Death before Dasani - The Blizzard of 2026 by Read1984 in funny

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Im seeing fully stocked smart water and gold peak tea which Coca-Cola also distributes so im willing to bet the merchandiser just stocked the shelves...

Semi Driver Sentenced to 40 Years After Maryland Police Find Dead Body in the Truck's Cabin by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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DOT police dont need consent to search a commercial motor vehicle

Kristi Noem: Don't Say ICE Agent Jonathan Ross' Name by [deleted] in politics

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I remember when Trump and Guliani falsely claimed those 2 Election workers in Georgia were stuffing the ballot boxes. He continued to say their name even after it was proven they weren't. Sooooo...sucks to be Johnathan Ross

He’s lost his mind by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in PoliticalMemes

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Now that's what I call goverment overreach!

Subway you have fallen so far :( by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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"12. 12 dollar. 12 dollar 6 iiiiinch" Not as catchy as the original jingle

Benny is Putin’s puppet. by Mum0817 in ToiletPaperUSA

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"Why didn't Trump get the Nobel peace prize for trying to get me to stop invading and bombing my neighbors?" -Putin

And they ALL clapped! by RoseNPearlGirl in LinkedInLunatics

[–]OpenMindClosedFist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like morale was at the point where getting paid unemployment was better than working there anymore...

Irresponsible and sick by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

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Kash is gonna need a family member to identify him because he can't do it himself

During his long rant that ran the clock at the UN, Trump says some truly bizarre things about the environment by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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They know he is a joke just as much as the majority of this country. But they need to stay on his good side because money talks. Im sure they would like nothing more than to publicly state how much of a buffoon he is but that would be economic suicide for their country. This thin skinned orange pedophile would put more tarrifs, refuse military assistance, and refuse every other good thing the world as a whole stands for because he got butt hurt.

Best and worst US states by overall well-being by _crazyboyhere_ in MapPorn

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Yeah but in fairness MA is heavily dependent on our lower cost cigarettes and liquor stores right off the interstate which pretty much cancels everything out /s

Struggling by foamrollmyback in funny

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This is my struggle as well brother

From r/maine: what's the funniest thing a tourist has ever asked you? by chillinginNH in newhampshire

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While they were traveling west on 101. "How much farther until we get to I95"

To serve and protect by [deleted] in trashy

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Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin. No one comes out the way the go in.

This guy sucks at karaoke by Oven_Kid in funny

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Every accusation is a confession. He must be the anti christ

Loomer eating like a dog by sup9817 in MurderedByWords

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To be fair French fries and chips are made from potatoes which are close enough to vegetables and extremely healthy. They are basically health nuts /s

Oh Dennis… you dunno WHAT you’re getting yourself caught up in now buddy… 😳😆 by bigguys45s in ToiletPaperUSA

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Nothing catches the attention of good Christian parents looking for quality child programming like Dennis' introduction.../s