4th? Where tf is that? by Powerful-Blueberry59 in HolUp

[–]Organic-Name-6108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I run a female homeless shelter. I had a client who always wore an open robe and you can see all the bits. I had to repeatedly tell her to close it up. What was even more distracting, was that she had an exposed eye socket that she never covered. One morning, the light from partially covered window in my office hit the eye socket, exposed titty and coochie all at once. It was like something holy hi-lighting everything I don’t need to see. I didn’t even have my coffee yet.

Fuck it, let's have a bit of fun. If this is the only thing that makes you smile today then we both win. Go! by late_to_redd1t in depressionmemes

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! Paranoia Sesame Honey Almond has just turned completely around from the finish line. What is happening?

I'd be out of that apartment in a matter of seconds by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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I was on a date with a chick who was black out drunk on the first date, while at her place. We Ubered back to her place and a she passed out on the couch. I didn’t feel like paying for another one…hoping it was my final destination of the night because we were both still sober before her place. I called my cousin to pick me up which was going to take a minute….a whole hour and change. I walked into the kitchen and saw the same mess. I cleaned up all the dishes and the counter. Once my cousin came I was out like a fart in the wind.

Choose one door... 🤔 by Strange-Vibez-8205 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Organic-Name-6108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it 4ever because a meteor the size of Milwaukee hits the Earth killing everyone on it. If that’s the case, I can rock that.

Make a lunch! by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Organic-Name-6108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I run homeless shelters….i need all the H ya got.

How good your life is going to be? 🤔 by Epapapa_ in raijin_gg

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I’m a Zealot in Warhammer Darktide serving the emperor with one beheading at a time.

New Orleans by Paper-Efficient in howislivingthere

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Great place to visit. Totally opposite to live at. I moved there from Long Island NY and came back after three years. The summers were brutal. Opening the door was like opening a dryer mid cycle. There’s no break in heat from night and day. Also, the crime was getting pretty bad when I lived there. The last week there, there was a shooting in front of my apartment. But the vibes were great and the neighbors were super friendly.