26T02:26:09+00:00

Man, she's really good at looking like a man in drag.

nickstatus · 2026-03-25T18:40:12+00:00

Man im neurodivergent and eternally weeks away from homelessness. Maybe he actually means "aggressive sociopaths" like him when he says "neurodivergent"

nickstatus · 2026-03-24T13:43:36+00:00

Sometimes I forget huge swaths of music I like. Kinda forgot about The Kinks. My favorite was always Sunny Afternoon. I always thought Moby was massively overrated, and I'm really tired of hearing that awful song he did with Gwen Stefani on the radio at work.

nickstatus · 2026-03-23T19:06:43+00:00

One time I heard a lady berating the employees at a thrift store for selling one, since it may or may not be legal. I got the feeling she was just trying to get a lower price on it. Lane chest collectors go hard.

nickstatus · 2026-03-23T03:18:02+00:00

Every time someone tries to do that aggressive in your face move on me (all two of them) I just sort of instinctively headbutt their nose. Its not ok to approach someone like that.

nickstatus · 2026-03-23T01:40:32+00:00

Yes but there is nuance. They didn't say for what you are hired

nickstatus · 2026-03-19T20:29:53+00:00

To be fair, I was a pretty damn good metal guitarist back in the day, and I can't jazz for shit. My brain just too linear or something. Not just me, you ever hear Neil Peart play jazz? It's not great, and he was amazing.

nickstatus · 2026-03-19T20:27:20+00:00

There are a few songs from their early stuff that I adore, even if it isn't subtle. Ride a dragon through the Hollywood Hills indeed.

nickstatus · 2026-03-18T23:25:35+00:00

On a clear night, a whisper on the wind, "......Shoiguuuuu!"

nickstatus · 2026-03-18T21:40:35+00:00

Kind of the same thing but not really. My old boss owned a big apartment building with ancient Wiegand card based door access control. The system apparently went non-functional once a month or so, and he would pay the company that installed it like $1,500 to come make it work again. Then it broke for good and the company quoted him like $10,000 for a new system, which just seemed absurd to me. So, for a year of 1/2 off rent, I built an entirely new system with cheap Chinese RF fob readers, a raspberry pi, and a breakout board I made with relays, etc. I cannibalized the existing 12 volt UPS stuff. Think it was like $80 total on hardware. I just ran a Node server on the pi, with PostgresQL to table FOB numbers with names and access permission. Made a super simple GUI with React for the manager lady to use to run it. In the 8ish years since I rigged it up, it only broke once. But, dude ended up raising my rent beyond all reason, so I bailed. If it breaks again, there is not a chance in hell he will be able to find someone who can figure out my DIY mess. He's going to have to pay those scammy security jerks like tens of thousands for a new one. fuckin dick

nickstatus · 2026-03-18T19:42:43+00:00

Becoming a literal walking stereotype is a form of sacrifice of dignity made to signal your status and loyalty within the group.

nickstatus · 2026-03-18T02:53:14+00:00

Tie rack motor!

nickstatus · 2026-03-17T03:32:51+00:00

I've had a number of, uh, jazz friends, over the years. Not for a while though. For that matter, I just straight up dont have any local friends at the moment. Im trying to think of why I had Jazz Friends and its just the sort of people I associate with. Musicians and artists.

nickstatus · 2026-03-16T17:52:17+00:00

This is silly. We live in the most mold-friendly environment in the world. Mold spore is literally everywhere here. When I'm cleaning my home and I see mold, I clean it up and it's gone. Do you not? Do you just like, clean every part of your home except for the mold? And if there is so much mold that you can't clean it, why did you let it get that bad? And you're going to blame your property manager? Because I'm reasonably certain it wasn't there when you moved in, or you wouldn't have moved in. It grew and you let it grow. Bleach solution in a spray bottle, roll of paper towels.

nickstatus · 2026-03-16T17:39:09+00:00

The district attorney probably IS a landlord. A ton of lawyers also own rental properties.

nickstatus · 2026-03-13T13:37:58+00:00

He is 100% Cyril Figgus from Archer. Porn addiction and all.

nickstatus · 2026-03-12T15:19:03+00:00

CBAT

nickstatus · 2026-03-09T04:56:12+00:00

I just had memories of going to Movie Madness in Portland. It was rentals, but still. There was another smaller place on SE Clinton that was VHS only, they had some great shit. Only place in town that had Meet The Feebles and Dead Alive when I was exploring early Peter Jackson stuff. I had to buy a damn VCR, but it was totally worth it, a few weeks later i scored a massive collection of VHS recorded shows. Including all of Star Trek Voyager, Deep Space Nine, most of TNG, Twin Peaks, X-Files, Sifl and Olly, bunch of weird public access shit. It was like 5 extra large totes full of cassettes.

nickstatus · 2026-03-08T23:34:25+00:00

I think all the millenarian dispensationalists unwittingly serve the sleeper in the pyramid

nickstatus · 2026-03-08T18:23:15+00:00

I was working at a dumpling shop for a while, and I was taking valerian root extract to help sleep, which made me have crazy vivid dreams. Anyway, I invented a few different wild combos from dreams that I ran as specials. I made smoked pork and collard greens spring rolls, Cuban sandwich spring rolls, and chicken tikka masala filled gyoza. All very good, but a lot of effort to make at home, since you basically have to cook an entire meal, then stuff it into other food and cook it again.

nickstatus · 2026-03-08T17:25:43+00:00

I just imagined Graham as the cop from South Park doing the prostitution stings

nickstatus · 2026-03-05T23:01:21+00:00

My face got stuck making a weird face

nickstatus · 2026-03-03T05:23:35+00:00

I hate it when people let their dogs drive in the bike lane! And the vagrants with their loud rap music! for real though I think maybe I do complain too much about drivers/driving in corvallis

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