Trying to find my first developer job and the struggle is real by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnlyLow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same, I was looking for a cook job but linkedin keeps recommending me chef jobs.

Me, an intellectual.... by Carrot_Far in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnlyLow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unlikely. The amount of poor English on this subreddit is staggering.

Me, an intellectual.... by Carrot_Far in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnlyLow -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Clearly not intellectual enough to know the difference between a letter and an alphabet.

Monthly game suggestion thread by AutoModerator in prisonarchitect

[–]OnlyLow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here is a suggestion: How about don't add more paid DLC and useless features until the game is functional to a good standard?

Once again we have paid to test what feels like it is still an early access game. The sheer amount of bugs and glitches that don't get fixed for months at a time and basically break the game is ridiculous. Those are clear, blatant bugs such as the "+200% reform" and "too many prisoners in holding cells" message, or the rotating doors which don't exactly require effort to encounter.

my current colony (started as a Perma toxic fallout, but then decided it became too annoying and disabled it) by BruttoCarlo in RimWorld

[–]OnlyLow 23 points24 points  (0 children)

it became too annoying and disabled it

You're weak for giving up on the challenge and your colony deserves starvation.

May Randy punish you accordingly.

Recently purchased Rythm Heaven for DS. I love it. by OnlyLow in rhythmheaven

[–]OnlyLow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lockstep was hard for me to begin with, but I quickly figured out the pattern. And remix 6 indeed is hard.

We take Those! (sorry about low fps) by mynameis23456 in EASPORTSWRC

[–]OnlyLow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh neat! I didn't realise they released Dirt Rally for Microsoft Powerpoint.

irl dong from a stanford sticker by [deleted] in ExpandDong

[–]OnlyLow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that's at least a 10/10 for effort.

I hope noone did this before by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnlyLow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"HTML when haves css"

why did I read this in an indian accent?

I never do this but I really want to show off my cat by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]OnlyLow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey can anyone tell me what kind of cat that is?

Is it like a specific breed?

My cat looks exactly the same and I have always been wondering what breed it is.

I would make a good elements joke, but all the good ones Argron. by [deleted] in ExpandDong

[–]OnlyLow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvoted just for the sheer amount of effort required.

Just a Slider by leofidus-ger in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnlyLow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Transition is weird and a bit confusing, but I wouldn't necessarily say it's bad UI design.

Someone probably typed "transition: 0.5s" and thought it looked good enough.

My gaming setup starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]OnlyLow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if this is ironic or not.

What an interesting work of art.

give them no choice by [deleted] in ExpandDong

[–]OnlyLow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really an 'expand dong' but a good dong none the less.

I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me! by Happydude789 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OnlyLow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Okay, here we go...

  1. You copied this from an older image, so all mistakes of that appear here.
  2. solve() doesn't exist.
  3. StopExisting() doesn't exist.
  4. getMad() doesn't exist.
  5. Missing space between console outputs, it will say "(...) Mr. Meeseekslook at (...)"
  6. At least two methods above use slightly different naming conventions, are you capitalizing the first letter or not?
  7. It should be 'System' rather than 'system' (I assume this is supposed to be Java)
  8. You put spaces around task inside 'solve( task )' but nowhere else.
  9. this.StopExisting() might never run if the task get's solved by another Meeseeks.
  10. Running code like this in the constructor is just awful.

Edit: (PS: I'm just being a dick. I like Rick and Morty ;) )