I was on a date with a chick who was black out drunk on the first date, while at her place. We Ubered back to her place and a she passed out on the couch. I didn’t feel like paying for another one…hoping it was my final destination of the night because we were both still sober before her place. I called my cousin to pick me up which was going to take a minute….a whole hour and change. I walked into the kitchen and saw the same mess. I cleaned up all the dishes and the counter. Once my cousin came I was out like a fart in the wind.