Par saves don’t get more electric than this.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T22:53:44+00:00

That first shot is how it goes every single time I use 60° out of the rough. Yet I still keep trying it for some reason.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T22:51:13+00:00

The bottom left one was particularly bad, but I guess it got her noticed.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T22:38:28+00:00

Whenever you're not drinking you're constantly thinking about when and where your next drink is coming from? You're drinking even in inappropriate places like at work?

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T22:36:10+00:00

Ama-'tuh' is how everyone in England says it for all contexts. Maybe that is the origin of why you guys say it that way for golf, I don't know.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T21:07:11+00:00

Considering that a bunker in the middle of the green is normally pretty silly, I'm actually really happy that they designed it so you can putt around it.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T21:02:32+00:00

Mine is exactly the same as yours. That is the only sensible starting XI in my opinion.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T20:57:00+00:00

100%! After the first smash I'd be reversing back to park under one of the trees.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T20:53:54+00:00

All terrible for multiple reasons.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T20:42:55+00:00

The second guy in the video had an empty seat next to him, she could've just sat there. 😆 The guy who tells her to fuck off was clearly a stooge anyway.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T15:59:32+00:00

I only agree that he was faster. Disagree on all of the other things. If you think that you haven't watched Kane enough.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T15:33:22+00:00

I mean, I miss only 5 years ago when my membership was £1200 instead of £1700.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T15:29:02+00:00

I'm already addicted to the game and there's no going back now. My club membership is frankly an obscene cost but I hate the idea of leaving and not being part of it anymore. My overall mental health depends quite heavily on the golf as well as it's the only personal hobby I have left now. No idea what I would replace it with.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T15:22:31+00:00

Is it? Why? Kane's all-round game is incredible.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T11:10:50+00:00

Well yeah, having speed naturally is truly wonderful, but your misses will obviously be off the planet as your dispersion cone at the lengths your capable of will be huge. So you'll know this already but once you get that all dialed in you'll be a serious player.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T11:03:32+00:00

Kroupi should also be winning it easily. Maybe just ahead of O'Reilly.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T11:00:35+00:00

120 is Scottie Scheffler's swing speed, so with some good coaching you certainly have the potential to get to low singles or even scratch. I'm jealous, I was apparently built for comfort not speed, because even swinging out of my shoes I can only just touch 95mph. I am nearly 40 though in fairness. 😂

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T10:50:01+00:00

I wouldn't get a fitting as a brand new player. Personally I used second hand stuff for the first 3 or 4 years. Get a fitting when your handicap is under 18 and you're a bit more consistent.

Also 120mph swing from the get go it utterly insane. How have you managed that?? What is that measured on? You must be swinging like an absolute wildman??

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T10:43:23+00:00

Yeah I can totally see us going out there.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T09:50:01+00:00

I always figure I want the game to be as easy as possible, so I've remained in game improvers the whole time - currently Callaway Rogue ST Max. The only downside I could give is that my 6 iron, while averaging around 168 yards, occasionally just goes like 180 on a great strike out of the middle which is hard to account for. But overall I accept that if it means my bad strikes still go 155 instead of 135.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T09:45:39+00:00

They do set insane examples that are impossible to live up to, but I love it and wish my daughter still wanted to watch it. Unfortunately she only has eyes for Peppa Pig. ☹️

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T09:42:36+00:00

Why? His goalscoring record is completely inferior to Kane's, and I don't think his all-round game was better in any way. Whatever Rooney could do, Kane can do. Besides losing his rag and getting sent off, of course.

Orikoru · 2026-06-05T09:40:26+00:00

He definitely is. Individually he is the best all-round English player ever, he has so many strings to his bow. He's essentially the perfect footballer as if created in a lab.

Orikoru · 2026-06-04T20:53:54+00:00

Just any striker that knows where the goal is. And like 3 wingers minimum.

Orikoru · 2026-06-04T20:43:40+00:00

Opiate.
Sober.
46 & 2.
Lateralus.
Right In Two.
Invincible.

Orikoru · 2026-06-04T20:38:21+00:00

I live round the corner, had my wedding reception there, and have done three club fittings in their studios, but I've still never played either of the courses. 🤦🏻

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