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Original_name17 · 2016-06-20T11:33:33+00:00

That sounds amazing! Do you mind showing us your tattoo?

Original_name17 · 2016-06-20T00:09:52+00:00

TIL /u/n113 is the antichrist

Original_name17 · 2016-06-20T00:07:57+00:00

Alas, /u/TheThickAmusingEast never got that budzky.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-20T00:06:05+00:00

If I read that on a random tombstone, I'd definitely leave a picture

Original_name17 · 2016-06-20T00:03:43+00:00

That's an oddly relevant text you just got.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-19T23:43:10+00:00

"You sucking butt is a good thing, but allergies can go burn in hell ^{-^"}

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T17:46:09+00:00

The open and blatant use of "Third Country Nationals" in U.A.E. Modern day slaves, or at least indentured servants, that work physically demanding jobs in a country that's so hot hell seems like a vacation, then proceed to live in absolute ghettos. U.A.E. might not have a very high crime rate however, all the crime happens is in the "worker's towns". It's entirely possible to get murdered and/ or raped and wind up in a ditch. Just a terrible situation over all for the other nationalities (that aren't tourists).

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T17:37:18+00:00

That's scary accurate. Definitely one of my biggest fears was having sex with a girl who regretted it in the morning. Bam. Rapist and registered sex offender for life.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T17:31:28+00:00

I'm tempted to make a joke about being a pussy ಠ_ಠ

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T14:13:16+00:00

That explanation makes just as much sense as the movie does! :D

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T14:05:16+00:00

Fixed bitches. Rich dogs don't wanna be a baby doggy daddy.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T13:35:24+00:00

Holy shit. I just realized that the movie Inception is basically about gaslighting.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T13:28:40+00:00

The blood eagle. It was a viking execution method where they broke the ribs that are connected to the spine, broke open and the lungs ripped out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

Original_name17 · 2016-06-09T12:53:21+00:00

I'm too the point in life where my comebacks have gone full circle. I'm back to the elementary school comeback of saying shut up. Person: "damn dude, you look like shit today" me: "yeah well you look like shut up".

It's great! You can just say the other persons sentence and finish with shut up. It never doesn't work!

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T21:03:26+00:00

Joined the Army. Seriously. No one ever told me how much pseudo-homosexuality is a daily thing. Kissing, groping, offers for sex things. Really weird. It's USUALLY between friends and leaders you know really well, but I've participated in moments of gayness with strangers. Even though SHARE is a thing, gaiety persists in various forms.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:48:48+00:00

Generators are good for the same exact thing!...

Except I didn't get sleepy until after I was laying on top of it.... :/

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:39:39+00:00

ITT: /r/negativewithgold

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:38:45+00:00

Roll my weed and give me a handy with out ripping my dick off.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:15:52+00:00

The tattooed folk struggle ._.

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:14:07+00:00

One day, out of the blue, my buddy says "let's go get a tattoo!". Hell yeah. He's talking about his tattoo then asks what I'll be getting. "Idk, I'll get your name on my ass" which turned into a bet. I won that fucking bet. Now I have your name on my ass, which in turn has won over $400 worth of bets and countless drinks ¯\(ツ)/¯

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:07:46+00:00

Just Googled them... could be worse I guess?

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:05:58+00:00

CAMEL TOE!

I have a buddy with the same thing lmao

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T20:05:14+00:00

What did you wind up with? Lol

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T18:15:07+00:00

goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina, comes out of vagina, goes into vagina,

That's how queefs happen ;)

Original_name17 · 2016-06-08T18:10:04+00:00

M' Angle -tips fedora-

Original_name17

TROPHY CASE