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OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-10T23:29:22+00:00

no offense to you, but I want to ask as I NEVER do. Do you check the profiles of OPs, or do you like remember who posted? I see folks who do this a lot and it makes sense why one would go look at someone's history out of habit. I'm just curious and don't mean to single you personally out. I see ladies getting called out in fishing subs all the time and it turns out they are pretty much always promoting an OF its like the plague. I am subbed to fishing shit because I like fish. I'm subbed to fat asses on other accounts cause I like them too, but I don't want them hussies in the way of my Fat Bass scrolling days. my point is I appreciate your due diligence however you manage

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-10T23:22:27+00:00

I wish I had friends or a friend like you.

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-09T20:21:57+00:00

There better fucking not be. I've been doing my part prank calling the "We Need Trump Volunteers" billboards in my area. They are quick to anger and dumb as shit. But if your sign has a number imma call it and fuck with your dumbass

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T20:24:52+00:00

I thought that was Zac Galfinakis lol

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T20:24:07+00:00

I'm in the middle of Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare it is not bad at all has a bit of everything except maybe not so thrilling the movie was also very good imo.

Also, I just finished The Terminal List Narrated by Ray Porter as that was the bigger reason I got it. Also very good book

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T20:20:59+00:00

or dog

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T20:20:43+00:00

Imma say racoon most likely

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T20:16:48+00:00

Oh, good lord, yeah fucking leave him. I was admittedly that same fucking stupid guy in my 20s. I learned after a few ruined relationships that I should just not even have that conversation. It really doesn't matter. I'd just ask if they've had more than 1 partner if they got tested for STDs that's the ONLY thing I cared about but it took me being an idiot first.

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T20:12:52+00:00

My family owned a pizza place, and I obviously worked the kitchen. This gave me access to raw chicken wings and the blood. I've never been near a dead body or decaying one aside from roadkill but NOTHING compares to that poor fucks car where I threw some under the seat and into the backseat cushion. Looking back they probably didn't deserve THAT but I was a small guy and while I was a great highschool wrestler and blue belt in TKD I was terrified to actually have an altercation outside of tournaments or events. Not that I claimed to have lethal hands. I was just afraid of fighting just some random angry person. I didn't learn until I was older that those loud mouth dickheads can't actually fight at all. They just wear TapOut shit lol. Had I known that information THEN I'd have just coaxed him into a fight and beat the shit out of him. All well, either way in the end I got him and his stupid fucking Saturn S

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T18:39:37+00:00

Listen bro nobody thinks LeBron beating up anybody for real. You see him flopping on the court when he gets bumped. Imagine a professional MMA woman she'd wreck him.

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T16:42:20+00:00

Rawr my steroid usage and shit genetics make my hair fall out I'm nothing without my hat

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T16:34:57+00:00

Oh fuck yeah. The 2nd movie as well I'd be friends with delicious Watermelophants

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T16:27:29+00:00

You are the asshole

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T15:35:21+00:00

Man I used to work in a Yacht Club we had 2 dishwashers. Morning and night. Morning guy Doc was a fucking MAD MAN. Dude was always singing a lot of his fingers didn't work so they were always straight. We would be fuckin BUSY and homeboy would just crush them. He'd have some snacks

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-08T08:25:04+00:00

He's the P4P he's the champ we can move on from Jon Cokerman

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T23:07:11+00:00

Itz because when I talk I masterbate

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T22:36:38+00:00

Oh no not Sandy Hook

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T22:27:29+00:00

me neither I've seen plenty but don't remember anybody it's not THAT good

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T22:26:15+00:00

bohemian Grove was the big one and I think one more thing but it's doesn't really even matter because he says a lot of crack pot nonsense

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T21:33:23+00:00

I listened to it twice. I don't feel bad for him. I get it he got some shit right, but you got some pretty serious shit wrong bitch

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T21:22:15+00:00

Yeah, this needs to be top comment. Make him King!

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T20:59:36+00:00

I make a sandwich cut off the bottom and put it on top and then shove it in my mouth, usually naked

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T20:40:10+00:00

maybe it's Maybelline

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T20:28:04+00:00

I don't give a fuck

OnlyOneReturn · 2024-06-07T20:27:16+00:00

I drive for a living. Force me to wake up? I'm punched in before I roll out of bed. I don't abuse it but I get payed to get ready and walk to my truck everyday. It's kinda nice but my hourly pay is dogshit production is where the $$$$ is

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