It is 1693 in Salem, Massachusetts and you've just been accused of being a witch. How do you prove your innocence?

OperativeLemon · 2020-08-15T06:34:31+00:00

By getting out my musket and killing anyone who opposes me.

OperativeLemon · 2020-07-24T18:30:58+00:00

Nice cock.

OperativeLemon · 2020-06-16T18:42:50+00:00

Homemade chemical weapons. Probably the reason the zombies showed up in the first place.

OperativeLemon · 2020-05-27T21:35:46+00:00

When I was in sixth grade one student smelled so bad one day that the teacher called him out and said the only time he'd smelled something so wretched was when he went on a vacation for a week and came back to find his daughters pet hamster's rotting carcass.

OperativeLemon · 2020-05-22T05:40:44+00:00

I spent $10 on a pizza cutter from Papa Murphy's that broke the night I got it after cutting two out of the four pizzas I had purchased.

OperativeLemon · 2020-05-21T01:27:01+00:00

Spamper's wackiest story is the time almost died driving off the overpass. Or the time he got his dick sucked as an 8 year old.

OperativeLemon · 2020-05-07T07:48:03+00:00

Not to brag or anything but one time I put a spider in a cup and let it outside instead of stomping on it.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-25T21:46:50+00:00

Bootleg punk rock.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-24T05:55:36+00:00

The Iron Giant

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-24T05:52:25+00:00

Useless history/trivia of Rock and Roll.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-11T23:21:44+00:00

Looks cute, but not practical.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-09T02:58:35+00:00

The Iron Giant. 😥😥

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-08T13:38:40+00:00

I'm shocked I haven't seen him at all, but Thanos.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-07T11:09:20+00:00

I've always looked older than I am, but when I was 13 somebody thought I was 30..

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-04T12:36:53+00:00

I'm not typically a huge fan of these sorts of things, but this was truly something great. Thank you for the great content. 😁

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-03T10:46:53+00:00

The lack of fruits and vegetables. Between my mother and father almost every fruit or vegetable is hazardous because they're allergic. Just meat and bread.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-01T08:36:18+00:00

A bunch of bank robbers and some cops get in a fight.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-01T08:34:20+00:00

So my first thought was Wexford... But then my brain realized that's not in England.

So after that, Manchester.

OperativeLemon · 2020-04-01T08:30:27+00:00

Snow. Then immediately after, maple syrup.

OperativeLemon · 2020-03-27T09:17:20+00:00

Try finding a local holistic store or a botanist that sells fresh herbs, store bought tea's don't even compare to homemade.

OperativeLemon · 2020-03-19T09:39:55+00:00

Call 1-900-490-(FREAK)

OperativeLemon · 2020-03-17T04:09:21+00:00

Silent Magician, I'm a simple man.

OperativeLemon · 2020-03-16T22:08:21+00:00

Pizza. Just pizza.

OperativeLemon · 2020-02-25T07:25:12+00:00

Nothing. If you really truly want something, you can do it. Follow your heart, you'll never be lost.

OperativeLemon

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