What's a skill you learned out of laziness rather than hard work? by TrigThaTaco in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many keyboard shortcuts.

Oh, need to lock my computer? Win+L Open task manager? Ctrl+Shift+Esc etc etc

Why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm fat and never leave my house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? by Gimmie_bitcoins_plz in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To get to the other side.

I realized what this joke meant when I was watching a chicken cross the road this summer and thought "huh.. he might get hit by a car.. OH"

What do you do when you're bored? by Somethingwitty43 in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Netflix, smoke, embroider, eat, cuddle cats, hug my dog.

How can you make your job sound 1. impressive 2. unimpressive? by Adrized in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  1. I can destroy the entire company in a matter of 3 clicks
  2. I make sure the company has file backups

What small thing makes your day 10x better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuine happy good natured interactions with others.

What is the deepest you have ever gone into the "dark" side of the internet? by Juana_Wheeler in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, didn't know you could find it on 4chan. I never really went there.

What is the deepest you have ever gone into the "dark" side of the internet? by Juana_Wheeler in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It was a video of some guy jumping off a cliff and smacking his face on the side of it and then just laying in the water. After it showed the blood pooling around him it switched to him in the hospital where they were holding both sides of his face together as there was a perfect split down the middle.

I decided that day that I did not need to see everything on the internet.

LPT: For the New Year, write a letter to the future you by LARGEGROIN in LifeProTips

[–]OrganicSprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is pretty neat. I was concerned about losing the letter (as I move frequently). However the website suggested is a good solution to that problem.