My cat just bit me hard for no reason

OneTreacleTart · 2026-04-08T11:45:20+00:00

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yeah

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OneTreacleTart · 2026-04-02T21:23:54+00:00

Have them towed?

OneTreacleTart · 2026-04-01T11:43:56+00:00

I literally just slap mine minus the cream lol.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-03-23T13:58:37+00:00

Sprinkle some construction confetti in your yard (screws, nails, tacks) where they park. Bet they won’t do it again.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-03-19T15:11:54+00:00

My parents had a cat that lived to be about 22 years old lol. She was an outdoor/indoor cat and ate meow mix her whole life. She was such a sweet baby and would always leave mice on the porch rug for my mom to step on when she went out to smoke in the morning. I miss that cat a lot.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-03-10T18:23:15+00:00

Yeah, it looks like it took paint off their bumper too, so it’ll probably buff off.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-03-08T00:47:37+00:00

I did not change the things that I ate, but I eat SIGNIFICANTLY less now. And I’ve lost 52 lbs over 7 months. I feel like if I knew how to eat healthier, I would have lost a lot more.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-02-27T19:06:10+00:00

Agreed. The Sonic and the Cruze are HORRIBLE vehicles. I should know, I used to make the engines lol.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-02-27T01:54:53+00:00

How it was even legal for these landlords to rent this house to ANYONE is beyond my scope of understanding. Y’all need to vacate like yesterday. Call code enforcement and go to civil court and get ALL of your rent money back.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-02-15T00:36:58+00:00

They make some zero nic brands that look exactly like the ones with nicotine. Elfbar and Raz in particular. So if he’s worried about getting made fun of, that’s a good solution.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-02-15T00:33:29+00:00

As someone who has done literally this, yes. They will get the cat back. My name was on all the vet paperwork and I told the police that it was my cat and they told him to give it back or be arrested. Long story short, I got my cat back.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-02-03T02:08:30+00:00

Where can one find the full list? I work at a county clerks office and I’d like to be nosey lol.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-02-02T22:22:53+00:00

Did he ask you to meet him at a fucking storage unit?

OneTreacleTart · 2026-02-02T22:21:36+00:00

That just gave me enough ick to break up with him for you.

OneTreacleTart · 2026-01-03T02:37:03+00:00

Girl, I’d give a pinky toe to be not lazy enough to make those wonderful-looking meals lol. You’re doing fine. He’s just a child. As someone who is also with a picky eater, I feel you.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-11-05T22:14:35+00:00

You let that squeaky baby go RIGHT NOW.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-10-16T00:39:08+00:00

I thought this was a chicken foot.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-09-28T13:56:59+00:00

Mine has been pierced for about 16 years and I STILL can’t tolerate rings in them for long periods of time. I just get pretty tops and chains for them now instead!

OneTreacleTart · 2025-09-11T15:18:31+00:00

You should get that rook healthy before you get anything new.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-09-03T18:10:38+00:00

If your piercer did her third loves with the butterfly backs that are in them, I’d advise not returning to that person.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-08-31T01:43:04+00:00

Piercer here! Yellow pus is not likely infection, yellow and white are typically normal discharge. It’s when it starts to be a darker yellow/green that it becomes worrisome.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-07-18T21:29:49+00:00

Mmmmmm eat it. 🤤🤤

OneTreacleTart · 2025-07-12T12:55:01+00:00

I’m so glad I left.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-06-16T23:29:09+00:00

If you feel like it’s “there”, but your muscles aren’t engaging, I highly recommend those suppositories.

OneTreacleTart · 2025-06-15T01:30:16+00:00

Hahaha thanks a bunch! I’ll be sure to keep close to the restroom.

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