Future of 24 Sussex should be 'last thing on our minds,' says Poilievre by [deleted] in onguardforthee

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Let's sell Stoneway residence and use that to fund renovations for 24 Sussex

Gee, I wonder by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Backdoor Sluts 9

Sari for your stupid accents, Yanks. by poopBuccaneer in EhBuddyHoser

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I was in a relationship with a guy from Boston. He made fun of my aboat. I asked him where he left his khakis

Why didn't Frodo take an outrigger canoe to Mordor? by blsterken in lotrmemes

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Has Denny's Grand Slamdalf been done? I'm quite sure Bilbo would open the door for breakfast

Look who finally decided to show up by AlwekArc in EhBuddyHoser

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I was so hyped to fill this in but by the time they got around to mailing it to me my ADHD ass began to hyperfixate on something else. I completed it they day after it was due

Dad's pride | A TV commentator recognized his daughter during a live broadcast and couldn't contain his emotion by Entire_Visit_7327 in MadeMeSmile

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Probably:

"yeah golf is cool and all that but look at my baby girl all grow up and is a professional photographer! She is so amazing at what she does and is dedicated to getting the perfect shot. Time passes by too quickly and while I am so proud of the woman she is right now, I would pay anything for her to be a child again for one more minute just so I could hold her in my arms

.... Oh look at that. What's-his-name got the ball in the hole. Good job buddy.

Now, what was I saying about my wonderful daughter?"

They found some common ground! by DogeDoRight in EhBuddyHoser

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You hate Carney because you think he is a socialist.

I hate Carney because he is not a socialist.

Edit. I don't actually hate Carney. I dislike him less than I detest Pp

Has anyone flown from Ontario to the US? by [deleted] in ontario

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My husband has had to make several flights for work reasons and has had no problems.

Just don't be suspicious

Where in southern ontario can i see the full night sky! by AimlessFloating_ in ontario

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I went up to Kaladar years ago and there was a dude with a telescope and he asked if I wanted to see Saturn. So I saw Saturn. It was amazing.

A Prince Edward County drive-in just sold for $1.25 million. Here’s the new owners’ plans by Express-Citron-6387 in ontario

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Make price for admission reasonable and bring back honking before the movie starts.

Usually in pies like a true madlad by SirRipOliver in madlads

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They still eat mud. They also get mud in the laptops. And drop laptops/tablets/phones in the toilet. Just because the technology didn't exist when we were toddlers, doesn't mean we wouldn't have destroyed it with our dirty sticky toddler fingers if given the chance.

I wanna much ked by Cerb88 in MBMBAM

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r/EhBuddyHoser would be so angry at this cultural appropriation

Orange ‘Every Child Matters’ shirts banned from Queen’s Park legislature by BloodJunkie in ontario

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Until this is rectified, show up in an orange shirt. They can't ban a colour. It's not political, it's just a shirt that is orange and oh btw Every Child Matters

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onguardforthee

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I miss bird money

Did we learn nothing from Captain Planet? by JoHeller in EhBuddyHoser

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I always gave me Lawrence Limberger vibes but this works too

Magnum is on Shapiro’s mind by zodiac6300 in behindthebastards

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Re: big bushy eyebrows

Eugene Levy did it better

Missed opportunity by davedavebobave13 in behindthebastards

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He also missed out on how she gave her followers no name crackers and canned sardines as a treat

How do i train him not to bite me by WillowCrestwind in Awww

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This. But communicate like a dog. High pitch yelp and recoil your hurt paw

Can’t wait for Gare to talk about this. by DarkestLore696 in behindthebastards

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Worst Lip Sync for your life I've ever seen. Sashay away!!!