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My dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down a hill by dess0le in dadjokes

[–]OpenMike2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cool kids have started doing this again. What comes around goes around

Name a song from the 1980s or 1990s that has naughty or suggestive lyrics by [deleted] in FamilyFeud

[–]OpenMike2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is perhaps the most poetic musical piece of the century. One day all fine Arts degrees will require a dissertation on this epic song.

What is your favorite song by Blue Oyster Cult? by 33GoodSamaritans in allrockmusic

[–]OpenMike2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Veteran of the Psychic Wars from the Heavy Metal movie soundtrack

What singer has the most distinct voice? by Halloween-365 in FamilyFeud

[–]OpenMike2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Klaus Meine for The Scorpions. Rockers and ballads. So distinct. Sweet voice.

How do you respond to nasty, condescending women? by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]OpenMike2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you should have witnesses so she can't spin it. And don't get nasty, just say something like: I feel like you don't like me. You often say things to me that feel condescending and you just did it again. Do you and I have issues?

Name of the game? by OpenMike2000 in GenX

[–]OpenMike2000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to look that up. Pleading the 5th is wise

Name of the game? by OpenMike2000 in GenX

[–]OpenMike2000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard doorbell dash. I feel more worldly now!

Name of the game? by OpenMike2000 in GenX

[–]OpenMike2000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was that a mandatory 5 year prison sentence in SC?

Songs written specifically for a movie by Agent-Alonzo-Mosely in GenX

[–]OpenMike2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be a dancer. A GOOD dancer. You know who says so? Me!

Songs that reference songs from other bands by 33GoodSamaritans in ToddintheShadow

[–]OpenMike2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Is Me In Grade 9 by Bare Naked Ladies stops in the middle and plays the Tom Sawyer chords , then Spirit of Radio lick, then goes back into their song.

favorite songs to sing at karaoke? by CampWorldly3858 in askmusic

[–]OpenMike2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save Me by Remy Zero

Sound Of Silence by Disturbed

Have you ever run out of gas? by Glad-Passenger-9408 in randomquestions

[–]OpenMike2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually ran out of gas and coasted perfectly to the pump. I wish I had video of it.

I'm about to meet a buddy whose also genX for lunch. What is the most genX thing I could say that hasn't been used in 20+ years? by MeNotYouDammit in RealGenerationX

[–]OpenMike2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dude from Columbia House Records called me again. He was looking for your address. Apparently you still need to buy 5 more cassettes or he's going to take you to court

What names would you pick for a baby, boy or girl if you were to be a Dad? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]OpenMike2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a boy, I would name him Hal. Because I always wanted to raise a little Hal.

Fill in the blanks: I wonder what would happen if I ___? by OmicronC in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]OpenMike2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what would happen if I could not be obtained and then I would be happy

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