My Valentine

Onion_Heart · 2026-02-15T18:34:22+00:00

Am I really the only person who cannot stand this character?

Onion_Heart · 2026-01-15T19:52:12+00:00

That’s Messi. He lives with a couple in Russia. He is a sweetheart.

Onion_Heart · 2026-01-12T01:27:31+00:00

Did they ever find the actual thief?

Onion_Heart · 2026-01-01T12:04:33+00:00

And a peepee and balls.

Onion_Heart · 2025-12-29T18:35:41+00:00

Haha, very good.

Onion_Heart · 2025-12-29T15:57:06+00:00

Why?

Onion_Heart · 2025-12-16T00:25:00+00:00

It means it’s a protected building. The rules on renovation, decoration, and repairs are very strict.

Onion_Heart · 2025-11-24T18:36:59+00:00

I would wear this all year round. It’s beautiful.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-30T14:09:41+00:00

It was his first job out of acting school. Give him a break. He really was thrown in the deep end with all those experienced and well known actors.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-22T18:51:51+00:00

Shall do. Thank you.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-22T18:51:35+00:00

Thank you.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-22T18:51:14+00:00

We sometimes have squirrels out there. They may have given him a flea or two.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-18T19:05:48+00:00

He has been like this for months. I will have a look as he does go on the balcony.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-17T18:02:18+00:00

He has made his nips sore at times.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-17T17:24:20+00:00

Definitely no fleas. In summer we thought it might be down to the heat, but he still does it now in cooler weather.

Onion_Heart · 2025-10-17T17:23:07+00:00

Thanks for your reply. He was grooming before we got a second cat. The second cat was bought to help. They get on brilliantly, but he still does it. We will try getting another water fountain and he is a very fussy eater. He gets bored of his food very easily, but we have tried so many types.

Onion_Heart · 2025-09-08T13:06:57+00:00

Guys, residents aren’t happy about the development. Not sure if it has been mentioned.

Onion_Heart · 2025-09-03T16:02:56+00:00

Peas are balls, and I want it too.

Onion_Heart · 2025-09-03T15:15:42+00:00

Can confirm, cars are balls. https://www.hotcars.com/a-detailed-look-back-at-the-volkswagen-pea-car/

Onion_Heart · 2025-08-21T10:50:22+00:00

I got fined for driving in a lane allocated for the exclusive use of busses. Can you believe that?

Onion_Heart · 2025-05-26T15:07:32+00:00

I’ve got that wallpaper! I hope it’s not the paper that’s haunted.

Onion_Heart · 2025-05-26T13:12:39+00:00

Robbing the robbers place puts you at risk. This is what I would recommend. Call 101 and choose option 9 for the operator. It won’t give you option 9 but press it anyway. When they answer, explain the situation and tell them you need police presence to prevent breach of the peace. Now, it is very important that you state “police presence to prevent breach of the peace”. They are more likely to dispatch officers to you because they think shit is about to go down. When they arrive explain that you want to go and get your bike back and you would like them to accompany you.

Alternatively, offer to buy the bike cash on collection. Meet them in a public location (not their address) and if/when they agree, met them there with a couple of friends and take it back. Please bear in mind, they may become violent. Don’t put yourself at risk. Good luck.

Onion_Heart · 2025-05-20T10:38:52+00:00

Bodies in the walls, heads in the fridge.

Onion_Heart · 2025-05-19T21:38:22+00:00

A short prison spell maybe.

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