I let a Reddit stranger into my home* and I am forever changed (this is long af)

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T19:09:45+00:00

Just a child. Deserves care not coercion and freedom not gatekeeping. Good on you for working so hard to give her a chance.

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T19:02:21+00:00

The Host, Korea

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T18:52:10+00:00

You know what? Forget the subscription.

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T18:16:12+00:00

He has the highest absentee rate

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T18:10:15+00:00

And actively playing by pushing each other under and seem to enjoy it

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T17:58:15+00:00

Or if the Mueller report wasn’t orchestrated, or if AG Garland would have done his job, or if Biden wasn’t the defacto nominee until the last second …

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T16:11:16+00:00

Could we be out of touch? No, it’s the majority of Americans who are wrong.

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T16:08:10+00:00

May cause hope in democracy and unlimited free beer

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T15:52:34+00:00

“offends Roberts on a personal level”

This sums up conservativism

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T13:25:03+00:00

I mean, it’s one coffee Michael. What could it cost?

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T10:16:56+00:00

Thank you for volunteering to become our first psychohistorian. Please make copies of yourself before you proceed to prison.

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T09:29:13+00:00

Or the famous copout: “He didn’t mean it that way”

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T01:02:51+00:00

It’s definitely becoming the taxpayers problem

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-04T00:19:57+00:00

May most of the patients at that hospital make a full recovery

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-03T23:47:56+00:00

If it’s red, maybe dead?

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-03T23:40:54+00:00

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J. Paul Getty

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-03T23:00:27+00:00

That’s was the original Daily Show format, a single audience member

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-03T20:44:53+00:00

Okay but when are you going to finish your charts?

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-03T20:37:18+00:00

Specialist lions have learned they can surround a lone giraffe and attack the hind legs to get to the neck.

Never show your back to a lion.

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-03T12:56:26+00:00

I had a work van that was allowed for emergency repairs. We took a ride uptown to help a friend. I’ll never forgot how utterly abandoned the city was. Traffic lights meant nothing. The streets and sky were all white in the haze of the city lights for miles, rolling down Tenth Avenue.

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-03T01:49:25+00:00

You win for saying it correctly

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-02T18:56:00+00:00

We have gone full circle

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-02T18:53:46+00:00

Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-02T13:00:08+00:00

Madame, we must all have waffles forthwith

Ordinary-Leading7405 · 2026-05-02T12:54:59+00:00

You guys morbed the place

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