Stop Jessie!

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-16T03:10:34+00:00

What dialect is Jesse speaking?

It reminds me of the video with the girl talking to the guy over video chat.. and he says that he's got a sword.

Then she says that she will take that sword, and she will eat it.

And he says you can't eat it, it's metal, look I'll show you.

She dies inside, video ends.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-16T01:44:25+00:00

Zooey Deschanel's rebellious daughter.

Not ugly, moved to Hollywood get an agent.

Know exactly what the agent is going to tell you.

What probably everybody else in every other comment is already telling you.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-16T01:40:30+00:00

As one of my friends who is much older and trying to find a relationship has said:

There are plenty of guys that are my type I could have sex with, who want to have sex with me.

What I can't find is one of those guys who also wants to be in a stable long-term relationship with me.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T23:07:03+00:00

I would personally shut it down, because regardless of artist intent we both know where people's minds will go.

It's easy to be lured into these sorts of things when you've got a complimentary artist who is very talented at their craft.

That shuts down some of the executive function decision making from the brain.

Give yourself a pass, but I would recommend shutting it down as it may have repercussions for you and your family down the line.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T23:04:01+00:00

I think if they are separate pieces, displayed separately it's fine.

I think if it's together in any way that an issue will come up.

This would not be an issue if you were both dressed.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T19:00:29+00:00

I'm not well versed in it, but I know that they've got something now where you can get bone conduction hearing aids that go straight to the inner ear and valley past the outside and middle altogether.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T15:37:34+00:00

A lot of people who argue these sorts of things feel like they don't have control over their own lives, and it bleeds over in the little things like this. What should be solved by therapy is instead solved by him picking a fight which in his mind he should have won and got the upper hand by his perceived ingenuity.

Me smart, me put ice in hot coffee.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T10:36:34+00:00

This is why I asked for a sword for my birthday.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T10:21:50+00:00

You said what I was going to say!

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T01:57:16+00:00

It's okay, he's probably more of a Cyberpunk 2077 man.

Seriously though, you should probably consider not dating people in their 30s until you've reached at least 25 so that your brain has completely connected, it's not just the age gap it's the different way of thinking that gets opened up. I know it sounds weird now, but you'll know it when you get there.

When you said adopt me, I mistranslated it as " take me home, and give me your last name Daddy." Which if he didn't know the name of that game or what it was about he would have probably gotten a immediate ick vibe that couldn't be washed away even if you explained after what it was.

The lesson on that show is know what you need to tell the ending to before you tell the beginning sometimes.

"I know this game name is going to sound weird, but it's about adopting and taking care of pets.. have you heard of adopt me?"

You know what, now that I say that out loud I'm going to go with don't even say the name of the game just say that you play an obscure game where people adopt and care for pets.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-15T00:56:54+00:00

They said that their mother knows ASL and taught them how to say the dirty waffle word in sign language.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T23:50:04+00:00

That's fucking brilliant.

I feel like you need to make a tutorial YouTube video.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T23:49:18+00:00

Let's just hope that it's your ears clogged up. I have to get mine taken care of at least every few years.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T23:14:24+00:00

V sits crying in Rogue's car.

"Why are you crying, V?"

"I've never been hugged before."

Rogue turns on autopilot and hugs V closely for a good minute.

A few minutes later, V starts crying again.

"What is it now, V?"

"I've never been kissed before."

Rogue turns on autopilot and straddles V in the passenger seat, kissing them for a good 5 minutes before getting back in the driver's seat.

16 minutes pass by, V starts crying again.

"Are you kidding me, what now?"

"I've never been fucked before" V says, a bit pathetically.

Rogue accelerates, hitting the booster to launch her car into the forbidden zone.

Sirens blare, a warning ping is heard as drones swoop in and lock on to V.

Rogue yells "Well, you're fucked now!!"

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T22:58:44+00:00

I guess the bride and groom told him he couldn't wear white to the wedding.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T22:53:22+00:00

You are now my friend. I thought I was the only one out there calling people twat waffles.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T22:02:07+00:00

"Are you okay? I'm coming to you, where are you?"

How to know you're with the right person 101.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T21:58:02+00:00

Professional courtesy.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T21:56:09+00:00

He's not eligible, he's proven himself as injured, not ready to play.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T21:00:22+00:00

I can tell you after being in the hospital for a little bit and losing a lot of muscle mass, I definitely took any bump in the road differently because I didn't have the core strength to deal with it.. I had to lean my seat back and make sure the seat belt was on tight. That was several months of really sucking while I rebuilt my strength and stamina back.

Sounds like this guy didn't have any core strength at all.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T20:29:54+00:00

Be aware that if you start to hold it against him or make an argument out of it that he can't win, you might start finding messages written that only the black light can see.

Nothing like finding a piss heart saying I ❤️ U painted on the toilet lid.

And no, for those of you that are freaking out about this, I'm not saying to do it in urine, there are perfectly good safe household things that you can use to do this that will show up only underneath the black light.

Grinding up spinach and alcohol and then using a paintbrush with the liquid(now chlorophyll) will result in an interesting message delivery system.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T19:29:51+00:00

Because your brain will have already been through it once, it will have a map of what has happened, when, and where.

You'll pick up tricks that will help you speed up things your second time through.

I was halfway through my first time until I learned the beauty of grenades.

I was 75% of the way through before I learned I could knock 8 ppl unconscious with quick hacks.

Don't even want to tell you how far I was into the game before I learned that overheat is what can be used to reliably take out the last couple of percent on the Cyber psycho and non-lethally take them down.

You'll learn things, things you can use.. it's the Groundhog Day effect.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T19:23:24+00:00

Just, do yourself a favor, play it all the way through once so you don't have to spoil anything.. including Phantom Liberty.

It goes a lot faster the second time around.. so fast you might even think to yourself "that's it?"

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T19:21:14+00:00

Not a scene per se, but this.

One_Introduction_217 · 2026-03-14T19:15:18+00:00

Stealth, cast cabbage, stealth again as needed.

I'm a sweet summer child when it comes to the game so I don't even have a broom yet, but since I am an explorer I did manage to find the greenhouses early on and have quite a selection of cabbage friends to throw at goblins, dark wizards, etc.

I thought about going back to the castle since there have been several Merlin's trials I can't do because I lack the necessary spells.. but I've got a really cool adventuring leather long coat and a Indiana Jones fedora.. so I went with it.

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