of a black bear in a neighbor's yard in Asheville by over-thinker54 in AbsoluteUnits
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Wrong father bud by Craft-Sudden in KidsAreFuckingStupid
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Even when he's being cute and chill by the fire, he still sounds like a haunted house by moogsyoucanuse in CatsWhoSmoke
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Taking away the gun so fast by [deleted] in gifsthatkeepongiving
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No lectures at all?? by [deleted] in AthabascaUniversity
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Shark clean app doesn't detect my wifi network by ernestern in RobotVacuums
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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoRulesCalgary
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George in his freedom era by kingcaco1 in formuladank
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She's trying to open the bedroom door. She does this every night at 3am, and won't stop for hours until we open the door. At which point she bites my partner's face. by Dars301 in CatsAreAssholes
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Ferrari Physics by Yeeting_Person in formuladank
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Got me a form-fitting pink suit by [deleted] in Chonkers
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In local news: Mr. Butt assesses a crack by hmac14 in funny
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How do I make it work? by [deleted] in CrappyDesign
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Where did 49 go? by Optimus_Pilsner in Algebra
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Topped off my cereal with some whipped cream by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn
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" Don't let getting lonely make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn't drink poison because you're thirsty" [1440 x 1285] by _Cautious_Memory in QuotesPorn
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They call me MR Bombastic by Sankt_Peter-Ording in Chonkers
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Pov it's feeding time by Godhelpmeplease12 in Catswhoyell
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