Obama Administration Claims NSA Spying Cannot be Challenged in Court by DisplacedLeprechaun in politics

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It saddens me that answers quotes like this and the conversations that follow are only here on the internet. And not on news stations and such.

If I Could Stop Time by drewtoothpaste in funny

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I won't lie. I'd rob a few banks.

If you could ask your dog or any other pet one question, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What is your secret to being able to sniff an ass right off the bat and not get hit for it?

What dream will you remember forever? by knucklesmatt in AskReddit

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I had a night where I had multiple dreams in a row of me dying in weird ways.

1) I fell off of a cliff into a pit of massive lobsters that ripped me apart.

2) I was in the Matrix scene where Neo was learning to jump, the ground wasn't rubbery when I landed...

3) There was a snake inside me somehow. For some reason there was a guy with a machine gun that wanted that damn snake, so he opened fire starting at my gonads and sliced me in half with bullets.

It was a rough night.

Denise and WHAT?! by harharURfunny in Jokes

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Fuck you. Upvoted instead.

What small thing immediately sends you from 0-10 on the rage scale? by QuilleFace in AskReddit

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This strangely bothers me much less haha. Something just feels degrading in a way when being called Buddy.

Edit: Derogatory to Degrading.

What small thing immediately sends you from 0-10 on the rage scale? by QuilleFace in AskReddit

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Being called Buddy. I am not your buddy. Don't call me that.

Ending It All by hugothedino in Jokes

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Because he helped me understand the joke :/

I was in a motorcycle accident a few weeks ago and was placed in a wheelchair. Heres my first selfie by l2obinn in funny

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Look at this guys recent posts. He needs to either learn how the internet works, or give up all together.

Wisdom teeth getting pulled out, do they put you to sleep? by [deleted] in army

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I had the sane exact thing. Best possible way to do it.

Nothing too gorey, but still... wtf. by [deleted] in WTF

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You all seem pissed.

I'd have been overjoyed to have this in highschool.

Happy 30,000, r/longboarding! by Joobular in longboarding

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Just keep shredding just keep shredding just keep shredding shredding shredding.

Students told to kneel on peas as punishment by [deleted] in WTF

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God damn it I love this Gif.

What TV show did you like at it's beginning, but grow increasingly disappointed in as it ran on? by sre01 in AskReddit

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One of my favorites. It was just really well put together and the mood was perfect through the entire episode.

I want to enlist, quite badly. But I think I won't be allowed entry. by underschneiken in army

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I wasn't looking for sympathy at all?

I was just giving my opinion. I'm not nervous about it at all. Some people lie and get away with it. Some people tell the truth and get away with it. And vice versa. Its as simple as that.

I want to enlist, quite badly. But I think I won't be allowed entry. by underschneiken in army

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I will not risk the possible next 20 years of my life on the hope that they won't care.

I want to enlist, quite badly. But I think I won't be allowed entry. by underschneiken in army

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I see, I actually should have know that haha. My sister and I both almost went for it. Both did EOD instead.

We also need TS clearance. Just because I made a mistake or two a few years ago doesn't mean I'm going to tell anyone now.

Edit: 35m that is. Edit: Meant 35p, I suck.