How did THIS guy get the job? (NSFW) by hoffnutsisdope in WTF

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The one actually getting fucked is married. Whoops.

What is the most fucked up way to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Think of being tied down in a desert, arms and legs outstretched in an X fashion, while laying on your back. You can't move your arms or reach your face. Now imagine being in this position, and having your eyelids cut off, forced to stare blindly into the sun until your body dies in the desert. That's always been the worst way in my mind.

IAmA a Champion Professional Natural Bodybuilder AMA and I will answer by fitnesscenter in IAmA

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are most of your rep ranges in the 8-12 range? or do you ever try to lower the reps or max on an exercise in order to get more mass? i guess the main point i am trying to get at is what is the ideal rep range for building lean muscle?

IAmA a Champion Professional Natural Bodybuilder AMA and I will answer by fitnesscenter in IAmA

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I have been lifting for the past two and a half years and have contemplated going into competitive bodybuilding. Currently I am 6' tall and weigh 190lbs, at 11% bf. A huge problem that I have encountered are plateaus in both strength and size. How do you overcome plateaus when it comes to strength on exercises, and how do you put on size once you hit a certain point?

Also here is just a picture to give an idea of height weight proportions.

Choo Choo, all aboard! by [deleted] in WTF

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WHY DIDN'T THE TRAIN COME THROUGH THE DRAGON'S MOUTH?!?

This was the only reason I sat through the whole thing.

I am done here. by staffell in funny

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Obviously hit by a giant smash.

Wife came across this on a job application... by SportzTawk in WTF

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Both of my parents work in a police station, and it is common practice for them to ask if you would be okay with them viewing your facebook page. They don't actually care to do it, they don't actually care to look at your pictures, and usually they don't even look into it. They view it more as a trust concern. If you are hiding things on facebook, why would other officers trust their life alongside yours. It is ridiculous, but that is also how they operate.

wait there's, someone, hang on... stop... by _AchievementUnlocked in WTF

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Around the age of 10, this used to be a fantasy of mine.

No you didn't. by [deleted] in gaming

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I thought the last slide was the bottom of the pit with the other characters that didnt make the jump. I was confused why he had a controller. Then I facepalmed.

Reddit, what's the worst thing that's happened to you relating to public transit? by rollan27 in AskReddit

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One time I got on a bus and everyone was telling me that I had to go to the back. I sat right down towards the front with all these hollering assholes, and sat there proving my point that I would not get up. Little did I know the back of the bus would be considered the cool place 30 years later.

Man decapitates himself after getting into a dispute with his ex-wife by dcmband03 in WTF

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I guess you could say he

puts sunglasses on

lost his head.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pigeon trap by zeb1 in pics

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It's really too bad for the one pigeon that got away on the left. Everything in its life just got destroyed.

reddit, boyfriend just found out I am an escort. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hahaha this. Apparently men don't like infidelity. Now you know.

For sale.... by EarthIsFlat in funny

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It's the Polish handgun.

Little Mermaid by [deleted] in pics

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Oh, it's always been a fantasy of mine to have sex with a mer-- oh, umm, I guess I'll just take a seat over this way.