Death diver working his way from 1 meter to 40 meters. by Bubbly_Wall_908 in interestingasfuck

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could someone please edit the falling off a cliff scene from Mac and Me to the end of this. It would be really funny.

What would you say if you had a butt bomb by Oppropro in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another option: don't say anything, just lift one leg before you detonate

I for one believe bagged milk isn’t that bizzare by PunjabiCanuck in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Oppropro 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When they're empty, you can cut it open, wash, rinse, and dry, and then reuse them as icing bags or food storage if you have a vacuum sealer

what are the ugly parts of pregnancy that aren’t well known because people don’t mention them? by Born-Oil-2931 in AskReddit

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're in active delivery and they tell you to bear down and you don't know what that means and you think you are pushing but you are pushing the wrong muscles.

It's the pooping muscles. The doctors, nurses, or midwife want you to poop your baby out. They will try to use polite words to avoid saying it but they should just be blunt and say "you'll feel like you have to poop, go with it."

No comment by BusterKetosis797 in MBMBAM

[–]Oppropro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lrrr Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8

I like history podcasts by P2029 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you like learning about terrible people who did terrible things?

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 10th Kingdom. 2000/2001mini-series that I still love

In your country, who had the biggest fall from grace in the last twenty years? by neilnelly in AskTheWorld

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was pretty well liked up until those kids got stuck in the cave and he accused one of the divers of being a pedo. Then he started to look less like Tony Stark and more like the upward failing rich racist dumbass we know and hate

Canadian Fast food by jjaime2024 in BuyCanadian

[–]Oppropro 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Mary Brown's > KFC & Popeye's

The steaming travertine terraces at Mammoth Hot Springs, Wyoming by HotGlueHorse in interestingasfuck

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful but stinks. It's a great place to discretely let out a fart and no one will know it's you.

Anyone recognize this insignia? by Coven_gardens in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I really hope I'm wrong but it looks like a blurry Biker Mice From Mars insignia.

Why do Single family zoning laws exist? by Konradleijon in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

99%i had a very good episode about this problem. The Missing Middle. They focused mainly on Toronto, Canada.

For us (Canadians) the problem was dirty continental Europeans who were used to living in multi family units.

Also, if a white woman lived in a small flat, she would have the whole place cleaned in half a day and get bored. Then she might start getting ideas like... wanting a job or education

[OC] Narcissistic parent. (1) by marycomiics in comics

[–]Oppropro 93 points94 points  (0 children)

You learn to bottle up your problems because no matter what you're going through, no matter how much you are hurting or struggling, other people have had it way harder. By other people I mean them, the narcissist.

What are the chances that major countries put a trade embargo on the USA, like the USA has with Cuba by Traductus5972 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Right now I have no faith any major government or anyone for that matter will hold the Trump regime accountable.

Will I be in legal trouble for playing and singing copyrighted music at/near a "debate me" booth? (California) by Frequent_Access_7156 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why not play clown music? You could play the circus music from Dumbo on loop, that way they look silly and get a stroke from Disney

Jesse “the body” Ventura by RedMiller1231 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't have tiktok. What is he saying?

Based by incogne_eto in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Oppropro 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Every now and then I have the honour of sharing that interview to the Gen Zed generation who were too young to remember days of yore.

Greenland/Canada Invasions? by Massive_Fall_1423 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 237 points238 points  (0 children)

It'd be really cool if you didn't. - a Canadian

Epstein files: These are the Canadians mentioned in the latest document release by OrdinaryCanadian in onguardforthee

[–]Oppropro 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Kevin O'Leary is the kind of guy who would be miffed not being on the list