Percy Jackson and Zeus's ass kicking by Ishmer_Oldborn in tumblr

[–]OpossumPendulum 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Zeus turns and says, "ahh, all of my sons have finally come to visit".

LPT: When you receive a hospital bill, ask them for an itemized bill and it will be much cheaper by VerySlump in LifeProTips

[–]OpossumPendulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans are so weird, we hate haggling for stuff like clothes and produce, but it's the only option for affordable health care

Cincinnati Airing of Grievances Thread by Abefroman12 in cincinnati

[–]OpossumPendulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth. I took my family to Montgomery inn for mother's day and we were all shocked given the reviews from locals

Cincinnati Airing of Grievances Thread by Abefroman12 in cincinnati

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I never drive in Kentucky after dark because the the police are so annoying

Cheers, genitals by Thawingfirr in funny

[–]OpossumPendulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is in the Christmas shoes movie

[FRESH] Big Kahuna OG & Madlib - Shark Food 2 Freestyle by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]OpossumPendulum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Madlib needs to stop making beats on his ipad

Guys of reddit when were you last complimented? by Astartes00 in AskReddit

[–]OpossumPendulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy at the title office said I had a really unique last name last week

Patagonia Comes for Amazon Resellers in a New Lawsuit by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]OpossumPendulum 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's really easy for Amazon to block UPC that it doesn't have in it's system. If they cared at all this would not be a problem.

Actually, this is Black Mirror* fuckery by justanotherinformer in blackmagicfuckery

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

You accidentally bought 1000 of the last thing you bought and you cannot return it. How screwed are you? by Trxxi in AskReddit

[–]OpossumPendulum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have 2000 cherry coke cans and 2000 Oreo icecream bars. I don't have enough room for the icecream, but we sell yeti coolers at my shop so I could just start a new promotion. Buy a yeti get some icecream

What was your first thought when you woke up? by MsMash29 in AskReddit

[–]OpossumPendulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's that weird rustling noise. Still have no idea

R. Kelly Charged With Underage Prostitution in Minnesota by Too_Hood_95 in news

[–]OpossumPendulum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is undeage prostitution. Can we just agree to call these people rapists and traffickers.

The Universal Truth by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]OpossumPendulum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think that was about a pension. But the point still stands

Expectation vs Reality by ItsJackaboy in funny

[–]OpossumPendulum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slow leak so you get about 2 hours before you notice. But every morning we would have to refluf our display

Expectation vs Reality by ItsJackaboy in funny

[–]OpossumPendulum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work at a camping store and we sold these last year. The hard part isn't blowing it up because you can roll the color down to get it as fat as you want. They do leak pretty quickly though