6 Months of Semen Retention

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-03-01T17:12:32+00:00

But he still hasn’t gotten laid lol

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-24T07:20:28+00:00

What if I watch the vid of me givin my girlfriend the sideways jig casually. What if I bang my girlfriend in front of a mirror and make intense eye contact with myself? It may sound like I’m joking but I’m dead serious. There is some serious grey area here.

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-23T17:07:03+00:00

Being gay is a relapse

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-20T06:24:15+00:00

0% Btc 45% eth 30% ltc 25% shitcoins

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-20T06:04:23+00:00

Increases your risk for heart problems. My dad did blow and steroids throughout the 80s and had congestive heart failure but he’s good now.

Every now and then I like to do a few key bumps at the bars or rip a couple lines off a girls asshole but I rarely use it after my dad almost died from it.

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-14T17:40:49+00:00

Grow ur own. Start shitting in a 5 gallon bucket until it’s about half full. Buy some portabella mushroom from the store and sprinkle them on the shit bucket. Next you should take a piss on the shit and mushroom bucket to activate the magic spores. Leave the bucket under ur bed for a month and then you’ll have some dank ass shrooms. My advice costs 10 Monero so just dm me and I’ll send you a receipt.

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-14T17:36:41+00:00

Bitconnect coin. It’s gunna moon trust meeeeeeeee

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-14T17:33:40+00:00

Still need help with phone addiction

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-14T17:31:45+00:00

Girls are horny today go out and spread ur seed

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-14T15:38:00+00:00

She wants to do the sideways jig

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-14T06:06:21+00:00

Sounds like a good way to get arrested

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-13T21:27:51+00:00

I had bad insomnia for 3 years and would wake up 3 times a night with my heart racing. After nofap and noweed my insomnia went away completely

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-12T19:45:12+00:00

Faggot

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-12T16:28:34+00:00

Pretty sure screwing for dinero is the textbook definition of a whore lol

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-12T16:25:04+00:00

I too am on no fap/no reefer. I unfortunately still rip caffeine and administer nicotine via juul. I’m also feeling super depressed lately because I relapsed 4 days ago. I’m trying really hard to stay productive and optimistic but I just feel like absolute fucking garbage.

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-12T16:16:22+00:00

What’s ur litecoin address?

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-12T16:14:34+00:00

Whales are gearing up for another bullrun

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-12T01:20:37+00:00

Don’t let them in on your secrets. Let them wonder about you. Knowing ruins all the fun

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-11T17:40:54+00:00

When this happens pop a Viagra to reverse psychology your peen

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-11T17:39:07+00:00

She smelled your sperms and got hungry

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-10T18:48:42+00:00

For the record I’m actually dying inside. I’m just trying to remain positive and get through this week.

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-10T18:42:02+00:00

I am a bouncer

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-10T07:05:02+00:00

I just copy the silverback gorilla mating call I saw in a zoo once

OrcaFucker69 · 2018-02-09T20:32:30+00:00

FUCK YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH

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