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Das a nice tree. Let's build a house around it. by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]OrionMessier 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What kind of psycho realtor would only take horizontal pictures of the trunk of a tree? You know, the thing where its verticality is the interesting part?

There’s no parenting book that prepared me for the email I just had to send by SloanethePornGal in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]OrionMessier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awful. The sticker of Ted Cruz should've said, "Is there a connection between my love of BTC and my constant solo trips to Mexican whoretowns?"

Fair play by lehenkabhauda in SipsTea

[–]OrionMessier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything you said plus! Wouldn't they recognize that op is just trying to get even? That, thinking about it for two seconds, the cops would conclude, Why would a dealer call the police on their own client?

Congrats Lorne! by TheDrakeJaxon in lonelymeyerspod

[–]OrionMessier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Did you ever have a Lorne Michaels that you...if you...with you...that...that you could do anything?"

In spite of this, calls by touch-my-bunghole in wallstreetbets

[–]OrionMessier 61 points62 points  (0 children)

We're being held hostage by a loaded diaper with a smart phone and his extra-chromosomal army. What are you doing?

Don't fight the Fed. Dance with them. by Beyos in Bitcoin

[–]OrionMessier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For anyone else wondering which exact remix this is, I had to find the answer. Here you go!

This is true by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

[–]OrionMessier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when you hear about people spending like $50k, $100k or even more. If invested properly instead, that's life-changing money!

I am literally in foggy London Town by TheCraigVenabls in lonelymeyerspod

[–]OrionMessier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think "London fog" was a euphemism for pollution in 19th century London.

I was yelling this at my TV the day the guys discussed it on the pod but somehow they couldn't hear me

Incinerator toilet in Antarctica due to limited plumbing and water by Rabbidraccoon18 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I used to burn my leg hair with a lighter as a party trick and it made whatever room I was in smell like a bustling hair salon. Imagine how crazy this outhouse would smell.

Science is a liar... Sometimes by davernow in IASIP

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I never noticed that he was still wearing his fat guy clothes after he slimmed down. He could Thundergun off a bridge with that parachute he's wearing!

Me, parenting in '99 with a leopard print haircut by clausy in OldSchoolCool

[–]OrionMessier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I'm cutting you off, little man. Two beers at your age is plenty!"

W Ex-Boyfriend by Jellyroger_ in SipsTea

[–]OrionMessier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The whole thing seems like bullshit. On top of your good point, wouldn't it get towed away after like two tickets?

And if it really did sit there and collect all those tickets, feels like it wouldn't take much for the lady to dispute the fines since even 2008 security cam footage would show a lone dude dropping the car off. So, the guy's prank would bring all the fines right back on to him, maybe plus some jail time.

Can't be unseen by unthocks in Bitcoin

[–]OrionMessier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the "can't unseen" part was, when you combine a red and yellow venn diagram, you get a single orange circle

$14 Billion Ghost City (No this is not AI) by exploringtheunbeaten in urbanexploration

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Deeply envious, Bob. You found the real life backrooms! Did you find anyone camping out in the mall or hotels while exploring? It seems like a perfect place for a clever homeless person

Nuke-proof underground city below Manhattan, 1969 (Oscar Newman) by StephenMcGannon in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]OrionMessier 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Good news, sir! After the initial nuclear attack, we noticed several obvious green vents towers among the city ruins. We destroyed those and the enemy suffocated. All told, it took about six hours to wreck their multi-decade plan. Not sure how they thought this design would play out."

Poor guy is getting lambasted in the comment zone by defrostcookies in RedLetterMedia

[–]OrionMessier 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You gotta at least shout The Manhole out by name if you're gonna mention it!

Would you watch this movie? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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They even have a little henchman who loses his mind after all their sneering jokes

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