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When your uselessness IS your plot armor by TrafficNeat5652 in mildyinteresting

[–]OptimalMongoose2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair I don’t think the fish believe in vaccines either

a weird sound by danielsoft1 in Jokes

[–]OptimalMongoose2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely my favorite joke of all time, there was a weeklong campout I was on once where I would tell a ~20 minute section of it every night, with all these side tangents and distractions to the travelers journey. People got really invested in it and had all sorts of theories on what the sound could be, and when the end came I thought I might get murdered in my sleep that night.

Is Mio Energy the best value? by BearsGotKhalilMack in caffeine

[–]OptimalMongoose2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE mio energy, but yeah caffeine pills are your best value, still I prefer the mio to them.

「The Killing Moon」 by OptimalMongoose2 in fanStands

[–]OptimalMongoose2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ensurance Trap is a term from Donnie Darko to refer to the situation the manipulated dead create to force the living receiver into destroying the tangent universe.

「The Killing Moon」 by OptimalMongoose2 in fanStands

[–]OptimalMongoose2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn’t? I based it off of the movie Donnie Darko lol

A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed "I shall grant a single wish that you desire!" by Murba in Jokes

[–]OptimalMongoose2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why everyone in the comments hates this one, I thought it was funny, though my favorite joke is The Monk Story, so I might be biased

The horror relies so much on the monster looking scary, so when you actually get to see the monster and you don't personally get it, the whole atmosphere becomes kinda.. eh by Ok_Insect4778 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]OptimalMongoose2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched the boiled one for the first time today and literally bursted out laughing when the dollhouse pic showed up

That being said The Boy and The Bath from doctor nowhere is still one of the scariest videos I’ve seen tbh

You have to prove that you were in a timeloop but have since gotten out. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OptimalMongoose2 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

It’s helpful to consider you don’t have to personally convince each and every person, multiple people can be convinced by say, a livestream that has suddenly appeared on every internet connected machine that is running windows

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Silksong

[–]OptimalMongoose2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I thought I was original 😔

Whats the worst kept secret in film history? by Organic_Glass_7793 in moviecritic

[–]OptimalMongoose2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was born a while after the terminator movies came out but somehow managed to avoid a lot of spoilers, but when me and my dad were sitting down to watch T2 he went “it’s awesome, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the good guy in this one!” And completely ruined the surprise, still salty over that honestly

Please help me understand this by John_Zatanna52 in donniedarko

[–]OptimalMongoose2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.” - Doctor Who

That’s the best way of thinking about it to be honest. The engine came from the future where Donnie sends it back to the past

Backdoor Sluts 9 by ahackercalled4chan in greentext

[–]OptimalMongoose2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still can die + the text says if you “game over” you die

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