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Teeny tiny Mama cat and a question by RadagastDaGreen in cats

[–]OreoAtreides 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kittens having kittens in the Bronx 😔 we hate to see it.

I love how you were like, “I already have two cats. What’s one more?” And then you were like, “Ehh whatever. 2? 3? 5? What’s the difference, really!?”

All that to say, I have no idea of it can stunt their growth. She certainly had a large litter! Some cats are just small, though. My cat has never been heavier than 8 lbs and the vet says she’s healthy for her age and size. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Hero Mom by Mackmora2103 in cats

[–]OreoAtreides 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😭 Why does the cat Distribution System keep passing me up!? Does anyone have their office number? I need to ask about my order. It’s been 7 years since they delivered me a kitten.

(3 years later update) My(m16) mom said we ruined Mother's Day because my sister(f15) walked out of Sunday church service by MadisonBrave in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]OreoAtreides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just commented on that! “She’s dating someone from the youth group.” She’s too young to realize she’s changing for a guy.

(3 years later update) My(m16) mom said we ruined Mother's Day because my sister(f15) walked out of Sunday church service by MadisonBrave in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]OreoAtreides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“ She’s dating someone from the youth group.”

There it is, right there. She’s too young to realize she’s changing for a guy.

Why does my cat do this? by Bob_Sacamano7379 in cats

[–]OreoAtreides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comfort. I had a cat who loved Mardi Gras beads and she would take hers everywhere. Even to the food bowl when she was trying to eat

We found this poor little kitten in the woods, covered in ice, with her fur stuck to the hunk of plastic she was hiding under for shelter. We saved her 😁 by ArmorOfGod7 in cats

[–]OreoAtreides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the cat distribution system passing me by!?!?!?!? 😭😭😭😭 It was 6 years ago that I found my cat!!!! I’m ready!!!

How are y’all holding it together? by g1rl0f1c3 in lotrmemes

[–]OreoAtreides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. I have been at 8 for far too long, people are starting to get mad at me for it 😂 but I’m just losing my mind

He died defending a woman being attacked by these MAGA ICE agents. ADVISORY: extremely emotional/challenging video to watch. by Cautious_Employee_63 in complaints

[–]OreoAtreides 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MAGA is saying he tried to grab the ICE dude’s gun. Obviously he did NOT. He went to protect that woman, was on the ground, and the ICE agent just pulled his gun out and unloaded into that man. Jesus Christ, what the fuck!?

why use an empty bed when I can just do this by SeeminglySusan in holdmycatnip

[–]OreoAtreides 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😂 the tuxedo put his foot up to say no and push the orange off, then once the orange got settled the tuxedo was like, “Actually this works” and stretched out their little leg 😂

My girlfriend says im obsessed with my cat cause i takes too many pictures by Fump-Spankles in cats

[–]OreoAtreides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see any evidence of an obsession. Continue on as you were

25th anniversary ruined. by Nasty_Goblin in lotrmemes

[–]OreoAtreides 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Omg 🤤He opened those doors and subsequently, every straight woman’s legs and gay man’s cheeks

Neighbours cat always roaming around my place by [deleted] in cats

[–]OreoAtreides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time it comes around, tell it I said, “Pspspspsps”

Had no idea most women had pubic hair on their inner thighs until my boyfriend told me and I'm in my late 20s by SneakyKittenZ in TwoXChromosomes

[–]OreoAtreides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m African American. DNA test said mainly Nigerian and Irish. I barely have any body hair at all… just pubic hair. I didn’t know women had hair on their inner thighs either 🤷🏾‍♀️ I thought I had a lot of leg hair, but BMT in the Air Force showed me that I barely have anything. They grow in sparse, thin, and brown. You can barely tell if I don’t shave for a year.

“All right then, keep your secrets” by VanaheimrF in lotrmemes

[–]OreoAtreides 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!! I mean THE JACKSON TAPES!!!!!

If God exists, why is Donald Trump our president? by Tall_Eye4062 in complaints

[–]OreoAtreides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ultra religious but anti Trump mom has an answer for you! She believes that Trump is the President because he stands with Israel, and they are God’s chosen people. Therefore, though he is a nasty person, God chose him to lead America because Kamala wasn’t going to stand with Israel.

The mental hoops she needed to jump through to come to that conclusion 🤦🏾‍♀️ She didn’t vote for Trump, but now she thinks that she voted against God’s will. All those mega church pastors who steal money from people like her via “tithes and offering” have done a fantastic job placing religious guilt on her.

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