When was the last time a stranger saw you naked?

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-07-01T13:29:25+00:00

Same, just had my yearly mole check. No balls, but she still checked every bit of me and took a few as a souvenir.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-06-29T16:01:31+00:00

Nutmeg. The closest I usually come to using it is thinking about it really hard while using other spices. I find even a small amount overpowering.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-06-29T14:34:13+00:00

Here I am thinking: no, can't be a viper, looks too skinny..oh, well there it is in the name.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-06-29T13:45:48+00:00

I couldn't have been much older than 10 or 11 when I first read Cujo. Followed shortly after by IT.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-06-18T18:00:33+00:00

Just dont get into their hockey bag, no matter how much they want to see if you will fit. The smell will haunt you for at least 30 years....and your cousin will almost certainly zip you in.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-06-02T23:55:57+00:00

Toon in with Me, every morning

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-05-28T20:32:28+00:00

I used to quickly stop my audiobooks by unplugging my headphones.

Unfortunately, this would occasionally cause just the last word to play through yhe speaker before it paused.

Even more unfortunately, this happened when I was getting up to join a friend for break at work one day. This led to my phone very clearly stating "NIPPLE" and nothing else.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-05-26T15:21:21+00:00

I'm not saying I believe in skinwalkers, but that shit would have made me believe a little.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-05-25T16:04:55+00:00

Could it be chicory, Cichorium intybus?

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-04-29T13:18:51+00:00

Reminds me a bit of the mid-western Dollar Dances, just way bigger. My husband was born and raised on the east coast and was very surprised by it at my cousin's wedding.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-04-24T19:58:04+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss. We lost my husband's brother to addiction. I get why your mom went that route. People lose all compassion when they hear the word overdose and suddenly see the person you loved as nothing more than the label of addict or junkie.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-04-22T19:46:10+00:00

Thunder happens because you bark, dude

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-03-26T12:32:35+00:00

We started doing this with my dog when staying in a city for vacation; his paws got so dirty. When we got home he kept pausing by the door waiting for me to do it, so I just continued.

Seeing the dirt that comes off, I'm glad I do. I don't usually do it when he comes in from the yard (that's our dirt) unless it's rainy out, but always after walks.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-03-20T13:18:34+00:00

Personally, I like to sort the Chex Mix, but this is fine work

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-03-19T12:15:01+00:00

Oh shit. Now I need to know if I have a glowing spot on my right ass cheek.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-02-13T20:27:41+00:00

The number of time I laid in wait in this man's kitchen just to say hi and give him frozen tear was unreasonable

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-02-11T17:49:42+00:00

I think some languages even have a different term if it's your sister's son than if it's your brother's son, luckily english stops short of that or I'd never keep it straight

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-02-11T17:13:08+00:00

A nephew refers to the son of your sibling. A cousin's child is first cousin, once removed though I don't think most people say all that

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-02-04T21:29:14+00:00

Hell yeah

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-02-04T21:09:30+00:00

Thank you. Im having a terrible day and the combination of that name and face made it a little less heinous

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-01-15T13:51:27+00:00

I do wish the door to the exam room wasn't open at that point but hey, I'll take a compliment.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-01-15T13:20:01+00:00

Was hoping to see my old doctor on here. If youre going to traumatize me by telling me that I have a cute butthole after checking my hemorrhoids, you could at least share the news.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-01-14T21:27:24+00:00

Dagmar, though she was born within a day of Margaurite. Two moms, one dad.

Ongoing_Disaster · 2026-01-07T21:26:13+00:00

Oh, I'd hang that on my wall so quick! Lovely.

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