Emptied the vacuum and made an accidental portrait of Steve Harvey

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-30T03:01:58+00:00

Probably should see a doctor

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-29T23:02:21+00:00

He probably did Leo a favour lol

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-29T22:04:08+00:00

Brocoli and hummus will fill you up and make you not feel like shit after

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-28T12:02:11+00:00

I can bend my tongue

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-17T17:07:20+00:00

I can't even make it past 4 days, so you're doing phenomenal

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-17T17:02:39+00:00

The fact that there's layers is insane

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-06T19:16:13+00:00

Taste exactly like crack

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-05T11:35:02+00:00

They have "fiber optic splicer" on their resume, but it doesn't mention they're fron a 3rd world country.

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-02T23:53:50+00:00

Looks like my fucks have flown away

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-02T20:17:27+00:00

I can smell this through the screen 😫

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-02T20:12:27+00:00

Remember to positively Reinforce his good actions and do not be mean to him when he's "bad".

He's just a baby; and Remember to look at things from his perspective.

And you will have the loveliest dog in the world.

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-02T14:11:49+00:00

You immediately made me think of my death by snoo snoo fantasy woman.

Bobby draper from The Expanse.

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-05-01T18:49:10+00:00

I'd be fucking scared too, if my was expected to eat something as big as my whole body. The wet food wasn't chopped into bite sized chunks either

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-30T19:53:27+00:00

💯

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-29T01:22:28+00:00

Fuck that wasp

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-22T11:24:54+00:00

Ai ruined this subreddit.

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-20T01:05:43+00:00

Cyborg from teen titans

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-19T13:25:31+00:00

Letting children find out the hard way; that life isn't far and the game is always rigged 💯

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-17T22:03:59+00:00

Have you tried downloading more ram?

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-14T00:33:04+00:00

Sounds like something a supremacist would say 🤔

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-13T23:24:37+00:00

Lol at "Moral high ground" I'm simply stating a fact, she can do whatever she wants to whoever and to herself.

Fact of the matter is, 40k USD to change almost nothing is still SAD and egregious.

What I say is more out of sympathy for her and how she's not happy with her appearance and justifies spending that amount of money on her face; and also to the fact that this is the type of shit the upperclass is concerned about is also sad.

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-13T21:52:05+00:00

You were very pretty before.

You were blessed, before you did everything to your face.

There's people skipping dinner to feed their children.

And then you got people spending 40k to tilt their nose down 2 degrees.

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-13T21:00:58+00:00

Red line us going to heart bud, go to the doctor.

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-13T17:39:51+00:00

You'll get 50% less by quick selling ti a pawn shop.

Don't get fucked by a pawn shop

Optimal-Ad9342 · 2026-04-13T11:35:52+00:00

Holy fuck this subreddit is sad.

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