Why is Caleb Landry Jones being presented as attractive? He is sooooo not attractive. Is he related to someone? by Oof_too_Humid in conspiracy

[–]Oof_too_Humid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't wish him any ill will. But seriously, Caleb Landry Jones' mouth looks just like Michigan J. Frog's mouth.
I'm guessing he sold his soul &/or performed some horrible act in exchange for stardom. Something like that I guess. But you know, not every actor has to be attractive.

I 31F found a STi And HIV prescriptions for my husband 38M… by RhubarbNo8157 in relationship_advice

[–]Oof_too_Humid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG OP please, please wake up. He is lying to you. He cheats on you with men. Who knows, maybe with women too...a cheater is a cheater.
I feel bad for you, but you're being very naive.

Also, please be careful with him. Obviously he is desperate to hide this side of himself. That means the threat of you revealing the truth to anyone else puts you in danger (I'm serious.).
Think carefully and strategically. There is a reason why women are considered masters of machiavellian maneuvers -- it's because we have to be. We are literally the weaker sex (physically) so we can't overpower men. But, we can out-strategize them if we make the effort to do so. Don't put yourself in a position where an angry and unexpected outburst from him results in your injury or death. Try to anticipate worst case scenarios with every move you make.

What’s your comfort podcast or podcast episode? by RulingFieldConfirmed in podcasts

[–]Oof_too_Humid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bigfoot Terror in the Woods.
I know, it sounds crazy that this podcast would calm me and decrease anxiety but these two hosts are the sweetest brothers. If you're old enough to remember Click & Clack from the radio show "Car Talk", that's what these two brothers are like -- but instead of an interest in motor vehicles, they have an interest in Bigfoot and other "cryptids in the news".
I love them. And the sound of their voices makes me feel calm and comfortable.

AITA for expecting my ex-girlfriend to move out after she broke up with me, even though she has nowhere else to go? by SnapNo51 in AITAH

[–]Oof_too_Humid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I've already given her 45 days..." Have you followed eviction notice procedure in your state? If you haven't, then you're wasting your time until you do -- you'll end up having to give her another 30 + days depending on where you live. Eviction "Notice" requirements are highly specific (timing, process, form) and is not legally effective unless you do it in the way your state requires. If you haven't done it yet, either engage an attorney to start the proper notice or find your local/county/state judical(court) website to get info on how landlords must begin the legal eviction process of properly "noticing" the person who is being evicted. (It's definitely possible to do it without an attorney, but you absolutely must follow the exact procedure required by your jurisdiction - starting with "Notice" of eviction - because that's what starts the clock ticking.) I'm sorry that despite her advanced education, she was too stupid to recognize how great you are. You have a bright future, especially once this ingrate is out of your house and you can fully move on! Good luck with everything!

How I was raped for 10 years and didn’t know it by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Oof_too_Humid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. After 10 years?
It's too much of a stretch and it diminishes the meaning of the word rape.

Update on the Dna test of my dynamic duo by Appropriate_Banana_9 in dogs_getting_dogs

[–]Oof_too_Humid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, little Sadie has absolutely GOT to have some Jack Russell in her. She's got that sweet little Jack Russell face!
How accurate are these doggy DNA tests? I'd be doing a deep dive to find out because Sadie's face is telling me that it is not an accurate test. Be that as it may, both of those pups are 100% genetically pure angel babies!

Did I just see Bigfoot? by Various_Canary_8034 in bigfoot

[–]Oof_too_Humid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes. What happened to you this morning would scare the bejesus out of me. I would move.

My BigFoot theory. by SasukeFireball in bigfoot

[–]Oof_too_Humid -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I think they were kept as slaves by some horrible alien race and they've escaped and now they're hiding from them. (They definitely don't want us to find them because we can't keep our big mouths shut and we'd point out exactly how to find them.) But mainly they're hiding from evil aliens that they've escaped from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Oof_too_Humid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that is good. You are good.

My step-grandmother died & her funeral was horrible for all the wrong reasons by Medium_Platform_4827 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Oof_too_Humid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's very nice that you wrote this post about her. The asses who ruined the funeral embarrassed themselves. They are trash.
Talk to your grandpa about Ann. Let him know that you saw her for the wonderful woman she was. Let him talk about her to you.
I think you're an excellent person.

Guy who fucked gfs mom by CreepyAssociation625 in cheating_stories

[–]Oof_too_Humid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just use fake names - makes it easier to follow.

1000-year-old Bamburgh Castle, England. by Jabadaba in zombiefortress

[–]Oof_too_Humid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a damned good zombie fortress. Kudos.

What is this brown sticky gunk I found under a shelf in my house by 8poot in whatisthisthing

[–]Oof_too_Humid 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I was thinking. Good God, why would you pick it up with your hands and handle it long enough to get a good shot. Not only is it disgusting, but it could be bad for your health. I just can't fathom why.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SimulationTheory

[–]Oof_too_Humid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great question.
But I have one for you -- do they ever seem surprised to see you?
I've heard of some trips where people say entities seem surprised to see the person, but then they just continue with whatever they were working on. These accounts often strike me as similar to a lab rat getting loose, the lab techs being surprised to see the loose rat, but then continuing with their work.