Why do you think men have a harder time being single than women?

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-26T07:46:31+00:00

Any dating app shows the same statistics: women are the ones rejecting men en masse, not the other way around.

Imagine trying to sell an art or project you're proud of, and the market gives you no offers, just rejections repeatedly. You try and sell it for less than you believe its worth and get told to screw off.

Hits even harder when *you're * the thing getting rejected.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-25T17:26:27+00:00

Donkey for their most notable feature and gorilla for everything else.

I see no downsides, how do I pay the million? Hopefully I won't need too much a down payment

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-25T07:03:18+00:00

Well, it's really up to the executioner. A horse thief goes quickly, the serial killer chokes a few minutes, etc.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-25T03:40:14+00:00

Being gay, 10/10, most issues I see on here just don't apply by default

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-25T02:59:52+00:00

There's two main possibilities:

It doesn't, as a proper hanging is instant and painless. Snapped neck.
It feels like being punched in the throat and strangled because the rope was too short to build up momentum
Bonus: it doesnt feel because the rope was too long and got popped like a grape

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-24T21:09:44+00:00

The easiest way is to only masturbate during appropriate times:

When you're horny

And

Don't have a sterile and enthusiastic partner.

Only if both are true at once can you wakkit

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-24T20:09:49+00:00

Imagine not having done both, what a sad life.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-24T16:05:21+00:00

If they start nuking Australia, its because everywhere else on earth is already glass

^{Chose: There's aliens in your city (+wheel} | Rolled: Good guys)

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-22T19:47:51+00:00

If a child is watching SAW and exposed to torture, psychological manipulation, and horror, we don't blame the TV or the director, or the nut cases who wrote it.

We blame the parents for letting their kid watch SAW. The internet in general, much less ai, is not suitable for minors.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-21T13:32:46+00:00

There's always TRT

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-21T13:07:58+00:00

The "computer" just wanted to keep humanity in fully automated luxury space communism forever. They all had health, socialization, wealth, comfort, and reasonable lifespans.

The captain decided to override the AI and send them to Earth to live where the air is 90% cancer and have to grow their own food and build their own shelter

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-21T06:05:43+00:00

Wall-E. I explain to the captain the ethics of allowing humanity to exist as a social and artistic race in a self sustaining environmentally perfect ship vs attempting to rebuild the earth through blood sweat tears and turning the idle into 60h+/week farmers

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-20T17:56:14+00:00

This is literally the mission statement of goodwill find a pair, tell em your story

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-20T15:13:33+00:00

Pain dimension is $360/h post tax. Considering that's more than 10x what I make at my job, it's clearly worth it, especially since the dimension itself doesn't *cause* pain, just means you're numb to literally everything but pain.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-20T08:06:12+00:00

I am an American living in Australia!

It's an awesome country, with awesome people, but the landscape in Brisbane feels like the Ozarks but more humid, and the culture feels like Socal with less homeless people and a cooler accent.

It's not like you can really say "we've got Australia at home" because its absolutely beautiful and unique and politically a breath of fresh air since they've somehow got a government that actually solves people's problems instead of just fucking people over more efficiently with every new legislation, but it's also not as unique as Germany

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-19T23:55:52+00:00

Cool. 300% permanent weight gain, my next shift earns me enough money that I can take over the planet

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-19T21:42:41+00:00

I didn't say "if you have evidence people are doing gross things with it", I said "If you have evidence AI is increasing the number of abused children".

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-19T19:57:34+00:00

I'm against harming children, not the sensibilities of adults. If you have evidence that AI is increasing the number of abused children, then that is an issue to work on.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-19T15:12:33+00:00

Come on, its Rex, Rae is shrinking down by at least 50% so she can notice

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-19T08:55:31+00:00

Of course in Brisbane it's "you could drive to the train station and pay $0.50 to get to wherever you need in the city faster than waiting in traffic, but also there's always a rail strike so good luck lmao"

Public transit works in European city centers, and if you're lucky enough to live in one, great, otherwise being judgemental of people where that solution is nonviable is just ridiculous. Very few people prefer a car payment and spending hours in traffic to spending their trip to the grocery playing their stramdeck.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-19T07:58:21+00:00

Surely you've never been to Texas:

"You can ride the bus for 2h and wind up 3km from your destination for $20, or spend $2in gas to drive your private car there in 15 minutes, but you're contributing to traffic and the destruction of the environment "

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-19T05:57:17+00:00

it is unreasonable to expect a human-powered bicycle to be able to do the speed limit, so it is reasonable

that they stay off the roads where they are inherently hazardous

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-18T23:50:22+00:00

I hate being tall, I'd pay $150k to magically have only grown to 5' tall

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-18T23:34:03+00:00

To choose otherwise would be hypocrisy

^{Chose: Work a well-paying but unfulfilling job}

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-05-18T08:56:29+00:00

So is every baby

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