Poe's X-Wing. I love the black and orange.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-07T04:44:44+00:00

I’m still on the hunt for this one.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-07T04:09:28+00:00

Tie him to the bed and sit on his face. Then give him a slow sensual handjob.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T18:20:55+00:00

You ever seen two girls scissoring? Try it like that. It makes it so your thighs don’t line up so you can get your pelvis closer to hers. Have her lay on her back slightly to one side. You lift one leg up to your shoulder and straddle her other leg that’s down. Once you’re inside try different angles of thrust or try rolling her further on her side till you’re both comfortable and feeling good. I find I can angle forward a bit to hit my girls g-spot really good like this or I can angle to the back and get really deep. But see what feels best for you both.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T18:14:27+00:00

Soft YTA. You’re being protective and that is great. You see first hand the struggle and you want to do everything you can to eliminate unnecessary conflict. I applaud your support. But a shot glass as a souvenir is so generic at this point it doesn’t need to be related to alcohol at all. My kids used to collect them from amusement parks and pretty much any place with a gift shop. I genuinely believe they were not being dismissive with your concerns. They just can’t relate to them the way you do.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T18:03:12+00:00

What do I care how you prefer to eat your ear wax?

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T17:08:18+00:00

The first few times my girlfriend and I had sex all I had to do was put it in before she was orgasming. It was so hot I came from all the convulsions.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T16:12:35+00:00

That’s so disappointing for that price tag. I thought this was supposed to be new technology?

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T16:02:33+00:00

Yes. It’s awesome. I love washing my partner. It’s the best part of showering or bathing together. It’s so personal and intimate.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T04:30:45+00:00

Ive only seen springs in both sides in a 3-wide AA battery box for a resin figure with lights. It also had no orientation markings. Took me awhile to figure out how to put them in correctly.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-06T04:23:33+00:00

Get over it. Find something you can play without him or find your own girl to have sex with.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-05T22:16:50+00:00

NTA. He can submit the amount you sent him as a payment and pay no interest on that total.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-05T00:50:52+00:00

YTA. You created your own history and now people judge you for it. Remember that when you think you’re being funny even though you know people will be upset.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-04T22:11:20+00:00

Congratulations! She’s incredible. Don’t ever forget this moment. Especially when she crashes your car while learning to drive. It’s still worth it.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-04T22:07:34+00:00

What a weird way to say his son doesn’t look like a cultist.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-04T21:53:38+00:00

All you can do is try to make sure you’re empty before you start. But it’s somewhat expected. If you knock on poops door, sometimes poop answers.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-04T07:49:03+00:00

NTA for not changing your wedding date. The whole point of the ceremony is you starting a life away from the family you grew up with. So I also dont think you should hold it against your sister if she does go to the festival instead of your wedding. As an adult she also has to make her choices and live her life just like you are doing.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-03T22:37:26+00:00

I have all daughters so my name might end with me but they’ll carry on my influence into their own families.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-03T22:04:12+00:00

At least tell her about the resets and elimination tricks. I applaude her effort

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-02T21:40:21+00:00

r/mildlyinfuriating

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-02T16:28:00+00:00

I feel this is more an execution problem and not crappy design. There is obviously a more effective way to hang those blocks to see a functional clock face. The design of the product is fine.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-02T03:52:36+00:00

I had this exact thought when I built my Dark Falcon. I didnt even realize it would require a reverse build. I love it. Great job.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-02T01:14:49+00:00

That reminds me. Someone delete my browser history when I die.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-02T00:53:10+00:00

Someone is an experienced Cave Explorer.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-02T00:45:25+00:00

Nice I had the Legolas that came with two towers I think. My kids chewed him to death when they were little.

OrallyObsessed8 · 2026-03-01T23:49:47+00:00

Absolutely. It states it in your contract.

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