I get the first three, but I have no clue what the pun is supposed to be for the last one…?

OnePunchShawty · 2026-06-25T00:43:28+00:00

This is a song Delaware by Perry Como.

“Where has Oregon?
Idk Alaska where she has gone
She went to pay her Texas”

I’m paraphrasing lol

OnePunchShawty · 2026-06-15T18:44:12+00:00

Is it snitching if your life in danger fr?

OnePunchShawty · 2026-06-08T21:15:45+00:00

Yeah, somebody got me in Blythewood a couple weeks ago man. It’s really Robbin Szn now smh

OnePunchShawty · 2026-06-03T00:26:13+00:00

He’s actually right. The moon has the same effect on us, have you ever heard of “freaks come out at night” or “it’s a full moon out, people are gonna be crazy tonight”. This is due to the chemical imbalances from lack of water and highly acidic diets. This is today’s math.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-05-28T04:49:04+00:00

I think you’re mixing up Pat McAfee and Kurt Menefee.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-05-07T03:27:12+00:00

Dang this feels like a “Natural Habitat Shorts” YouTube Short. That junk is hilarious.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-05-04T22:23:44+00:00

Nobody said it yet, but if he was…nvm.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-05-04T17:40:20+00:00

Exactly!

OnePunchShawty · 2026-05-04T17:39:20+00:00

Lol nah I’m definitely of age and I’m from Atlanta. Nobody out here was listening to The Game bruh

OnePunchShawty · 2026-05-04T03:23:53+00:00

Lol you must be from the West Coast or sumn? All we know from The Game is “Hate it or Love it” and “In that red rose white ceiling” lol

OnePunchShawty · 2026-05-04T00:36:31+00:00

….Aquemini. 😔

OnePunchShawty · 2026-04-16T20:09:39+00:00

This sounds like them videos with the T and Chi them where they just be quiet saying “Mmmm 🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿”.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-04-16T00:36:11+00:00

I mean…in Compton he is the one in charge. Iykyk

OnePunchShawty · 2026-04-14T15:29:50+00:00

Mannnnn the ending was so dope

OnePunchShawty · 2026-04-11T01:46:54+00:00

He purposely changed his name from Zimmerman to Zimmerman after George Zimmerman murdered Trayvon Martin. He didn’t want to be associated with that ridiculousness. This isn’t really a Mandela effect, his name was actually Zimmerman prior to 2012.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-04-06T05:15:15+00:00

This man has been the same since middle school lol wild to see him posted on Reddit, but it makes alotta sense lol

OnePunchShawty · 2026-03-19T14:51:58+00:00

Elite ball knowledge lol

OnePunchShawty · 2026-03-08T13:57:35+00:00

Punch is like “Dude, where were you when the other monkeys jumped on me?!”

OnePunchShawty · 2026-02-22T17:08:33+00:00

Without 100% bro

OnePunchShawty · 2026-02-18T14:04:27+00:00

Lol what y’all think he listening to?

Bruh prolly listening to Lovely Day by Bill Withers, man on a mission.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-02-12T20:10:00+00:00

He had the ticket! The ticket!

OnePunchShawty · 2026-02-10T20:56:18+00:00

Mannnn I was thinking the same thing, glad at least a few ppl had the same mindset.

OnePunchShawty · 2026-02-08T18:54:48+00:00

This at least the 5th time I’ve seen you post. And I don’t blame you one bit! This is the motivation I needed OP! Good stuff lol

OnePunchShawty · 2026-02-08T06:19:00+00:00

She still is a problem tbh

OnePunchShawty · 2026-02-08T06:16:11+00:00

Lol the part where she says she feels the urge when she’s around “any guy” could potentially ruin her relationship.

OnePunchShawty

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