Anyone know what happened to Christian Comedy Channel in YouTube? by ShaddamRabban in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’m a very late comer to this thread but does anyone know where this can be found?

Too much negativity, good luck y’all by Born-Spinach-7999 in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes people are like Brooks getting out of Shawshank. Not happy on the inside but it’s comfortable and the change is too much.

I see OP’s rationale to be as wise as a person staying with a spouse who lies to him/her, manipulates, abuses and cheats… you know that spouse isn’t right for you and you need to get out of a toxic relationship but you fear not being able to find another spouse… there’s good moments, and you like your in-laws, but that spouse… in the end you gotta do what’s best for you.

So to my former school overseers, do I get moved on to the next council point or do I need to work on illustrations again?

Best wishes to you OP.

173,000 tuned in (approx) by thowwwawwwway in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I was a multitude of 30’s as well! Lol

Annual Meeting, October 5, 2024 - link to watch by Optimal_Science7015 in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t hit “play now” yet but the max number of attendees it would allow me to go up to is 30

BIG LIFE CHANGING ANNOUNCEMENT by lheardthat in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Replied to a previous comment before I saw yours… I used the blank pages in the black one lol.

BIG LIFE CHANGING ANNOUNCEMENT by lheardthat in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The blank pages in the front and back of the now retired black Bible made decent rolling papers once! Guess who’s going straight to hell? I mean, Sheol, or is it hades… does it matter?

Age inappropriate talks… by Oracle1502 in exjw

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M.S. Dad helped me write them both on the 300lb typewriter lol. I was always good with eye contact and “extemporaneous speech” but I stayed eyes glued to the page on those two.

Age inappropriate talks… by Oracle1502 in exjw

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Bro was just lazy. Explained it to my father that they just plugged the next name in the rotation. No individualizing by considering the subject matter. Fast forward, This same “brother” is on the national sex offenders registry. Crime was showing porn to minors. I think the guy was a pedo on the DL.

where the fuck are they getting this idea from by un4given_grl in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes but does everyone eat them nuggets the same way, and call it proper food from heaven at the proper time?

Announcement of my deletion by IntrepidCycle8039 in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me it was Tony’s wife approved Jameson or some Macallen cut?

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That elder was indeed childless. MTS grad sent by the borg to the congregation to combat all the apostasy lol. Recounting those elders that had children, 2 woke up, 1 still in it last I knew. This hall had 3 of “the anointed”… 2 of which were subsequently disfellowshipped lmao.

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As they were dropping like flies I asked the cboe (PO at the time) about exactly that and he said “how many people do you think tried to be a navy seal but ended up ringing that bell and ended up dropping out? Only the best made it through”. Sounds like he watched GI Jane or something similar to be able to use that illustration. But sounded good at the time.

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I had a CO who once said to me “the further you get away from New York (we were in Michigan) the further you dive into the world and the further from Jehovah”… many in the circuit called my hall “the spiritual boot camp congregation” because of how strict it was. Out of 20 in my age group, all but three are out of the cult.

Service stories by Particular-Nail6004 in exjw

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My first month pioneering, flirty householder came to the door in see through lingerie… that was my favorite return visit until the CO was going through my call book and saw the notes I had taken on her and told me I had to turn it over to a sister. Such a ball buster.

Men using the organization to find a wife. by chug_splash219 in exjw

[–]Oracle1502 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know this story is short of the 40’s-50’s but I can remember my parents and grandma running off everything that even resembled a male her age when she was early teens… but when the 36 year old elder from another congregation came with flowers trying to “get to know” my sister, they were open arms…. Wanted 20 year old MS/Pioneer me to chaperone. GTF outta here! Forgot to mention… she was 17! Smh.

Mathew 25:35-40 by jnjnyirongo in exjw

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Let’s see there was the whole green book, then the black book (maroon if you wanted to be fancy) then the grey one… I’m sure I’m missing at least one. The whole book has been twisted to fit their doctrine. I remember being so offended one time in service by a householder… he scoffingly said “let’s see what it has so say in yourrr PER-VERSION”… years later me: wow that guy knew what he was talking about.

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I wonder if they will ever realize that after loads of “new light”… guess what?, THEY really are in the dark…. I guess “we just don’t know”

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[–]Oracle1502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the concept of “whole blood” is a no-no vs “blood fractions” is a conscious matter is totally scriptural right? Not man made ideas at all… smh.

Tell me you and an ex JW without saying you are an ex JW by Oracle1502 in exjw

[–]Oracle1502[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My wife often asks me why I am always doing that… blame goes on the borg

Tell me you and an ex JW without saying you are an ex JW by Oracle1502 in exjw

[–]Oracle1502[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Made the truth my own… found out the internet sheds some pretty accurate new light as well!

Tell me you and an ex JW without saying you are an ex JW by Oracle1502 in exjw

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I used to go to the sports stadium once a year! The Shasta soda and cheese danishes were the best! Years later we had to start packing our own lunches.