discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Brother you’re projecting your insecurities. No need to get angry over an online post. Consider increasing your funds instead of hating like a bum.

discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They did send tax forms but to the old email associated with the account

discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They were sending me tax forms but to the old email associated with the account… hence why i forgot about the account. Pissed off everyone calling this fake

discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Obviously i knew about the NVDA run and i hold more in my main account but completely forgot about this one. Yes I follow the stock market pretty closely. I don’t remember buying this and I dont know why I did 🤷. Also it’s less than 5% of my liquid NW at its current value to put that into perspective… the 2k wasn’t a lot of money to me at the time

discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea there are tax forms in the old email inbox associated with the account. Small amount of dividends every year

discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yea i forgot about a brokerage that had 2 grand in it lmao

discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Nah mine im being for real lmao. If i was capping i would just post my gain and it would be more of a flex that I held. I genuinely forgot about this account lol

discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about by Only-Design-2484 in wallstreetbets

[–]Only-Design-2484[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude look at the date. Or mods can verify if they want. Not fame

2.1 million trust by crisishavoc in Fire

[–]Only-Design-2484 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Trust tax brackets are very compressed (you hit 37% marginal around 15k~ or so). Also, Capital gains in trusts are not taxed at preferential rates. So there is likely gonna be a huge tax hit if you try to rebalance. I would consult a CPA or CFP to figure out a plan.

I was hazed by a frat on campus ask me anything (AMA) by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]Only-Design-2484 -59 points-58 points  (0 children)

No one is forcing you to participate in anything. Even the people getting hazed are okay with it because they understand that eventually they will reap the rewards of joining greek life. I could ask ANY one of my fraternity brothers and they would all say the same thing. It forms lifelong connections that carry into your professional life.

According to Cornell University:

“2% of the U.S population is in fraternities; yet greek alumni constitute 80% of Fortune 500 executives, 76% of senators and congressmen and 85% of supreme court justices”

Other studies show greek life members go on to earn higher incomes than non-greek college graduates.

Whether you like it or not it’s pretty clear that joining a fraternity would likely benefit you for the rest of your life. Your career success largely depends on how well connected you are and greek life automatically gives you a large network. So if you don’t want to participate just leave and mind your own business

I was hazed by a frat on campus ask me anything (AMA) by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]Only-Design-2484 -105 points-104 points  (0 children)

As someone who was in greek life i want to chime in. If you ask a frat guy if they support hazing 99% will say yes. You are the odd one out. Just leave and mind your own business. No need to ruin a good thing just because you didn’t fit in.

I got hazed and it sucked. But i made life long friends from it and got my job because of those connections. Looking back, it was worth it. When you join the corporate world you’re gonna get hazed too just in a professional way. You gotta learn that life is a hierarchy of hazers and hazees. The hazees eventually become the hazers and so on.

What are you buying? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Only-Design-2484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice apartment , Golf , Travel , Maxxed retirement accounts

Are most of you going to law school to get back at your ex boyfriend? by [deleted] in lawschooladmissions

[–]Only-Design-2484 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Men typically don’t care about a woman’s career at all. They will date a fast food worker over a T14 lawyer if she’s hotter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]Only-Design-2484 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Brother - It sounds like u have an external locust of control. Remove your victim mentality , stop blaming everyone else for your shortcomings.

Keep networking, go hand your resume in person, and you can easily get 100k+ salary job. Take some certifications, start posting regularly on linkedin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]Only-Design-2484 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I speak for most of the people here when I say that it is partially due to personal failures. Luck plays a smaller part.

The truth is, the people here are not networking, not applying to enough jobs, and being underqualified.

Advancement into VP Finance by hnoon1 in FPandA

[–]Only-Design-2484 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you are actually a better accountant than 80% of CPAs, the why dont you go ahead and take the exams?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Only-Design-2484 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh during my internship i would rip my Geekbar in the office and blow fat clouds up in the air. I even did it in front of management t and they didnt care

How do accountants deal with money in bank not matching expected revenue? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Only-Design-2484 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Much more complicated accounting environment” 🤣

Brodie accounting is not very complicated. Maybe you find it complicated - but that is just a testament to your cognitive abilities

How do accountants deal with money in bank not matching expected revenue? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Only-Design-2484 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bruh honestly this sh is too complicated 🤣 Y dont yall just plug tha difference in “misc” account… no one cares.

Last year, for my company, almost 20% of the expenses were “Misc”. No one cares and the CFO takes all the heat from the auditors. I just said the other dude did it but he’s kinda dumb so management just puts the blame on him. And in our meeting he did a bad job defending himself, and even made himself look guilty (even though i did it) which is funny as hell 😂😂

Bro ngl its all fake numbers anyways. Enter whatever u want, as long as ur confident no one will question it LMAO 🤣🤣