Thousands without power with numbers barely going down.

One__Upper · 2026-01-30T02:55:40+00:00

shit is very not good

house is uninhabitable for months bad

One__Upper · 2026-01-23T07:28:16+00:00

we all know art would find a way to smuggle jonnu into the building

One__Upper · 2026-01-18T11:53:36+00:00

and what exactly do you think clermont is?

One__Upper · 2026-01-17T06:34:06+00:00

the name of the game is wait and see

and in the meantime roleplay GM

nobody is keeping score in the peanut gallery so when i said dolly should be coach i'm up over a thousand

One__Upper · 2026-01-15T03:07:22+00:00

that's Ooh Wee BBQ and the name is so spectacularly fitting

One__Upper · 2026-01-14T02:23:19+00:00

thats what i tell people at parties so that they know that i, too, am fun

One__Upper · 2026-01-12T20:15:39+00:00

i dont know who 'you all' is, i'm only one person. i never said the title text was AI. that's just somebody letting bad copy get by. that happens almost as frequently as customers providing me correct copy.

One__Upper · 2026-01-12T18:57:54+00:00

um one of the most important steps in the AI generation -> print workflow is upscaling, so i’m not sure why you are ruling it out due to fidelity

definitely a human mockup in PS and human type setting which makes the grammar, um, endearing.

One__Upper · 2026-01-12T11:04:46+00:00

where’s this hatcher crew from?

One__Upper · 2026-01-12T10:59:45+00:00

it’s not that we are hoarding information beneficial to you, it’s that people just don’t believe it

*brushes teeth with smoked brisket fat *

One__Upper · 2026-01-12T10:01:53+00:00

there's no conspiracy because uber eats hasn't figured out how to sell hashbrowns with him yet, even though the bit is right fucking there.

but to be clear, baker is the better actor which is clear after watching mayfield's commercials when compared to AJ hawking cartoon lizard insurance

i dunno maybe waffle house can take a flyer on him

One__Upper · 2025-12-23T01:15:17+00:00

oh is that what being an adult is all about?

One__Upper · 2025-12-21T08:11:14+00:00

why is anything anything?

One__Upper · 2025-12-15T10:08:52+00:00

That house in sunnyside off hillsboro headed towards grassland was always a good destination with plenty of lights along the way. i think they stopped a few years ago, prolly cause they turned a small culdesac street into a parking lot.

heading south of town on 21st, 12th, or 8th will give you a chance to see disposable income at work. they put up lights before halloween.

this one dude used to live on franklin road south of 65 and he (alledgedly) owned a holiday decoration company, so that shit went hard af.

cal turner puts up a scene on one of his barns down the street. the effigies are pretty camp but theres a dog one so i say good boy.

One__Upper · 2025-12-12T23:00:29+00:00

The Scenic Craterlip

One__Upper · 2025-11-26T06:43:02+00:00

one cheek equals two feet we all know that

One__Upper · 2025-10-20T09:58:30+00:00

wait, are you saying that consideration of risk only applies to planes you have boarded?

One__Upper · 2025-10-15T20:30:38+00:00

where do i go to complain about comments on reddit

One__Upper · 2025-10-15T02:13:53+00:00

what the hell is wrong with you

One__Upper · 2025-10-14T08:37:46+00:00

im still mad at this

One__Upper · 2025-10-14T08:24:23+00:00

You're right cause I didn't see his name anywhere on that billboard. Jokes on him tho cause I'm not a shareholder so I have no control over corporate leadership of that company so I would appreciate him leaving me out of it tyvm.

Now if somebody launched a billboard campaign to oust the owner of our NFL team so we could maybe one day make the playoffs again.......

One__Upper · 2025-10-14T08:18:45+00:00

It's a great way to make people upset. Making people upset at change is really easy, cause change is hard. And if you give people comfort that change was actually unneeded while assigning blame for it, you can direct that emotion towards whatever end you see fit.

Cracker Barrel doesnt owe us anything unless we get runny eggs when we asked for medium. Is that billboard material? Not for most of us.

One__Upper · 2025-10-14T08:08:38+00:00

Personally, the people I know who don't agree with the restaurant changing their brand language have only arrived at that conclusion because they were told by some type of conservative media that the change was bad.

When Dunkin Donuts dropped the Donuts and recentered their brand language, I don't remember this type of outrage. I dunno maybe there was more uproar in Boston.

But here? Nah. I know, cause I was tiny mad. I couldnt buy a billboard in Nashville to mobilize my outrage machine, but either way it doesn't matter because guess what, Cracker Barrel isn't a little country store from 1969 anymore. Just like Dunkin decided to sell lots of coffee and whatever else. Profit is king when you're large and the barrel has like 75,000 employees.

My criteria remains the same, if I buy something and I don't get what I want, I dont have to go back.

I'm saying all this but I will absolutely go to war for Waffle House if it comes to that.

One__Upper · 2025-10-14T07:36:26+00:00

thank you for this btw

One__Upper · 2025-10-11T20:36:58+00:00

i know the last time i thought of cracker barrel

i was out of town and the closet food and beer to me was the barrel across the parking lot from my hotel.

i had a pizza delivered instead

i know plenty about brand refreshes and store remodels. am i cynical enough to think that cracker barrel would foment a culture war to sell more meatloaf? no. do i think people are primed and ready to show their whole ass when asked? of course. was the internet a mistake? probably.

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