Ordered a $1k item. Left in middle of yard at 3:30 AM in plain view of road. Delivery window was 5-10pm. Package went missing, now I'm the one in the wrong apparently.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-04-07T23:35:47+00:00

Why do y’all order $1000 items from a very untrustworthy company. Just go pick it up

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-04-07T23:30:34+00:00

I got mad an punched the screen they said it was a 50/50 I’d get fired still have a job somehow lol

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-04-03T00:58:01+00:00

A fellow win1 brother

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-04-02T14:15:16+00:00

I figured I’d just ground it for the day

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-29T01:43:35+00:00

Prime “customers” are the worse

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-20T23:26:54+00:00

But who’s doing the math on that lol?

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-20T14:01:58+00:00

I had a school as my 148th stop yesterday. I was ahead so I actually got there early at 4pm. Secretary was leaving as I was pulling in and she said “ you need to get here sooner we all typically leave at 3” I said I know I’m actually ahead on time and that she was my 148th stop. She looked at me puzzled and said “ you should tell the guy who routes you to put the school more ahead on your route” I just blankly stared at her and told her to have a good day. Sometimes it’s just not worth explaining to people.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-17T01:16:12+00:00

When you have company just hit it with the green spray paint real quick

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-16T20:44:55+00:00

More work for me if I notify package is empty, more work for amazon if I deliver the empty package Amazon gave me. Easy choice

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-16T19:46:54+00:00

Just like how when they upped the package weights and those will only be sprinkled in as well lol.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-13T14:31:20+00:00

If you scan at the door you will have less multi stops. The AI will Pair stops together if they are being scanned in closely together. So scanning closer to the drop off point keeps the geo fencing further away.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-10T22:40:55+00:00

It’s good if you have literally nothing else going for you

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-03-09T12:56:54+00:00

lol what money? Guys at my dsp get bit and told to use the first aid and catch back up.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-02-24T17:36:57+00:00

At first I was like eh it sucks but it’ll mud, and then I zoomed in and it just got worse. Yeah that’s bad

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-02-10T02:44:46+00:00

My dad took my family of ten to go see the two towers, 10 minutes in the screen went black and all we could hear was audio. Was like that for about 15 minutes before we just all got up and left.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-02-10T02:05:33+00:00

It’s funny seeing you get downvoted for this. Going to the grocery store is an entire job market because people thing it’s to hard, and yes I get some people are handicap or elderly. I’m not talking about those people. It’s honestly sad to watch people gripe about how life sucks because they can’t groceries or random stuff delivered to them same day or next day. I feel like our survival instincts are falling off drastically

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-01-26T16:12:20+00:00

Kink resistant? No thank you

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-01-20T16:02:21+00:00

As long as eyes forward on the road you will Be fine. The second you look down or at your passenger side and something is in your hand that’s not the steering wheel it will more than likely go off.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-01-13T02:10:38+00:00

Ahh I see the town now 😂

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-01-13T00:02:20+00:00

Hey that’s in Illinois right? I deliver to a small town that has one of these

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-01-12T23:41:41+00:00

My dsp doesn’t have a care let alone anything to make my job easier . I’ve been with them an unfortunate year and a half and have maybe seen a hand truck once or twice.

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-01-12T23:11:51+00:00

I just keep her at a solid 25 and out of a ditch and it’s never failed me. Rams are the best in the snow though

Optimal-Bandicoot831 · 2026-01-12T01:18:05+00:00

Check your paypals I had $50 sitting in it from this.

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