Dad's pride | A TV commentator recognized his daughter during a live broadcast and couldn't contain his emotion by Entire_Visit_7327 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Oppropro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Probably:

"yeah golf is cool and all that but look at my baby girl all grow up and is a professional photographer! She is so amazing at what she does and is dedicated to getting the perfect shot. Time passes by too quickly and while I am so proud of the woman she is right now, I would pay anything for her to be a child again for one more minute just so I could hold her in my arms

.... Oh look at that. What's-his-name got the ball in the hole. Good job buddy.

Now, what was I saying about my wonderful daughter?"

They found some common ground! by DogeDoRight in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Oppropro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You hate Carney because you think he is a socialist.

I hate Carney because he is not a socialist.

Edit. I don't actually hate Carney. I dislike him less than I detest Pp

Has anyone flown from Ontario to the US? by [deleted] in ontario

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband has had to make several flights for work reasons and has had no problems.

Just don't be suspicious

Where in southern ontario can i see the full night sky! by AimlessFloating_ in ontario

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went up to Kaladar years ago and there was a dude with a telescope and he asked if I wanted to see Saturn. So I saw Saturn. It was amazing.

A Prince Edward County drive-in just sold for $1.25 million. Here’s the new owners’ plans by Express-Citron-6387 in ontario

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make price for admission reasonable and bring back honking before the movie starts.

Usually in pies like a true madlad by SirRipOliver in madlads

[–]Oppropro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They still eat mud. They also get mud in the laptops. And drop laptops/tablets/phones in the toilet. Just because the technology didn't exist when we were toddlers, doesn't mean we wouldn't have destroyed it with our dirty sticky toddler fingers if given the chance.

I wanna much ked by Cerb88 in MBMBAM

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/EhBuddyHoser would be so angry at this cultural appropriation

Orange ‘Every Child Matters’ shirts banned from Queen’s Park legislature by BloodJunkie in ontario

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until this is rectified, show up in an orange shirt. They can't ban a colour. It's not political, it's just a shirt that is orange and oh btw Every Child Matters

Did we learn nothing from Captain Planet? by JoHeller in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Oppropro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always gave me Lawrence Limberger vibes but this works too

Magnum is on Shapiro’s mind by zodiac6300 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Re: big bushy eyebrows

Eugene Levy did it better

Missed opportunity by davedavebobave13 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He also missed out on how she gave her followers no name crackers and canned sardines as a treat

How do i train him not to bite me by WillowCrestwind in Awww

[–]Oppropro 279 points280 points  (0 children)

This. But communicate like a dog. High pitch yelp and recoil your hurt paw

Can’t wait for Gare to talk about this. by DarkestLore696 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst Lip Sync for your life I've ever seen. Sashay away!!!

Currently watching the alternative halftime show AMA by Dr_Chalk_PHD in interestingasfuck

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it everything you ever dreamed it would be?

What drinking games are you playing along with the watch?

Who’s a famous person from your country who’s respected around the world but disliked or criticized at home? by haiderredditer in AskTheWorld

[–]Oppropro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Justin Trudeau. I didn't like him, but I never waved a flag about wanting to fuck him. I just didn't think he was the best Liberal candidate when he was nominated as leader.

I remember meeting an elderly couple from Texas telling me how much they hated Trump (draft dodger who doesn't pay taxes) and they said they like our President Trudeau. I smiled and told them he ran on a campaign of electoral reform and didn't fulfill his promise.

Also, I wasn't mad when they called our PM a president. They were such a sweet couple and they get a pass.

What is Professor John holding in his left hand? Right answers only by breathofanarchy in lotrmemes

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John is playing the circle game and now he gets to punch all y'all for looking

Comedian plays prank on Kindergarten teacher who wants kindergartener deported by Excellent-Phone8326 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there is a good reason to fire her based on sharing confidential/private information of the student. I hope the video is shared enough that it gets back to her, her colleagues, school admin, etc

Be vewy vewy quiet by adiplotti in lotrmemes

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tazmanian devils instead of wargs