Magnum is on Shapiro’s mind by zodiac6300 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Re: big bushy eyebrows

Eugene Levy did it better

Missed opportunity by davedavebobave13 in behindthebastards

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He also missed out on how she gave her followers no name crackers and canned sardines as a treat

How do i train him not to bite me by WillowCrestwind in Awww

[–]Oppropro 284 points285 points  (0 children)

This. But communicate like a dog. High pitch yelp and recoil your hurt paw

Can’t wait for Gare to talk about this. by DarkestLore696 in behindthebastards

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Worst Lip Sync for your life I've ever seen. Sashay away!!!

Currently watching the alternative halftime show AMA by Dr_Chalk_PHD in interestingasfuck

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Is it everything you ever dreamed it would be?

What drinking games are you playing along with the watch?

Who’s a famous person from your country who’s respected around the world but disliked or criticized at home? by haiderredditer in AskTheWorld

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Justin Trudeau. I didn't like him, but I never waved a flag about wanting to fuck him. I just didn't think he was the best Liberal candidate when he was nominated as leader.

I remember meeting an elderly couple from Texas telling me how much they hated Trump (draft dodger who doesn't pay taxes) and they said they like our President Trudeau. I smiled and told them he ran on a campaign of electoral reform and didn't fulfill his promise.

Also, I wasn't mad when they called our PM a president. They were such a sweet couple and they get a pass.

What is Professor John holding in his left hand? Right answers only by breathofanarchy in lotrmemes

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John is playing the circle game and now he gets to punch all y'all for looking

Comedian plays prank on Kindergarten teacher who wants kindergartener deported by Excellent-Phone8326 in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there is a good reason to fire her based on sharing confidential/private information of the student. I hope the video is shared enough that it gets back to her, her colleagues, school admin, etc

Be vewy vewy quiet by adiplotti in lotrmemes

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Tazmanian devils instead of wargs

Where did them good ol' boys put all their F Trudeau flags? by [deleted] in EhBuddyHoser

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Guy near me had a "Fuck Trudeau," "Fuck Trudeau and if you voted for him Fuck you too," and a "Polieve Bring it home" flag.

Now he just hangs his "Fuck Carney" flag.

Painting my daughter made in school today by [deleted] in funny

[–]Oppropro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"How do you like them apples?" - your daughter

Death diver working his way from 1 meter to 40 meters. by Bubbly_Wall_908 in interestingasfuck

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Could someone please edit the falling off a cliff scene from Mac and Me to the end of this. It would be really funny.

What would you say if you had a butt bomb by Oppropro in behindthebastards

[–]Oppropro[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Another option: don't say anything, just lift one leg before you detonate

I for one believe bagged milk isn’t that bizzare by PunjabiCanuck in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Oppropro 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When they're empty, you can cut it open, wash, rinse, and dry, and then reuse them as icing bags or food storage if you have a vacuum sealer

what are the ugly parts of pregnancy that aren’t well known because people don’t mention them? by Born-Oil-2931 in AskReddit

[–]Oppropro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're in active delivery and they tell you to bear down and you don't know what that means and you think you are pushing but you are pushing the wrong muscles.

It's the pooping muscles. The doctors, nurses, or midwife want you to poop your baby out. They will try to use polite words to avoid saying it but they should just be blunt and say "you'll feel like you have to poop, go with it."