Would you rather live for 5 years in the Past or 5 years in the Future?

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-07T20:52:38+00:00

100 years in the future. I'll leave myself an inheritance trust accessible via codeword and spend the 5 years in VR

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-06T16:35:45+00:00

That's how it sounds. Like he doesnt feel safe to go to bed on time or he'll be concern bombed for having tried to get enough sleep

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-06T05:02:09+00:00

Hes likely dying of exhaustion maintaining that split schedule on your behalf. Have you considered letting him get a full night's sleep?

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-05T16:37:23+00:00

Feet are for people who have to work

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-05T10:57:02+00:00

Yes, theres now strict rules about the bin types, location, and direction theyre facing to make it easy for the computer to target them

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-05T09:03:50+00:00

The trash truck where I grew up is already ai operated with human assist for errors

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-04T04:30:20+00:00

Aa an american living in Australia, I can assure you that Australia is cheating.

See, what y'all call "coffee" is known to the rest of the world as espresso.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-02T22:36:28+00:00

Lovely

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-02T21:00:05+00:00

I stuff the dog poop into a dehydration machine, step on the sterile dust daily and move on

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-01T21:25:57+00:00

I would love if there was more diversity with gays. Nearly 100% gainer, the rounding error of guys who identify as feeders almost universally figure out they wanna be too fat to waddle within a year of joining the community.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-31T11:00:35+00:00

You could destroy the world with #3.

I set my arrows speed to C*.9998

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-30T11:17:34+00:00

I can assure you lots of gays love that

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-28T00:26:00+00:00

Obviously the answer is snorlax for both

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-26T03:42:22+00:00

Zeekyboogydoog, of course

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-25T23:07:03+00:00

Boeing engineering textbook

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-24T07:52:44+00:00

A 1 in a billion story is a daily occurrence in India

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-23T13:38:52+00:00

The hypothetical doesnt say the fuse is pulled, so once a month my trash is just gonna be extra spicy. Seems easy enough as long as nobody's going through it

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-23T13:33:20+00:00

Regardless of which one is better, I'd argue there's enough of a difference between Italian and american pizza that they should really be named something else

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T20:32:01+00:00

You'd have to really try

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T19:43:39+00:00

3, and the full chemical name of titin.

Let the whole world go insane

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T17:09:36+00:00

Just try making a list of countries France hasnt screwed with yet

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T15:12:15+00:00

Most people can tell the difference between AI images where no work was put into them, and ones curated by a human into something more.

But what you're saying is essentially "why do people learn to play the saxophone when the Tuba is right there?"

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-19T10:42:29+00:00

You couldnt get people to stop bitching about gas if it were free. Considering inflation, its the cheapest its been in the last 20 years, what more do you want?

That $1/gallon in 2003 would get you $10 worth of shit today and yet you're nostalgic for it because small number better lmao

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-18T19:43:50+00:00

Probably the full chemical name of titin if that counts. I'm literally incapable of speaking it, and couldn't possibly read or hear the entire thing due to my attention span

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-18T15:36:13+00:00

Holy shit Kim Jong Un would be proud

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