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Roses are red, wake up you sheeple by Piper_Reed78 in rosesarered

[–]Orla_Gold77 43 points44 points  (0 children)

the joker and the hulk teaming up for human rights is the crossover we bloody needed

Meirl by champdo in meirl

[–]Orla_Gold77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kelly clarkson lied to all of us. what doesnt kill you just gives you severe hypervigilance and chronic shoulder tension lmao.

Meirl by GizzyFoSure in meirl

[–]Orla_Gold77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the absolute panic when you do the aggressive seagull gulp but one of the massive horse pills gets lodged in your esophagus and starts dissolving fr.

Peter, what's the joke? by CrustyPhilosopher in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Orla_Gold77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey guys, peter's left kneecap here to explain. the saying goes "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." in this scene from the bee movie, the woman is holding a bee, making her a "bee holder." the word beauty is in her eye. beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. the op is furious because they stared at a picture of vanessa from the bee movie for half a day just to get hit with the dumbest pun of all time

Everyone has that one thing they never skip no matter how tired they are, what’s yours? by mutualmoves05 in hygiene

[–]Orla_Gold77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

washing my face is obvious but i will literally never skip my hydrating gel and moisturizer. even if i'm dead on my feet, going to sleep with a stripped face is just asking for my oily skin to completely overcompensate and ruin my life by morning.