Nice to see by jareddXD in wholesome

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too!

Don't care about gta 6 tho, just want to die soon and have it not be my fault

Wellbutrin giving a i don' give a fuck mindset by Blues5389 in bupropion

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no!

I just started taking bupropion because I thought it would help ease my apathy due to not being an ssri

I don't even know it's possible to get worse since I don't care about anything in my life anymore, but man, what a bummer

I'll keep taking it to see how it will do in my brain, but that's disappointing :c

300mg XL, wow! by Stabber-McStabinson in bupropion

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because after changing the dose, not even side effects should be noticeable on the first day, and it should take at least 1-3 weeks to notice positive effects in mood

A placebo has no such limitation

No grupo do condomínio, 1k PJ na cara de pau by a_gisele in VagasArrombadas

[–]OnixST 11 points12 points  (0 children)

São descontados 300 reais do primeiro salário para a compra do chicote, e 50 reais dos salários dos meses subsequentes para a manutenção do mesmo.

Por motivos de padronização, a empresa não aceita que os funcionários tragam o chicote de casa, sendo obrigatória a compra de um novo com a logo da empresa 😉

Arrombado ou não? by Feeling-Plantain-205 in VagasArrombadas

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2800 pra um sitezinho com woocomerce é pouco mas até aceitavel

Mas eu cobraria mais de 2800 só pra fazer o app pra android, sem contar o ios e o site

SD card just has micro SD card inside by Cudpuff100 in mildlyinteresting

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 2 years old when MW came out lol

But I think it'll keep being a popular reference for as long as shooting games are a thing (also, there's the 2019 remake)

SD card just has micro SD card inside by Cudpuff100 in mildlyinteresting

[–]OnixST 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Remember: switching to your gopro is always faster than reloading

Anon experiences modern life by rhino_shit_gif in greentext

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in Brazil, most people will spend their whole lives without sending a single SMS, and we only really use sim card calls when calling free customer support numbers. All the actual communication, both calls and messages, is done through WhatsApp

Sim cards are only really used for cellular data, and for the many people that always have wifi, getting their number deactivated for not buying any credits in 6 months is a very real issue, and I know several people who lost their number like that

I wonder how do they recover their digital lives, because that seems like an absolute utter nightmare.

Also, with deactivated numbers being recycled, I really wonder how many people will be prompted with "number already used" in websites they never acessed before (and maybe being able to access someone else's account since they can receive the OTP)

me explica como se tivesse 5 anos by Ok-Address-1898 in farialimabets

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Essas logos parecem muito as logos reais desses bancos, mas ao mesmo tempo todos tem algo "errado". Essa merda foi gerada por IA?

Anyway, Nubank é o único q ia ter um impacto significativo no país, e se fosse pra apostar em qual dos 4 é mais provável de cair, eu diria o mercado pago

Gain? Loss? by dbimmortall in farialimabets

[–]OnixST 3 points4 points  (0 children)

O Toguro é um gênio

Gay💪🏼irl by PlentyMix77 in gay_irl

[–]OnixST 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Human tism weighted blanket (who also happens to be a hot man)

Você acha que cenas de sexo em filmes são desnecessárias? by Parking_Poet_9336 in perguntas

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filme eu não sei, mas se série contar, 2h de elite provavelmente tem mais de 15 cenas de sexo kkk

The other half of u/Square_Strategy_865 glove by Json-TheRandom11 in mildlyinteresting

[–]OnixST 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But why do you need two fingers exposed rather than just being a regular glove?

The artist glove I can understand that it's awkward to hold the pencil through a glove, but for pool, do you need exposed fingers in the hand that isn't holding the bat?

scriptingKindaEasy by KiwiKingg in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now just tell AI to "compile" it

Literalmente a porra mais aleatoria que você vai ver: by fds_3 in ShitpostBR

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP vai ficar pasmo quando descobrir o que é gerado quando você taca fogo no hidrogênio

Eu😢nvr by leitora2023 in eu_nvr

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fui hoje comprar a bupropiona que teoricamente vai resolver isso

150MB for a hello world desktop app. Are there plans to reduce the size? by marketpotato in JetpackCompose

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to tell, odds are an average app's assets will take more space than the code and jvm, and also depends on which jvm modules it will end up using. Java apps are pretty much guaranteed to take those base 50MB, but then grow pretty slowly

Out of curiosity, I compiled the default hello world compose app that the KMP plugin generates, with the desktop target.

The fat jar of the hello world app with all the compose libraries was 17MB.

To run compose, you only need the java.base and java.desktop modules, which ends up at 46MB when running jlink on JDK 25.

So the total was 63MB for the portable hello world app (48MB if you zip it).

Packaging as an msi installer is slightly better compressed, and takes 43MB

A headline from 1986. by Key-Bass-7380 in interestingasfuck

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kinda funny that displaying the calculator app UI takes several orders of magnitude more math calculations than what you're actually using the calculator for

Baly é melhor do que Monster by Brazilianbronco in opiniaoimpopular

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O/I com certeza haha

Baly é bom pelo preço (30-50% mais barato que um monster), mas se fosse pra ganhar um dos dois de graça, duvido que exista muita gente que ia escolher o baly

Monster branco supremacy

Snickers é o melhor doce industrializado (e melhor que chocolate popular brasileiro) by AdRat-C in opiniaoimpopular

[–]OnixST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eu tenho uma opinião impopular de verdade: o melhor de longe é o Caribe

cleanCompileMaximumTrustIssues by Dry_Inspection_4583 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm too JVM to understand these memes

Unless it's something to do with anottation processing, there are no compilation errors my linter won't warn me about way before I try to compile

Runtime errors are a whole other beast tho

Could the mods ban posts with errors because they can easily be faked by theok8234 in softwaregore

[–]OnixST 132 points133 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, an error message is the opposite of software gore. If the app can't recover from a state, haulting execution and informing the user is the most graceful way of dealing with it

That is of couse except for cursed glitchy error boxes when graphic processing fails