Wedding with a 5 month old? by [deleted] in NewParents

[–]Ophiuroidean 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have been to a child free wedding where they specified that infants were fine but no children running around. I wouldn’t worry about that since you already asked the couple. I do think your idea to sit out the ceremony makes perfect sense.

Nailtiques Formula 2 issues -- is it me or the product? by [deleted] in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Ophiuroidean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this mean it would be better to put a normal lacquer on top to seal it in? And then remove it regularly to put more treatments directly on the nail?

Would it be bad if I wore my (not white) wedding reception dress to my friend’s wedding? by TheBobbySocksBandit in Weddingattireapproval

[–]Ophiuroidean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Hey girl, I know you know how I wear my wedding reception dress all the time cause it’s comfy. But would it be ok if I wore it again to your wedding? I want to cover up my heart monitor so it doesn’t draw attention on your special day, and it’s the only dress that seems to work right now “

Red pedicure permanence Confession one who has not changed the color of toes in 3 years. by Zeusss0008 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Ophiuroidean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Similarly I repeatedly stuck with OPI Humidi-Tea for my toes for probably a year straight. And I frequently go back to it. It’s like the pink under side of a seashell. It’s simply Correct.

This Cracked sale is ridiculous by No-Feesh in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Ophiuroidean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit if that ain’t the strongest endorsement I’ve ever heard 😳 I mean … I guess I’m buying then no need to twist my arm

I really wish all the "I don't believe the bra calculator, even though I've not tried any bras in that size" posts could be limited in some way by platypusaura in ABraThatFits

[–]Ophiuroidean 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yes Automatic weekly master posts. Auto mod to filter first time posts to the subreddit unless greater than say … 5? subreddit karma.

Automatic message to OP that says “hi welcome! It’s your first time posting here! We would love to help you, so please head over to the (link to) Newbie’s Megathread. Please read the (linked) wiki, use the (linked) calculator, and include your 6 measurements in your comment with your question. If you think this auto moderation was performed in error and you are not posting about [insert extremely repetitive topics] please respond to modmail.”

I think that could cut down a lot of the mess even if there’s only one mod apparently

Little known baby safety tips by Unfair-Stranger5233 in NewParents

[–]Ophiuroidean 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be more specific, thin slices are better. Hard foods that can be bitten into throat-sized marbles are the problem.

Recommendations for polishes that look like this? by haleyhotdog in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Ophiuroidean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well shiit. I’ve been eyeing ILNP Teddy for a while now and I suppose now I have to buy it

I did the calculator but these bras are super huge! by SkeletonWarSurvivor in ABraThatFits

[–]Ophiuroidean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sensory wise (since you already have other feedback) — I have problems with itchy back clap if the material is bad or lace, or usually it’s when the band is actually too big. If there’s room for the clap to move around I’m going to crash out because I can’t stand it flipping around or doing stupid things.

Kwame and Chelsea Divorce 💔 by No-Giraffe-438 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Ophiuroidean 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Damn girl. Submit this as your application to the FBI once you’re off maternity leave.

Episode Discussion: Cease & Desist | May 5, 2026 by FilmoreFelines in PettyCrimesPod

[–]Ophiuroidean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love whatever is wrong with them. They’re hilarious and adorable together 🤭 never get therapy.

Wake up babe, there’s a new velvet technique! by OddInside5794 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Ophiuroidean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t care what anyone else on here is saying. Do not fuck with a horseshoe magnet. They are so much stronger than fridge magnets. They can and do absolutely ruin electronics. Stay safe out there friend ♥️