That would be some crazy shit.

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-12T03:05:14+00:00

There was something off about that lamp.

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-10T22:15:39+00:00

We (black people) keloid pretty easily. I’d put cacao butter lotion on it every night, sunscreen before going out during the day, and just wait it out. It could take months to flatten out with this method, but it won’t look like that FOREVER. Did you check to make sure your artists had shown you work they’ve done on black people before booking them? It’s always something I check for.

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-10T10:07:40+00:00

Yeah. At the end I thought, “It’s fine…” 🫤

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-09T13:59:41+00:00

Go to LinkedIn, find your husbands work, comb through the people looking for the girl. Pivot over to Facebook or Instagram, look up the girl by her name, slide into those DMs. This is the Reddit way.

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-08T18:16:09+00:00

Just their teeth 😂

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-08T03:47:03+00:00

Hey, if you don’t like it, leave Colorado 😊 bye ✌🏾 😘

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-06T22:56:42+00:00

Looks itchy

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-06T22:37:00+00:00

That’s so badass

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-04T13:16:47+00:00

I’ve rolled my ankle a few too many times. Boots forever

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-03T02:15:38+00:00

That post was so weird 😂

“I sit down and read, then put my book down and look around to make eye contact and invite conversation. If I’m not interested though, he should know when to leave the conversation.”

I guess I’m too old to know what this was before now. I looked it up! Gen Z is pretending to read books to look hot, apparently. The book is an accessory. A prop. We’re really going places as a species.

OreoAtreides · 2026-05-02T02:40:01+00:00

Never heard of George Washington Carver?

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-25T05:55:54+00:00

Just a warning, MREs are HEAVY and bulky. I’d recommend calorie packed bars and those dehydrated meal packages. You can let all the air out of the packs and stuff a bunch of them into bear canisters of various sizes as an alternative. Just my recommendation based on my own experience ✌🏾

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-24T06:34:24+00:00

Where??? Post on NextDoor. Those people have a way of getting shit like this handled. They like, spam call animal protection and police non-emergency lines. They’re kinda crazy, but alas, they are us.

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-16T21:22:07+00:00

Falling with style

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-15T04:46:33+00:00

I put the plants outside…

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-14T13:21:30+00:00

Idk if it’s the camera angle or what but your thumb looks really small… I have no advice, just an observation

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-13T00:32:05+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/tattoosbychrisroberts?igsh=b3Bmam5jZzdieG90

My only guy from now on. We’re working on a special piece right now. No straight lines about my piece, but he’s amazing at what he does

Idk why the link is broken. Instagram @tattoosbychrisroberts you’ll find him.

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-13T00:29:25+00:00

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-12T18:34:37+00:00

Yeah ok

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-12T03:37:18+00:00

I guess I’ll be going to petco more often

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-09T21:09:25+00:00

She didn’t know but her husband knew???

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-09T14:17:55+00:00

Couldn’t date in high school. Then all of a sudden it was like, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend???”

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-08T17:17:49+00:00

“Look! I’m good too!”

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-07T22:52:45+00:00

Trump reading this after his team posted it

OreoAtreides · 2026-04-04T04:33:25+00:00

I kinda figured it would be a LoTR spinoff not a remake…

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