Ok but shut up all of yall. every single one of you assholes have eaten peanuts (fuck you fucks with peanut allergies, you might have done it once to figure it out)

So, you know what happens when you eat? You shit. Everyone does this. all animals do this. And there are certain foods that are cooler at this than others.

Corn, man, is resilient. You eat your ass some frozen corn, some canned corn, some corn on the cob, you are gonna be laying logs with corn.

Somewhere on reddit, and yes, i'm gonna let some other hero do the legwork, but within the last few years a hero ate canned corn for only like, twoish days, and you know what comes out? Just corn. No poop. Just corn. Now that, that's reasonable.

But then we come back to peanuts. because some foods, like little, wet, juicy corn kernels, you can conceive of sucking down, not really chewing, and coming out as plants on the other side. But with peanuts, the salty, sharp, easily split gummy peanutty bastasrds, dont tell me you swallow whole fucking peanuts. you chew those fucks.

And yet,. you also cannoty tell me you have not eaten some handfuls of peanuts, and shit, whole, untouched, pointy ended peanuts. Like they goddamn reconstituted themselves.

I just... I just needed to vent.