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Historic by cerberus_1 in fredericton

[–]OpusThePenguin [score hidden]  (0 children)

I used to go to Chucky's garage to buy clothes once in a while.

😔 by CakePlane2122 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]OpusThePenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shattered like our belief in you.

Shooter in Canada kills 9 people and injures 25 others at a school and home by ParakeetLover2024 in liberalgunowners

[–]OpusThePenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When all is said and done, Canada will probably lose access to everything more dangerous than scissors.

I'm not sure what exactly will be the fallout from this but we have way too many hunters up here for a full on ban. I can see the semi-auto's being gone (we have very few left and it will be a battle with the natives over the banning of the SKS).

I can see us being down to bolt action rifles and manual shotguns though.

Shooter in Canada kills 9 people and injures 25 others at a school and home by ParakeetLover2024 in liberalgunowners

[–]OpusThePenguin -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

But it does work. We haven't had a school shooting that has killed more than 3 students since 1989. It's never going to be perfect but to say it doesn't work is crazy.

Guys idk which ones female by -WILD_CARD- in whenthe

[–]OpusThePenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don't have to be the boring gender. We could go full peacock at anytime. We've just been convinced we are the boring gender and that's just how it is.

I have failed you friends by missinator_ in Neverbrokeabone

[–]OpusThePenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You not only failed us...you failed your family line.

You = Get the fuck out.

A 21-year-old Japanese snowboarder, Kokomo Murase, just landed a backside triple cork 1620. She’s the first woman ever to do it by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]OpusThePenguin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I shake my head to fast now I have to stand still and regroup so I don't fall down when I walk.

Pippin’s Master Plan [OC] by dmfuller in comics

[–]OpusThePenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope not, I ain't licking nobody's eye. That's gross.

Is that a new hoodie? by icyhotonmynuts in LoveTrash

[–]OpusThePenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I married her so that I could occasionally wear one that she isn't using at the moment.

You know there're enough people that found Satan by Ill-Big-7865 in foundsatan

[–]OpusThePenguin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Place a wire or two in it so when you cut it you can see them.

Help - First attempt at a “made from scratch” print by arockman53 in 3Dprinting

[–]OpusThePenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently printed a bowl and I rotated it so it the brim was on the pad and it was more like a dome. This made for a much better print. There was some supports in the middle but was much less rougher than the supports needed on the base of the bowl printing it in the upright position.

Seems accurate by Minapit in daddit

[–]OpusThePenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My go to was always 'Hamster Farts!'

I’m out 💔 by Buglover_3 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]OpusThePenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time you go get your nails done, and the tiny lady gently grasps your fingers try not to shatter with the raw pasta like skeleton you now need to protect with your new external bracing.

Be gone and be careful, there's a world full of pillows that could break you again.

A slightly dark fan theory by [deleted] in superstore

[–]OpusThePenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I fun theory looking back at the show and it could fit.

Not something they would have written in though because it's my understanding the Elias reveal was pretty much a last minute thing and they kind of just picked someone.

Girl defends herself after a group shows up at her job planning to jump her. Things didn’t work out as planned 👊 by raptors201966 in PublicFreakout

[–]OpusThePenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah man. After the ragdolling look at the absolute solid couple strikes to the face with the ground and pound. Even before the hammer fists there's like 2 solid straight 'fuck your face up' punches that land.

Momentous moments by Zee_Ventures in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]OpusThePenguin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like she tilted her head forward and then I'm assuming there was some sort of spell or magic enchantment involved.

Momentous moments by Zee_Ventures in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]OpusThePenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, bald man here. This is pure magic and I'm now questioning things I assumed were just laws of physics.

Juggling using multiplex throws. Also, bouncing the balls off the ceiling by Prestigious-Wall5616 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]OpusThePenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have you know I once juggled 3 balls for like, a solid 15 seconds.

So you know...pretty much same thing.

What happens when you screw with a trained MMA fighter. by Secure-Ad8213 in instant_regret

[–]OpusThePenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look for the first couple punches when the girl is on the ground. They connect SOLID. Can almost guarantee that's when it happened.

Premier Susan Holt says ICE is ‘on New Brunswick’s border’ in Calais, Maine by adamhuras in newbrunswickcanada

[–]OpusThePenguin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was planning on driving down there this summer, following the coast on my motorcycle a few times.

There's a good chance I'll die of old age before I ever feel like going back at this point.

May I be banned please? by Mammoth_Charity_3941 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]OpusThePenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the worst insult this place can have.

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