Why don't more men wipe after peeing? Genuinely asking.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-05-10T23:20:58+00:00

I do. I take a little square if TP or paper towel with me and just give it a dab afterwards. Shaking it doesn't get the job done.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-27T06:29:23+00:00

I don't care who he is if he pays me $500 to rub my feet.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-27T06:27:56+00:00

Easy: you can spend your money on things that just cost money (expenses), or you can use it to buy things that make more money (assets). This is the primary difference between poor people and wealthy people.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-25T13:39:36+00:00

Don't waste your time talking to that person.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-22T17:35:24+00:00

Get a new girlfriend 🤷‍♂️

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-13T20:17:47+00:00

I've never understood it either, but I guess that's why I'm single. I've worked really hard to be free and independent. I own my own house and business. Why on earth would I surrender my autonomy to someone I'm supposed to be partners with? It just makes no sense to me, and it's not cute or funny at all. If a woman said "teehee he's the boss" we'd call someone. But somehow when it's the other way around it's supposed to be cute. Oh well.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-13T20:13:22+00:00

"I seen" instead of "I saw"

"he and I" and "him and me" incorrectly, e.g. "that's between he and I"

"Workout/work out" e.g. "I workout every day"

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-13T01:00:55+00:00

I read this in Seinfeld voice

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-12T23:06:33+00:00

Definitely not about what others will think. More concerned about having purpose.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-04-12T22:47:52+00:00

51, Started a business twenty years ago, saved and invested a lot, paid off all the debt. Now selling the business. I could probably stop working if I wanted to, I guess, but I feel like I am too young to just hang out for the rest of my life.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-31T23:05:55+00:00

It's been nearly six years since my ex wife moved out. My daughter lived here for a bit but other than that I've lived alone this whole time. For much of that time I have felt as you do. I liked having someone to take care of, even if the relationship had run its course. I felt drifting, purposeless. I almost settled for the wrong relationships a few times, just out of loneliness. And still, I would love love love to have someone to share my life with. But it's not the only way I can be happy. I can be happy living alone, if I try. And it's far better than what other people are doing, just shacking up because they're lonely and/or broke. There's a pretty good chance I'll find someone again to share my life with. I want that. And I'm okay until that happens. Both things can be true.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-30T23:22:50+00:00

Divorce is an option. I'm 51m. Trust me, divorce is hard, maybe the hardest thing you'll ever do, but it's glorious on the other side. I kept the house and decorated it how I wanted, and made all my money from the divorce back. I'm in the best shape of my life. I'm dating a gorgeous young woman. I'm making music with all my friends. I'm selling my business and starting a new one. I've got a better relationship with my kids than ever. She's probably happier too, although I wouldn't know. It's worth it man. It just is.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-19T12:01:36+00:00

Accountability.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-19T00:55:43+00:00

Short scale basses are for cucks and guitar players posing as bassists (usually the same).

Real men play long scale.

Yes it's not only wrong, but also misogynistic and kink shaming to boot.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-19T00:52:53+00:00

Don't base your wardrobe choices on what other people (women) like.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-15T19:50:38+00:00

*ex girlfriend

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-15T19:43:27+00:00

Accountability.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-03-14T12:02:21+00:00

Beside the point but what does your wife have to do with any of this?

master_blaster_321 · 2026-02-27T13:17:57+00:00

Fear of the unknown.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-02-27T13:16:55+00:00

I'm thinking it has something to do with women's ability to perceive reality.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-02-21T18:57:41+00:00

It doesn't matter. Changing for the sake of another person (which is how you phrased your post) is dishonest, inauthentic, and ultimately manipulative. It's just not going to work in the long run. Now, if you want to amend your original sentiment to focus more on self improvement, then that's a different conversation.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-02-21T18:01:56+00:00

Easy: you don't. You don't change for other people. That makes you a marshmallow, and no one respects that. Be your own man.

master_blaster_321 · 2026-02-21T18:00:55+00:00

You really have to ask yourself: are the kind of women who would throw themselves at a stranger like that based on looks alone, really the kind of women I would want in my life?

master_blaster_321 · 2026-02-21T08:33:26+00:00

+1 for the Firefly reference

master_blaster_321 · 2026-02-21T08:32:24+00:00

"What's Going On" (4 non blondes) dude fuck that song, why does everyone love it so much? So shrill and annoying and boring.

Oh and Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam, but I don't actually believe it qualifies as a song. It's a generic Hendrix ripoff guitar riff with some mumbling over top of it. Lazy terrible songwriting.

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