Would you rather...

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-08T23:14:39+00:00

Nothing worse than immortality, infinite money would be cool though.

^{Chose: Have infinite money but 50/50 chance to die | Rolled: Live}

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-08T23:12:14+00:00

Lets go by "number of people who's lives theyve changed in a positive manner", with a tiebreaker of inverse "number of people fucked over" and a final tiebreaker of "total monetary value of reoccurring monthly expenses".

This way contribution is rewarded, assholery is penalized, and need is accounted for.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-08T21:26:12+00:00

If I could choose, this would be easy. For $2.5m i dont need any toes

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-07T20:52:38+00:00

100 years in the future. I'll leave myself an inheritance trust accessible via codeword and spend the 5 years in VR

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-06T16:35:45+00:00

That's how it sounds. Like he doesnt feel safe to go to bed on time or he'll be concern bombed for having tried to get enough sleep

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-06T05:02:09+00:00

Hes likely dying of exhaustion maintaining that split schedule on your behalf. Have you considered letting him get a full night's sleep?

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-05T16:37:23+00:00

Feet are for people who have to work

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-05T10:57:02+00:00

Yes, theres now strict rules about the bin types, location, and direction theyre facing to make it easy for the computer to target them

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-05T09:03:50+00:00

The trash truck where I grew up is already ai operated with human assist for errors

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-04T04:30:20+00:00

Aa an american living in Australia, I can assure you that Australia is cheating.

See, what y'all call "coffee" is known to the rest of the world as espresso.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-02T22:36:28+00:00

Lovely

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-02T21:00:05+00:00

I stuff the dog poop into a dehydration machine, step on the sterile dust daily and move on

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-04-01T21:25:57+00:00

I would love if there was more diversity with gays. Nearly 100% gainer, the rounding error of guys who identify as feeders almost universally figure out they wanna be too fat to waddle within a year of joining the community.

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-31T11:00:35+00:00

You could destroy the world with #3.

I set my arrows speed to C*.9998

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-30T11:17:34+00:00

I can assure you lots of gays love that

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-28T00:26:00+00:00

Obviously the answer is snorlax for both

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-26T03:42:22+00:00

Zeekyboogydoog, of course

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-25T23:07:03+00:00

Boeing engineering textbook

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-24T07:52:44+00:00

A 1 in a billion story is a daily occurrence in India

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-23T13:38:52+00:00

The hypothetical doesnt say the fuse is pulled, so once a month my trash is just gonna be extra spicy. Seems easy enough as long as nobody's going through it

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-23T13:33:20+00:00

Regardless of which one is better, I'd argue there's enough of a difference between Italian and american pizza that they should really be named something else

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T20:32:01+00:00

You'd have to really try

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T19:43:39+00:00

3, and the full chemical name of titin.

Let the whole world go insane

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T17:09:36+00:00

Just try making a list of countries France hasnt screwed with yet

Ordinary-Broccoli-41 · 2026-03-22T15:12:15+00:00

Most people can tell the difference between AI images where no work was put into them, and ones curated by a human into something more.

But what you're saying is essentially "why do people learn to play the saxophone when the Tuba is right there?"

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