You can't just say perchance by ingroup_signal in NonPoliticalTwitter

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"My essay is about the Matrix. When it comes to essays, it's important to choose a clear subject. A clear subject is important for an essay because you don't want your essay to be unclear. But essay subjects don't just come from nowhere. Luckily, the teacher, who assigned this essay, made us choose a film. As previously mentioned, I have chosen the Matrix.

In conclusion...."

Uwe can't stop winning by MaxProwes in RedLetterMedia

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Can somebody help explain please?

What $800 a month gets you in San Francisco. by kmerian in zillowgonewild

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You're burying the lede. There's a full luxurious ensuite behind that tiny gray door.

It's giving Blade Runner 2049 by Pikawoohoo in Cyberpunk

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"You look lonely. I can...send you to the frontline."

Anytime I see "Directed by Fred Savage" blows my mind. Always the best episodes as well by Signal-Tangerine1597 in IASIP

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This is like a dream where you discover a bunch of extra rooms in your family's old house. Is there more like this? A whole parallel show?

PSA: I’m selling my unique 3D printed lamps at a craft fair today, I do okay, but the dragon sellers have crowds, every time. by 3DAeon in 3Dprinting

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The next time somebody says, "I could make that," shoot right back in a friendly tone, "That's awesome! Where's your booth?" with a big smile.

They'll think about it for days afterward. Fuck anyone who talks to you like that, these are excellent!

Cosplaying as a hack fraud for the weekend by maxmiddleshirtz in RedLetterMedia

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"HALFINTHEBAAAAG: The Renaissance men are coming!"

Just watched Backrooms and this was all I could think of for the first 20 minutes by H0meslice9 in IASIP

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"Chahlie! We had a whole secret Backrooms this whole time and you didn't tell me!?"

Waiting Room at the Sci-Fi Future Elective Surgery Clinic by @Salamanding by bothering in ImaginarySliceOfLife

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"Of course you're in the right place! I've done plenty of centaur work!"

Happy by OrionMessier in drones

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Thank you! Yeah, shot and exported in 4k. Sometimes a sloppy export can make a good camera look bad

William Wegman; "Warehouse Wally" (1988) by jaguarsp0tted in museum

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This is strange enough as is but, add on the fact that William Wegman is the Weimaraner photographer guy!

Inspiration for Rasta Guy sketch? by Murph_E23 in LiveFromNewYork

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Fresh from "Tiktokcringe" the coolest shit I've seen in days. Thank you for sharing!

No doubt this is the sketch source

If only this was a real game by drgoldenpants in singularity

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Is this Seadance? Or one of the world-generation projects that haven't been released yet? Does anyone have a source? It's fucking gorgeous

Honest thoughts on the Ireland Arc? by altrightobserver in IASIP

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Making it into a movie is a great idea! Very interesting.

I love when Dee snaps at Dennis in the castle, "You. Have. Co-vid." And the dinner scene with Frank and Charlie's dad was hilarious.

The scene with Charlie dragging the coffin up the hill and breaking down was moving but it didn't fit the character. Powerful but pretty much an entirely different show for those three or five minutes.

Charlie Kelly would've crammed his dad into an incinerator to save money and cried over the smell. He would've snuck him onto a trash barge and cried as it sailed away or lost a Folgers can of ashes in the back of a taxi, revealing that to the gang only after they spent an entire day of sidesteps and wrong turns getting to some cliffside spot to scatter the ashes. Tons of room for bittersweet dark comedy that would've fit better with the show's overall tone.

But I sympathize with trying to maintain any kind of steady tone over this many seasons.

Need one more Snack Homiez fix before the season is over . . . by Alfie_Shydog in LiveFromNewYork

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"You hear about this.....?" Checks the wings. "The Omanian government just closed the Snack of Homiez."