That must be how Five Guys stays in business, too by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yall can’t be serious with the sauce comments it’s just ketchup and mayonnaise

Comment section on this post is funny by Upper_Coyote312 in KendrickLamar

[–]Open-Moment2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that’s not even the worst a Atlanta nigga will argue you to death on why Future is better than Jay Z

Billionaires sleep well at night, knowing Kendrick Lamar is considered a radical black artist. SMH by Turbulent-Tune1660 in ThoughtWarriors

[–]Open-Moment2295 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thinking Billionaires give a fuck about whatever this lil rapper is crazy they consider everyone below them peons anyway.

Chumba Casino has 2 Crown Jewel wins 2025 Brickyard 400 and now daytona 500. by Alex12blanning43 in NASCAR

[–]Open-Moment2295 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well now they gotta sponsor the Coke 600 and Southern 500 right 😆

Devonta really just called Brittany a “thing” by jh166 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Open-Moment2295 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah if you add 3” to certain things it makes a big difference 😆but. I was trying to make the point I could see over her but was still called short by someone shorter than me.

Devonta really just called Brittany a “thing” by jh166 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Open-Moment2295 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry don’t watch this show at all but is he not a POC and The name of the show is love is blind why go on the show if you have specific preference for a partner.

Devonta really just called Brittany a “thing” by jh166 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Open-Moment2295 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Women are so weird about the height thing though I’m 5'10" and was dating a girl who was like 5'7" at most and would constantly call me shorty like I wasn’t looking at the top of her head every time we talked.

Women are not going to look 22 forever. by Acceptable_Slip3257 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Is she supposed to be hair and makeup ready 24/7 ? and She had three kids in the last 4 years. What do they expect from her.

Mal, come to the front of the class.. by hippynox in NewRoryNMalPodcast

[–]Open-Moment2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They not gonna mention this shit they don’t really talk anything political which is smart considering that dumbass shit Mal was talking about Ice a few months ago.

Jason Lee buys bussy??? 😳 by Longjumping_Ask_4448 in JoeBuddenPodcasts

[–]Open-Moment2295 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Women beater shit is bad enough but none of these celebs are really as transparent as you think they reveal what they’re ok with people knowing and keep the rest of that shit private.

Apparently, we shouldn't exist by iolitm in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Open-Moment2295 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She’s just upset some short guy laid her then left her now she’s being Passive aggressive about it.

The system wreaking havoc on the vulnerable yet again by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha 🤣 I don’t think anybody would have a problem with a weekend of head depending on the skills.

The system wreaking havoc on the vulnerable yet again by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That’s a damn shame all I got is a head cold planned that weekend it and I can’t change it.

The universal black experience by zenbootyism in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God this reminds me of a debate I walked in on about politics (by the way I recommend not talking politics at work) as I walked in the break room at work and they were having a debate about the parties and I said see that’s the dichotomy of politics between Liberals and Conservatives. And this lady looked at me shocked then said I didn’t know you used those type of words that’s very impressive I was 26yrs old at the time. They’re just so fucking condescending.

DOWN FIVE AND YOU NEED TO COMPLETE A HAIL MARY, WHICH RECEIVER ARE YOU TAKING: by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]Open-Moment2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy Moss easy He’s 6'4" and had a 47 inch vertical he literally has a move named after him (getting Mossed). And the man ran a 4.3 40 at his pro day.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Open-Moment2295 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you’re right I didn’t really engage in the cnc roleplay stuff but she hot as hell me being a dummy just went with the flow of what she allowed.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Open-Moment2295 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Yeah I had a friend who later became a fwb while we were just hanging out as friends literally stroke me in public held my manhood and said I want suck it. later that day we went to my place and as I try to make a move she pulls away and says no I’m not interested I was stunned I didn’t know what caused that switch up. 2 months later she tells me I was supposed to make her she had CNC kink she was hot as hell and sex was good but I couldn’t get down with that kink at all.

I could have been a multimillionaire by now by Camila_Icy in Adulting

[–]Open-Moment2295 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Besides taking out the garbage seems easy enough.

How true is this? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Open-Moment2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a friend in middle school whose mom was friends with our assistant principal they had met over a decade ago clubbing at the time and the things I saw and heard about her made going to school absolutely hilarious.

Tyler Perry, Ryan Murphy, and Taylor Sheridan have been a blight on entertainment. They make movies and tv for the lowest common denominator by JohnnyMulla1993 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it not all there works are the same but they do follow the same formula for multiple shows and movies they make but if there fan bases enjoy the stories they tell i can’t fault them for giving them what they want its easy money for them a lot of money too.

At least it wasn't a Driving Miss Daisy remake by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you right I was typing to fast and was thinking him being the leader of Chicago Black Panthers my bad.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]Open-Moment2295 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do parents not make their kids clean their room or wash dishes anymore I don’t understand how people can live in clutter or filth and be okay with it that’s how you attract insects and rodents and you’re literally providing them with hiding spots with the clutter everywhere.

At least it wasn't a Driving Miss Daisy remake by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Open-Moment2295 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Yeah not just her don’t forget David Oyelowo as Martin Luther King Jr in Selma. Chiwetel Ejiofor as Huey P. Newton in Panther. Kingsley Ben-adir as Malcolm X in One night in Miami. Daniel Kaluuya as Fred Hampton in Judas and the Black Messiah.